0:00:02 > 0:00:05# It doesn't matter if you're tiny or tall
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# It doesn't matter if you're big or small
0:00:07 > 0:00:09# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:00:09 > 0:00:12- # You've got it, Big - Why, thank you, Small! #
0:00:12 > 0:00:15- BOTH:- # Skipping, flipping climbing up a rope
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Hiding, riding sliding down a slope
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Skating on an ice cube swinging on a star
0:00:20 > 0:00:24- # It makes no difference what size you are!- Nice
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:00:26 > 0:00:30- # Cos here we are we're Big and Small!- Yeah! #
0:00:34 > 0:00:36OK, that goes there, and that goes there.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39- Ha!- OK, Camp Fun.
0:00:39 > 0:00:44- Pitch tents, win badges and impress moose. Or is it mooses?- I dunno.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Ten thrills a second, guaranteed.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48This looks exciting!
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Oh, it is, Big.
0:00:51 > 0:00:56Don't feel TOO bad when I win, I'm the best at camping games.
0:00:56 > 0:01:02But just watch and learn and then maybe, someday, you'll win.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03Gotcha.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Ahem, ahem!
0:01:05 > 0:01:07What are you doing?
0:01:07 > 0:01:10I'm practising my victory dance!
0:01:10 > 0:01:14Go, Small! Go, Small! Go, Small, go, Small, go, Small!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16OK...
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Wow! Look at that, I win again, Small.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27This is the worst game I've ever played.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29It should be called Camp No Fun!
0:01:29 > 0:01:34Oh, don't feel bad. I think I'm just naturally good at camping games.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38Oh, yeah? Well, I'm naturally better at REAL camping!
0:01:40 > 0:01:42You've never been camping!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Yes I have! One time. When you weren't looking.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47I went camping!
0:01:47 > 0:01:50I even got the Best Camper Guy Ever prize.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52I'll go and get it.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55CRASHING NOISES
0:01:58 > 0:02:01See?
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Did you just make that?
0:02:03 > 0:02:08OK, if you don't believe that I'm the best camper guy ever,
0:02:08 > 0:02:12the only way to prove it to you is to prove it to you.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15So pack your bags, Big,
0:02:15 > 0:02:17we're going camping!
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Nice!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32The air is very fresh.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Yep. The rock sounds rocky.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43This is it, Big. This is the perfect place to put our tent.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Why do I have to carry everything?
0:02:54 > 0:02:57OK, one tent coming right up, Big.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02Um...
0:03:02 > 0:03:05That's the stretchy rope that you tie to the...
0:03:05 > 0:03:10Big, every best camper guy knows about stretchy ropes, OK?
0:03:10 > 0:03:12You, um. Tie them to trees...
0:03:12 > 0:03:15so the tent will be...tenty.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Actually, you're supposed to attach that to the ground.
0:03:21 > 0:03:26Big! The first rule of camping...is...
0:03:26 > 0:03:29I'm the best tent-putter-upper!
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Small! Small, are you OK?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40I'm fine.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Just getting some firewood.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Oh, good.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52Do you think I should set up the tent before it gets dark?
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Yeah, me too.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57OK...
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Hey, Small.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07You set up the whole camp site!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Yeah. Did you get some firewood?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Yeah, yeah...
0:04:12 > 0:04:14There. See?
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Oh, great. You can put it over there. With the other firewood.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26And I made scrambled eggs and ketchup! Your favourite!
0:04:26 > 0:04:30Big, every best camper guy, ever, which is me,
0:04:30 > 0:04:34knows that you never cook scrambled eggs with ketchup on it
0:04:34 > 0:04:35when you're camping.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38No, no, the first rule of camping...
0:04:38 > 0:04:41I think you already did the first rule.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43The SECOND rule of camping...
0:04:43 > 0:04:45is you eat BEANS!
0:04:47 > 0:04:48From a tin!
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Ha!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51OK, let me see here...
0:04:58 > 0:05:00This lid is too tight!
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Come! Out! Beans!
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Come! Out! BEANS!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14I had a tin opener.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20Delicious.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24Mmm, perfect.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Ha! Yeah!
0:05:30 > 0:05:38Hey, Small...would you like to hear...my campfire song?
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Yeah!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41But only after you hear mine!
0:05:44 > 0:05:47AH! OK, OK, let me see.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52# This is a song about camping
0:05:52 > 0:05:56# And how Small is good at camping
0:05:56 > 0:06:01# And...something, something Something rhymes with camping
0:06:01 > 0:06:04# The-e-e e-nd! #
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Ha-ha!
0:06:05 > 0:06:08That was...good.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- That was good, I'll just... - Here you go.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14I'll just play my song here.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17# There ain't nothing like camping And I do declare
0:06:17 > 0:06:19# Camping's mighty fine Nothing can compare
0:06:19 > 0:06:21# To sleeping in a tent With the wind blowing free
0:06:21 > 0:06:25# Give me trees, rocks and rivers It's the camping life for me
0:06:25 > 0:06:28# Give me outdoor living Camping can't be beat
0:06:28 > 0:06:30# Send me to that scenery To nature's greenery
0:06:30 > 0:06:33# Smell that country air So sweet
0:06:33 > 0:06:36# We got rabbits, racoons Muskrats and moles
0:06:36 > 0:06:38# All kinds of critters Sitting in the hole
0:06:38 > 0:06:40# If I want music Got a guitar on my hand
0:06:40 > 0:06:43# Get those hootin' tootin' owls All joining in my band
0:06:43 > 0:06:46# Just give me outdoor living Camping can't be beat
0:06:46 > 0:06:49# Send me to that scenery To nature's greenery
0:06:49 > 0:06:52# Smell that country air So sweet
0:06:52 > 0:06:55# I've got a sleeping roll A tent, a fork and a knife
0:06:55 > 0:06:57# That's all I need for camping It's a simple life
0:06:57 > 0:07:00# Sitting round the fire Yes siree-e-e
0:07:00 > 0:07:04# I'm a nature boy Living wild and free
0:07:04 > 0:07:07# Just give me outdoor living Camping can't be beat
0:07:07 > 0:07:09# Send me to that scenery To nature's greenery
0:07:09 > 0:07:12# Smell that country air So sweet
0:07:12 > 0:07:16# Yeah, smell that country air So sweet! #
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Woo-hoo! What'd you think?
0:07:20 > 0:07:21It was too rhymey.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22Oh.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25And anyway, it's time for bed.
0:07:26 > 0:07:31Which you'd know, Big, if you knew anything about camping. Chop-chop!
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Oh. OK.
0:07:36 > 0:07:41SNORING
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Big. BIG!
0:07:51 > 0:07:53What are you doing?
0:07:53 > 0:07:56I totally forgot the best part about camping!
0:07:56 > 0:08:00- We've got to tell spooky stories! - Get that light out of my face!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02I'll start, OK?
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Boo!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Boo. BOO!
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Small, I'm trying to sleep!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Boo, boodly boo!
0:08:13 > 0:08:14BOOOO!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17- BOO!- SMALL!- What, are you scared?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Give me the torch, now.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21No way.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Cos...best camper guys always have torches.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Give me that torch!
0:08:28 > 0:08:29- Get off!- Give it up!
0:08:29 > 0:08:31You give that torch to me!
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Not my torch!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Big, look what you made me do!
0:08:40 > 0:08:44Oh, you know what, Small? I have to sleep. I'm going home.
0:08:44 > 0:08:49Well, if you don't want to camp with an expert, maybe you SHOULD leave!
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Fine. I will. Goodbye.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53Goodbye.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Who needs Big? I don't.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58I'm the best camper guy ever.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01CHIRPING
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Crickets! Stop cricketing!
0:09:04 > 0:09:06CHIRPING
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Stop your cricketing!
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Stop it! Grr!
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Fine. If Small wants to be that way,
0:09:13 > 0:09:17I'm gonna have a nice cup of cocoa, and sleep in a nice warm bed.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Stop it! Stop it, stop it, stop it!
0:09:21 > 0:09:22That's better.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25AAARGH!
0:09:25 > 0:09:31All I've ever wanted in my whole life was to be good at camping!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Is that too much to ask?
0:09:34 > 0:09:37I suppose the only thing I'm good at
0:09:37 > 0:09:40is being wrapped up in this tent forever.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44SMALL CRIES
0:09:50 > 0:09:51You OK in there?
0:09:51 > 0:09:53I suppose.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55I'm sorry, Big.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Here.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03You should have this. Because you're the best camper guy ever.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04Not me.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Well, thanks, Small.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13Remember, you're good at lots of things that I'm not.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Name one.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19Well, like coming up with great ideas, like camping.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Oh! I suppose that's true!
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Do you wanna keep camping?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Yeah, I'd love to.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30- Come on in, Big!- Coming aboard!
0:10:30 > 0:10:32All right!
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Big, if you teach me how to camp better than you,
0:10:35 > 0:10:37- can I have my prize back?- Of course.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39- Goodnight, Small.- Goodnight.
0:10:39 > 0:10:45- Small, do you think we should set the tent back up?- Good idea.- Probably!
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