0:00:02 > 0:00:05# It doesn't matter if you're tiny or tall
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# It doesn't matter if you're big or small
0:00:07 > 0:00:09# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:00:09 > 0:00:12- # You've got it, Big! - Why, thank you, Small!
0:00:12 > 0:00:15- BOTH:- # Skipping, flipping climbing up a rope
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Hiding, riding sliding down a slope
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Skating on an ice cube swinging on a star
0:00:20 > 0:00:24- # It makes no difference what size you are!- Nice!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:00:26 > 0:00:30- # Cos here we are we're Big and Small!- Yeah! #
0:00:34 > 0:00:39OK, one more biscuit for me,
0:00:39 > 0:00:42easy, good and...
0:00:42 > 0:00:46And one more for me.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49That makes four biscuits each.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51MUNCH MUNCH!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Mmm, delicious.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Did you just eat all of your biscuits?
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Yes, yes, I did.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01In one bite?
0:01:01 > 0:01:02Yeah, pretty much.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Big, you and I are so different!
0:01:05 > 0:01:09Not in one million years would I do that
0:01:09 > 0:01:13because it's wrong, Big. It's not how you eat biscuits.
0:01:13 > 0:01:18- Are you saying there's only one way to eat biscuits?- No.
0:01:18 > 0:01:24All I'm saying is there's two ways, the wrong way and the right way.
0:01:24 > 0:01:29Watch. Now, Big, you take your biscuit like this,
0:01:29 > 0:01:34then you pick out all the chocolate chips and put them in a pile, OK?
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- Are you with me? - I'm with you.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Then you pick out the raspberry crunchies and apricot chewies
0:01:41 > 0:01:46- and you put them in another pile. - But...OK, OK.
0:01:46 > 0:01:51So you're left with pure, 100% biscuit
0:01:51 > 0:01:54and a load of other stuff you can eat later.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57OK, but that's not how I like to do it.
0:01:57 > 0:02:03I like to eat all my biscuits in one big bite.
0:02:06 > 0:02:11OK, Big, but you don't know what you're missing.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16- HE HUMS - Oh!
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Hey, Big! I've finished my biscuit!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21That's nice.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25But I still have three left. Woohoo!
0:02:25 > 0:02:31Hey, Big, does that make you sad? Huh? That yours are all gone?
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Um...no.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35No, not a bit.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Really?
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Cos I'd be so upset if I didn't have any more biscuits.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Oh! Speaking of biscuits...mmm!
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Bye, Small.
0:02:46 > 0:02:52Hey, Big, should I eat this, because then I'll only have two left?
0:02:52 > 0:02:56You know what? I think I'm gonna eat it!
0:02:56 > 0:02:58MUNCH MUNCH!
0:03:00 > 0:03:04- Ah, man, that was good! - Hey, Small...- Huh?
0:03:04 > 0:03:08What happened to your right way of eating biscuits?
0:03:08 > 0:03:12Where you take out the chocolate, then the apricots...
0:03:12 > 0:03:15This is ANOTHER right way, Big.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Big bites, but only one biscuit at a time.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Ah!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23But now... Now it's gone.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26You still have two left, remember.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Oh, yeah!
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Hah!
0:03:32 > 0:03:36I wouldn't mind another biscuit right about now.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38- HE SIGHS - Oh, well.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41HE HUMS
0:03:41 > 0:03:46Hey, Big, would you mind if I ate biscuit number three in bed?
0:03:46 > 0:03:49I won't drop a single crumb, I promise.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- Um, I suppose.- Woo!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54MUNCH MUNCH!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Er, Small...
0:03:57 > 0:04:02Oh, oh, that's good, Big!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Ah! Hey, do you want some?
0:04:05 > 0:04:11- Ah!- Oh, wait, wait. Sorry, you can't cos I've got germs on this biscuit.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15- I will still eat it. - Are you joking, Big?
0:04:15 > 0:04:19What if I was ill? What if I had a bad cough?
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Aha! Like that?
0:04:21 > 0:04:24You're making me hungry, Small.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Really? How?
0:04:27 > 0:04:31By eating that biscuit in front of me and saying how great it tastes.
0:04:31 > 0:04:37- Oh, I'm sorry, Big. I won't eat in front of you any more, OK?- OK.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38OK.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Unbelievable. Mmmm.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47I can hear you eating!
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Oh, OK.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51What are you doing? What are you doing?
0:04:51 > 0:04:53MUNCH MUNCH!
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Oh, my.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Oh, this is deliciousness!
0:04:57 > 0:05:01- Small.- Yeah? - Small, I can still hear you eating.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Oh, OK.
0:05:04 > 0:05:09Well, from now on, let's take our mind off biscuits, OK, Big?
0:05:09 > 0:05:12- Good idea.- OK?- OK.
0:05:12 > 0:05:17Completely off them. I won't even say the word biscuit any more.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21The word biscuit will not pass by my lips.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Instead, I wrote a song today, do you want to hear it?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- Yeah!- All right, hit it!
0:05:27 > 0:05:29# A biscuit's a small thing I know
0:05:29 > 0:05:32# But check out this song
0:05:32 > 0:05:36# I'll tell you why biccies are great But I won't take too long
0:05:36 > 0:05:41# You can make up your own flavour From lots of your favourite stuff
0:05:41 > 0:05:43# Don't hold back Go crazy
0:05:43 > 0:05:45# Cos one bite's never enough
0:05:45 > 0:05:49# Don't you love biccies? Whoa-oh
0:05:49 > 0:05:53# Cos I love my biccies Whoa-oh
0:05:53 > 0:05:55# Biscuits are great!
0:05:59 > 0:06:04# Just throw in some oatmeal Some wheat germ or chocolate chips
0:06:04 > 0:06:08# Get out the guava Hey, you're licking your lips
0:06:08 > 0:06:12# Add grapes and bananas Papaya, peaches or pears
0:06:12 > 0:06:14# Some say, "Hey, hold back!"
0:06:14 > 0:06:17# I say, "Go crazy, who cares?"
0:06:17 > 0:06:20# Don't you love biccies? Whoa-oh
0:06:20 > 0:06:25# Cos I love my biccies Whoa-oh
0:06:25 > 0:06:27# Biscuits are great! #
0:06:29 > 0:06:32There. Did that get your mind off biscuits, Big?
0:06:32 > 0:06:35How could it, Small?
0:06:35 > 0:06:39Your song was all about biscuits.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42- Oh, yeah.- "Oh, yeah."
0:06:42 > 0:06:45OK, well, I'll just finish this up quickly...
0:06:49 > 0:06:51MUNCH MUNCH! ..and go to bed.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- There, all done, no more biscuits. - Finally.
0:06:54 > 0:07:01I do not want to hear, see, smell or think about biscuits any more.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03You said it, Big.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06I am done with biscuits.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Except...
0:07:10 > 0:07:14Can I tell you my idea about what I want to do with my last biscuit?
0:07:14 > 0:07:16No!
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Okey-dokey.
0:07:18 > 0:07:19Good night, Big.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21'Night, Small.
0:07:26 > 0:07:27Oh...
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Oh, my stomach is really not happy.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38I need to get something to eat.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42HE YAWNS
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Here we go, Mr Fridge,
0:07:47 > 0:07:50what have you got for me? I'm hungry.
0:07:53 > 0:07:54Not much here.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Oh...
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Oh!
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Small's last biscuit...
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Oh! Now, I know I can't eat this,
0:08:08 > 0:08:11but Small wouldn't mind if I smelt it.
0:08:15 > 0:08:20- SNIFF! - Oh. Apricot.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Oh, I just... - SNIFF SNIFF!
0:08:22 > 0:08:25I just love...
0:08:25 > 0:08:26MUNCH MUNCH!
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Mmm, mmmmm!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29..apricot!
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Ah...
0:08:33 > 0:08:34What's that?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37I just... I just ate Small's last biscuit?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43I just ate Small's last biscuit!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Oh, oh, er...
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Er...er...OK...
0:08:47 > 0:08:51There, he won't notice that. Do you think he'll notice that?
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Of course he'll notice that! Oh, no, Small will be so cross!
0:08:55 > 0:08:58- I don't believe it. - Cross about what, Big?- Ah!
0:08:58 > 0:09:00What, what, what?
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Ah!
0:09:02 > 0:09:05What happened to my biscuit?
0:09:05 > 0:09:09Oh, Small, I know, I know. I'm so, so sorry.
0:09:09 > 0:09:14Who? Who would do such a terrible, horrible, completely wrong thing?
0:09:14 > 0:09:16I mean, who, Big? WHO?
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Um...well...
0:09:18 > 0:09:23I'm sorry, Big. I'm really, really sorry.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27But...why are you sorry?
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Because my great idea -
0:09:28 > 0:09:30the one you didn't want to hear -
0:09:30 > 0:09:33was to give you my last biscuit.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35That biscuit was yours!
0:09:37 > 0:09:38- Oh.- Oh.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42Oh, oh, oh, Small.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Oh, Big.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46The thing is...
0:09:46 > 0:09:48I ate it. I ate your biscuit.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51It was practically an accident and I didn't mean to,
0:09:51 > 0:09:53but I did.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Well, first of all...
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Yay!
0:09:56 > 0:10:00And second of all, you shouldn't have done that.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03I know, I know. I think I got too hungry.
0:10:03 > 0:10:08That's because you ate your biscuits the wrong way, Big. I told you!
0:10:08 > 0:10:12I think it was because you were eating in front of me.
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Yeah, that too.
0:10:13 > 0:10:18Hey, there's still some left. Do you want to split it?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- Well, thank you, Small. - You're welcome.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25That's very generous.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Wait, wait, wait!
0:10:26 > 0:10:32From now on, let's eat our biscuits at the exact same time, OK?
0:10:32 > 0:10:33The right way.
0:10:33 > 0:10:38- Or the wrong way, but whatever we do, let's do it together, OK?- OK.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42OK, on your marks, get set...
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- Go! - MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH!
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