0:00:02 > 0:00:05# It doesn't matter if you're tiny or tall
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# It doesn't matter if you're big or small
0:00:07 > 0:00:09# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:00:09 > 0:00:12- # You've got it, Big! - Why, thank you, Small! #
0:00:12 > 0:00:15- BOTH:- # Skipping, flipping climbing up a rope
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Hiding, riding sliding down a slope
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Skating on an ice cube swinging on a star
0:00:20 > 0:00:24- # It makes no difference what size you are!- Nice!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:00:26 > 0:00:30- # Cos here we are we're Big and Small!- Yeah! #
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Oh, this is hilarious.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Ha-ha! I can't believe it.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Oh, this is the funniest book ever.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39SMALL CHUCKLES
0:00:41 > 0:00:45- Erm, Small...?- Mm?- Have you seen my hat anywhere?
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Uh-huh. Now listen to this!
0:00:47 > 0:00:51"The Gwelf was the baby ferret's favourite babysitter."
0:00:51 > 0:00:53- Can you guess why?!- I have no idea.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57Because he lets the ferret stay up all night
0:00:57 > 0:01:00and eat, like, 10,000 raisins.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Erm, so, where did you see my hat, exactly?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Here's the best part, Big.
0:01:05 > 0:01:10"Baby Ferret did whatever he wanted, because the Gwelf only had one rule.
0:01:10 > 0:01:15"Never say no." Can you believe it? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18- Small? My hat?- Oh, yeah.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20I like it. It's nice.
0:01:20 > 0:01:27I know it's nice, it's a great hat, but...where is...it?!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Ah-ha! OK, time to go.
0:01:33 > 0:01:38OK, so, let's see. Blanket...telescope...T-Rex...
0:01:38 > 0:01:43OK, that's everything I need. You remember I'm going out, right?
0:01:43 > 0:01:47- To put up the telescope?- Yep. - OK. So, if you need anything,
0:01:47 > 0:01:53I'll be about...ten feet away. Maybe 11. Definitely not more than 12.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Wait a minute...wait a minute!
0:01:56 > 0:02:00If you're going out, I'll need a babysitter!
0:02:00 > 0:02:03What?! Why? You're not a baby!
0:02:03 > 0:02:09Of course I'm not a baby, but I need someone to never say no to me.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11I don't say no to you.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Big, you say no all the time!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17You say no to bouncing on the bed with me,
0:02:17 > 0:02:21you say no to building me a cannon,
0:02:21 > 0:02:24and you always say no to riding on motorcycles.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28Well, that's because I break the bed, cannons are dangerous,
0:02:28 > 0:02:32and motorcycles are even more dangerous!
0:02:32 > 0:02:33See? That's three "no"s.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37I need a babysitter who won't say no.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41I need the Gwelf! Ha!
0:02:41 > 0:02:44The Gwelf...?
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Small, what are you doing?
0:02:48 > 0:02:51You can't call the Gwelf - he lives in a book.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54How about somebody else? Oh, Ruby?!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Nah. She always says no.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02What about Tweeba? Hey, Big, let's ask Tweeba!
0:03:02 > 0:03:06- You want me to ask Tweeba if she'll babysit for you?!- Yes!
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Oh, yes! Please. Please, please, please, please!
0:03:10 > 0:03:11Thanks, Big.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13HE SIGHS
0:03:13 > 0:03:17OK. I'll go and put this stuff in the back garden,
0:03:17 > 0:03:19and then I'll go and talk to Tweeba.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- Yeah! Hey, Big! Tell her she can't say no!- All right.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Ha! I've got to get ready!
0:03:33 > 0:03:38So, let me get this straight. You want me to babysit for Small?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Yep. Are you available?
0:03:40 > 0:03:44Er, I'm not sure. I might have plans.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47You...could use our bathtub!
0:03:47 > 0:03:53Oh! Then yes! I am suddenly totally available.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Great.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Here we go!
0:04:04 > 0:04:09OK, Small. Here is your babysitter! Can I go now?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Ooh, yeah! OK.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Hi, Tweeba!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Hi, Small.
0:04:15 > 0:04:20Now, remember, if you two need anything, I'm right outside.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Have fun. Bye!
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Hmm. OK, Tweeba, what do you want to do first?
0:04:24 > 0:04:29Do you want to bounce on the bed? Or do you want to build me a cannon?
0:04:29 > 0:04:34Hmmm. How about...a bath?
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Er, I don't want a bath. I had one yesterday.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not you. Me.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45I think I'll take a bath, and set my hair,
0:04:45 > 0:04:47and then we'll see.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50OK, I'll go and run the water.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53And then we'll eat raisins!
0:04:55 > 0:05:01# The "W" is for "wonderful" The "O" stands for "Oh, my"! #
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Tweeba! Are you almost done?
0:05:04 > 0:05:05No.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Wait, wait, wait, wait.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Didn't Big tell you the first rule of babysitting?
0:05:11 > 0:05:14It's never say no! And you just said no!
0:05:14 > 0:05:18Really?! I didn't know that! That's funny.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20SHE CHUCKLES
0:05:21 > 0:05:24# I long to meet them I'll hug and I'll greet them
0:05:24 > 0:05:28# That special one who'll never say no
0:05:28 > 0:05:32# When I want to play They'll say, "Sure! OK!
0:05:32 > 0:05:36# "Whatever you want, it's yours right away!"
0:05:36 > 0:05:40# One day I'll find Someone who'll be kind
0:05:40 > 0:05:44# They'll always want to agree
0:05:44 > 0:05:47# They'll never protest When I make a request
0:05:47 > 0:05:50# And never say no to me
0:05:52 > 0:05:55# In my heart there's a secret That I must confess
0:05:55 > 0:05:59# There's a word I adore And that word is "yes"
0:05:59 > 0:06:03# I've no use for "maybe", or "someday", or "later"
0:06:03 > 0:06:07# It has to be "yes" - what word could be greater?
0:06:07 > 0:06:11# One day I'll find Someone who'll be kind
0:06:11 > 0:06:14# They'll always want to agree
0:06:14 > 0:06:18# They'll never protest When I make a request
0:06:18 > 0:06:21# And never, ever say no to me. #
0:06:27 > 0:06:29536...
0:06:33 > 0:06:36537...
0:06:37 > 0:06:41Small! Where are you? I've finished my bath, Small.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Woo-hoo! I'm coming!
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Guess what, I had the greatest idea!
0:06:47 > 0:06:52How about you put me in a rubber band and shoot me to the Moon?
0:06:52 > 0:06:55No, I don't think so.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58But you can blow-dry my hair.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Tweeba, you're not acting at all like the Gwelf.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10Tweeba! We haven't eaten one single raisin yet!
0:07:10 > 0:07:14Well, that's because I'm not a gwelf, I'm a worm!
0:07:14 > 0:07:20And a worm cannot eat anything with her hair in this condition!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Oh, OK.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29Now, this curl at the front, dry it from underneath...
0:07:29 > 0:07:31HAIRDRYER WHIRRS
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Sorry!
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Oh....oh...
0:07:41 > 0:07:46I have never been so alarmed in my life!
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Except for the time that Big almost ate you.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52You know what the worst of it is?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55My hair is air-drying!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57It's going to look terrible!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Oh, I need a lemonade!
0:08:03 > 0:08:04- HE SIGHS - OK.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08And a biscuit!
0:08:10 > 0:08:13OK, here you go, Tweeba.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Ahh, much better.
0:08:22 > 0:08:27Ah. How are you at reading stories?
0:08:27 > 0:08:32Me? I'm great! And I know just what to read...
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Ah, well, I'll just lie here and listen,
0:08:35 > 0:08:38while I calm my nerves.
0:08:38 > 0:08:43OK, Tweeba. This book is called The Babysitting Gwelf.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Baby Ferret needed a babysitter. And guess who showed up, Tweeba?
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Yeah, that's right. The Gwelf. And you know what?
0:08:53 > 0:08:57The Gwelf was the most fun babysitter ever. He didn't bathe,
0:08:57 > 0:09:02or do his hair, or laze around in bed making other people read to him!
0:09:02 > 0:09:09Oh, no! No, he did whatever the baby ferret wanted.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Is that actually in the book?
0:09:12 > 0:09:17Tweeba! This book is all about how to be a great babysitter.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20And you should have read it before you came!
0:09:21 > 0:09:24SHE SNORES GENTLY
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Oh, Tweeba!
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Small, I'm home!
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Oh, Big! Oh, oh, Big!
0:09:35 > 0:09:43- Hey, Big! Ha-ha! You're back!- Yeah! So, how was the babysitting?
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Awful. Tweeba said no to everything.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51- Oh, really? Well...- So can you shoot me with a rubber band to the Moon?
0:09:51 > 0:09:58- No, Small! No.- Oh. OK. Then how about we just play Go Fish or something?
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Go Fish...I can do.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07You know, Small, I'm not always going to say yes.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11- Sometimes, I have to say no. - The Gwelf would never say no.
0:10:11 > 0:10:16The Gwelf isn't real, Small. I am real. Tweeba is real!
0:10:16 > 0:10:20Well, I would never say no to you, Big. I just wouldn't!
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Never, ever, ever!
0:10:21 > 0:10:25Do you have...an eight?
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Nope.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33OK...I suppose I might sometimes say no.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37You know what? I think sometimes, you have to.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41- You know what, Big? You just said no again.- I did?- Uh-huh.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- No!- Uh-huh!- I just said it again!
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