0:00:02 > 0:00:05# It doesn't matter If you're tiny or tall
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# It doesn't matter If you're big or small
0:00:07 > 0:00:09# If you wanna have fun It doesn't matter at all
0:00:09 > 0:00:12- # You've got it, Big - Why, thank you, Small
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# Skipping, flipping, climbing Up a rope
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Hiding, riding, sliding Down a slope
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Skating on an ice cube Swinging on a star
0:00:20 > 0:00:24- # It makes no difference What size you are... #- Nice.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26BOTH: # If you wanna have fun It doesn't matter at all
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Cos here we are We're Big and Small
0:00:29 > 0:00:30# Yeah! #
0:00:40 > 0:00:42OK, OK, are you ready for this one?
0:00:42 > 0:00:46- Uh-huh.- OK, Furtis R Plump holds the record
0:00:46 > 0:00:49for most pumpkins jumped on a scooter.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Ha-ha-ha! Thirteen and a half!
0:00:51 > 0:00:53- Wow!- Look at that!
0:00:53 > 0:00:56No way! Let me see.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Ooh, look at this, Big.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03The biggest tomato ever grown was...woah...
0:01:03 > 0:01:06That is the size of your head, Big.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Wow! That's huge!
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Ha-ha, ha-ha! Don't you love that book?
0:01:10 > 0:01:13That is the best book ever written, I think.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15What? This one right here
0:01:15 > 0:01:17The Book Of Biggests, Bests And Firsts?
0:01:17 > 0:01:21Nah, I think The Gwelf And The Lima Bean's better.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27I just sort of find it inspiring, you know.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Makes me wish I could do something important.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Oh, Big, you do something important every day.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34You play with me!
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Well, yeah. I mean something big, Small.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Or best, or first.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Oh. Well, why don't you?
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Well...
0:01:47 > 0:01:49..I suppose I could try.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Yeah. It's simple. Here's the card.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56"Have you done something impossible or amazing?
0:01:56 > 0:02:00"If so, write it down on this card and send it in
0:02:00 > 0:02:03"and we'll put you in the next edition
0:02:03 > 0:02:06"of The Book Of Biggests, Bests And Firsts."
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Wow! I didn't know about this!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12I never even dreamed of being in the book.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Well start dreaming, big guy.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Oh, what can I do, Small, that's amazing?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Um...
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Ooh, you could take a really long bath.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26You're good at baths.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27Mmm?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Um, I don't think so.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Oh, what can I do though?
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Now, how about...
0:02:35 > 0:02:37teeth brushing?
0:02:37 > 0:02:41Oh, I'm an excellent teeth brusher, Small.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- Um, let me see.- Easy.- OK.
0:02:44 > 0:02:45Um, OK.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Ooh, all right.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51"The world's best tooth brusher is LR Gump who brushed her teeth
0:02:51 > 0:02:55- "without stopping..."- Yeah? - "..for three months."
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Three months?! Oh, I can't do that.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Yeah, I know.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Oh, wait a minute! Wait a minute! How about swinging, Big?
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Oh...look it up!
0:03:05 > 0:03:09Let me see. Let me see. Ooh... Ooh, here it is.
0:03:09 > 0:03:15"The current record for most swings in a row is 8,002!"
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Hmm. 8,002, eh?
0:03:18 > 0:03:22OK, let's see. Here now. OK, all right.
0:03:22 > 0:03:258,002 divided by 24,
0:03:25 > 0:03:27carry the two, drop the ten, add the four,
0:03:27 > 0:03:31move the... OK, OK, OK, I've got it! I've got it.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35If I can swing for two days and two nights, without stopping,
0:03:35 > 0:03:39I, Big, can beat that record.
0:03:39 > 0:03:40Oh... Woo-hoo!
0:03:40 > 0:03:44Heh-heh-heh-heh! You said it! Woo-hoodli-hoo!
0:03:44 > 0:03:46- I didn't say that.- You didn't?
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- I said, "Woo-hoo."- Woo-hoo.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51OK, let me see, Big. OK, warm socks?
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Mm-hm.- OK, very good.
0:03:53 > 0:03:58- Lunch box and glow-in-the-dark water bottle?- Yeah.- OK, very good.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Er, big torch for waking up Small if you need to.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Um, yeah. T-Rex has it.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Excellent, excellent. OK. Check, check, check!
0:04:08 > 0:04:12- OK, Big, you are go for liftoff! - Woo-hoo!- Ha-ha!
0:04:13 > 0:04:17OK, Big, once I don't mind but twice?
0:04:17 > 0:04:22Woo-hoo's what I say, OK? You'll have to find something different.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Erm...
0:04:24 > 0:04:25How about yay?
0:04:25 > 0:04:30Ooh, good one. OK, yay, yahoo and woo-hoo, too!
0:04:30 > 0:04:31Yeah, here I go!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Are you ready, Small?
0:04:33 > 0:04:37- Oo-oo-oo-ooh, OK. Hang on. - Mmm?- OK. Now, you can go.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39OK!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41One...
0:04:42 > 0:04:43Two...
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Three...
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Four...
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Five...
0:04:51 > 0:04:54I don't have to stay for ALL of this, do I?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58I don't? OK, well, thank you.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02Hoo! OK, see you later, Big. Bye!
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Bye, Small. Eight...
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Nine...
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Ten...
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- EXHAUSTED LOW VOICE:- 2,062...
0:05:14 > 0:05:172,063...
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Hey, Big, how's it going?
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Two thousand... Pretty good. ..and 64.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Just a little tired, that's all. 2,065.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27You're tired...from swinging?!
0:05:27 > 0:05:29That's unbelievable!
0:05:29 > 0:05:322,066. Yeah...
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- Hey, do you want to know what- I- was doing?
0:05:34 > 0:05:372,067...
0:05:37 > 0:05:39What were you doing, Small?
0:05:39 > 0:05:44I was thinking of my old pal Big and what I could do to make him happy
0:05:44 > 0:05:49while he's going for the record. And here's what I decided.
0:05:49 > 0:05:512,068.
0:05:51 > 0:05:57You swing and I'll sing to you a special swinging song
0:05:57 > 0:06:01that I just made up and I'll play...on my guitar.
0:06:01 > 0:06:042,069...
0:06:04 > 0:06:07I didn't know you knew how to play the guitar.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Er, I don't.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11TWANG!
0:06:11 > 0:06:14# She bop she bop a da-da
0:06:14 > 0:06:17# Chimli bop a boola bee-bee ba-ba
0:06:17 > 0:06:20# Hamani hammani hammani hammani ba-ba da-ba
0:06:20 > 0:06:22# R-r-r-r yea-ea-ea-eah
0:06:22 > 0:06:25# Make no mistake He's a mover he's a shaker
0:06:25 > 0:06:28# Check out that champ He's a rocking record breaker
0:06:28 > 0:06:32# He's got rhythm he can swing it He can rock it so I'll sing it hmm
0:06:32 > 0:06:34# He's the king of the swing
0:06:34 > 0:06:36# If you don't believe me You can take a second look
0:06:36 > 0:06:39# Swinging like he'll never stop He'll make the record book
0:06:39 > 0:06:43# He's got rhythm he's got style He'll be swinging for a while huh
0:06:43 > 0:06:45# He's the king of the swing
0:06:45 > 0:06:48# King of the swing
0:06:48 > 0:06:50# King of the swing
0:06:50 > 0:06:53# I've just got to sing and shout it
0:06:53 > 0:06:56# There ain't no doubt about it
0:06:56 > 0:06:59# King of the swing yeah
0:06:59 > 0:07:02# King of the swing
0:07:02 > 0:07:04# I've just got to swing and shout it
0:07:04 > 0:07:07# There ain't no doubt about it
0:07:07 > 0:07:11# Yeah you're looking at a winner He's the king of the swing! #
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Oh, was that great or...?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Uh...? Oh, no!
0:07:18 > 0:07:19BIG SNORES
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Oh no.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24Oh, no, no, no! Big! Big, you've got to wake up!
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Big, wake up! You're not supposed to stop.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30You're supposed to swing without stopping!
0:07:30 > 0:07:33OK, you've got to help me out.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35You try waking him up, OK? Yell Big!
0:07:35 > 0:07:36SNORING CONTINUES
0:07:36 > 0:07:37Louder!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Oh, no, this is terrible.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45The terriblest, most terrible thing EVER!
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Now Big can't be in the book.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Wait a minute...
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Wait a minute!
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:07:58 > 0:08:02BIG CONTINUES TO SNORE
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- SLEEPILY:- Mmm... Hmm... Um...
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Did somebody say...?
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- YAWNS:- Did somebody say my name?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Um... Oh, hi.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16What? You want me to wake up?
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Well, why? Oh...
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Oh, no. Oh, no! N-n-n-no!
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Oh, no, I fell asleep! Oh, no! Oh, no!
0:08:23 > 0:08:28I stopped swinging, too! I wasn't supposed to stop swinging.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30HE SIGHS
0:08:30 > 0:08:34It's harder to break a record than I thought.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35HE SIGHS
0:08:35 > 0:08:39Oh, well, I suppose I'd better go and tell Small.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Hmm...
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- HE SIGHS - Small?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52I've got some very bad news.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54I'm upstairs!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00I hate to tell him. He was so excited for me.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Oh... OK.
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Oh... Small?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Oh, Small, I fell asleep.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14I didn't break the record.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16That means...
0:09:16 > 0:09:18I can't be in the book.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Oh, I know.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23But it doesn't matter because guess what?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- Wha...?- You're already in a book!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28This one right here!
0:09:28 > 0:09:31See? It's called The Big Book Of Big.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33What?
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Here, look.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38This book is all about the stuff that you're best at. Like this one.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42Loudest snore? Big!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Biggest toe?
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Big!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- I do have a big toe!- Look at this.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Right here. OK,
0:09:49 > 0:09:51best piano player? Big!
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- Aw!- I came in second, though.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- You're getting very good. - And here's my favourite.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Only guy who makes orange juice come out of his nose when he laughs?
0:10:01 > 0:10:03BIG!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Uh...
0:10:05 > 0:10:07You made this?
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Uh-huh. I did write it personally. There's my name - Small.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14The Big Book Of Big by Small.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16I like how that sounds.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Yeah, I'm pretty great sometimes.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22- You're pretty great all the time, Small.- That's very true.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Hey, wait a minute, we can put that in the book!
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Great all the time - Small.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Yeah. I'm also going to add one more thing.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Best friend ever...
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Small.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- Woo-hoo!- Woo-hoo-doo!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40I mean yay!
0:10:40 > 0:10:43That was very close, Big.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45..Yeah.
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