0:00:02 > 0:00:05# It doesn't matter if you're tiny or tall
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# It doesn't matter if you're big or small
0:00:07 > 0:00:09# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:00:09 > 0:00:12- # You've got it, Big! - Why, thank you, Small! #
0:00:12 > 0:00:15- BOTH:- # Skipping, flipping climbing up a rope
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Hiding, riding sliding down a slope
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Skating on an ice cube swinging on a star
0:00:20 > 0:00:24- # It makes no difference what size you are!- Nice!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:00:26 > 0:00:30- # Cos here we are we're Big and Small!- Yeah! #
0:00:33 > 0:00:35BIG HUMS HAPPILY
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Eugh! What is that?
0:00:40 > 0:00:43- SMALL COUGHS Hi, Big.- Hi.
0:00:43 > 0:00:49You're just in time. Look what I'm doing. I'm organising my scrapbook.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52I keep most of my important stuff in here.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56Stuff that reminds me of me, in case I forget.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58This, for example,
0:00:58 > 0:01:02this is an outline of my first tooth.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04You haven't got teeth!
0:01:04 > 0:01:08I know that but if I did, that's where I'd put it.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09- OK.- OK. Look at this.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13What's that? A photo of your invisible friend?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15BIG CHUCKLES
0:01:15 > 0:01:19- No, it's my favourite snowball, Big. - Right.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23That's a picture of my invisible friend.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Of course.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29Look at this. This is my first drinking straw.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33And, over here... oh, oh, my first napkin!
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Look, that's my first paperclip.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39Ah, happy times, Big. Happy times.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Oh, but here, look at this.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45This right here, that's the most important page
0:01:45 > 0:01:48cos I'm keeping it for something special.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52A photograph of me and my best friend...
0:01:52 > 0:01:57whose name is Big! What do you think about being in my scrapbook, Big?
0:01:57 > 0:02:00That...
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Wow!
0:02:01 > 0:02:05- Oh, thank you, Small. - You're welcome.- Are you sure?
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Yeah, I'm sure.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Yeah, picture it...
0:02:08 > 0:02:11best friends side by side.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15# You and me and me and you
0:02:15 > 0:02:18# My best friend plus me together makes two
0:02:18 > 0:02:19You mean that?
0:02:19 > 0:02:22# We're peas in a pod You're top of my tree
0:02:22 > 0:02:26# When I make a list of my best things you'll be
0:02:26 > 0:02:31- # Way up there, right at the top - Oh, I'm so embarrassed!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33# Well, I'm not going to stop
0:02:33 > 0:02:37# It's you and me, me and you
0:02:37 > 0:02:41# My best friend plus me together makes two
0:02:41 > 0:02:44# A photo of me, a photo of you
0:02:44 > 0:02:48# But the best of all is the one of us two
0:02:48 > 0:02:51# You're my pal My big bundle of fun
0:02:51 > 0:02:52You mean big as in cuddly, right?
0:02:52 > 0:02:56# Two friends together You're my number one
0:02:56 > 0:02:59# It's you and me and me and you
0:02:59 > 0:03:03# My best friend plus me together makes two
0:03:03 > 0:03:06# Yeah, you and me and me and you
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- # My best friend - That's you, Big!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- # Plus me...- Together makes two. #
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Hmm. OK. Ah!
0:03:19 > 0:03:21A-ha! Here!
0:03:21 > 0:03:25- See here, this is where I keep all the photographs of us.- Oh.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29OK, let's pick one where I'm being the most me and you're the most you.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31- OK, Big?- OK.- OK.- Ah.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36- What?- Apparently there are no photos of us.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- Well, that can't be true, Big. Check again.- OK.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Nope, empty.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47This is terrible, Big. How will anybody know we're best friends
0:03:47 > 0:03:50if there's no picture of us in our scrapbook?
0:03:50 > 0:03:55- Hmm.- I spent the whole morning organising my scrapbook
0:03:55 > 0:03:58so there'd be room for a picture of you and me
0:03:58 > 0:04:02but there is no picture of you and me!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05So now what, Big? NOW WHAT?!
0:04:06 > 0:04:09I could take a picture of you and me.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11You know, borrow Ruby's camera.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15That just might work.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18That just might work.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24OK. That's there... there's a button there... OK.
0:04:24 > 0:04:30Now, Ruby says there are two shots left so we can't make mistakes, OK?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32OK, you got it, Big!
0:04:32 > 0:04:35You betcha! Just take the picture. Take the picture, Big!
0:04:35 > 0:04:39- Yeah! Take the picture, Big! - You should probably stay still.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41- Oh, OK.- OK.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- You can smile, though.- OK.- OK.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47CLICK!
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Hmm. It's not taken a picture.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53- Ah! Got to make an adjustment. Hang on one second.- Uh-huh.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55OK.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58CAMERA BEEPS, BIG HUMS
0:04:59 > 0:05:02MUMBLES: Can you hurry up, Big?
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Um-hmm. There we go. One, two, three...
0:05:06 > 0:05:10- CLICK! Oh!- Hold on. Oh, OK. Oh.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Oh, no!
0:05:12 > 0:05:17- Oh!- Oh.- It's not even in focus. Oh, well.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19We still have one shot left.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24BOTH: RUBY!
0:05:33 > 0:05:36So? Can you do it, do you think?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Oh, yeah.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42I'm a great photographer and I'm amazingly artistic.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- So, yes, I can do it.- Great.- Good.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48So, what kind of picture do you want?
0:05:48 > 0:05:52Um...how about a good one?
0:05:52 > 0:05:55No, I mean, do you want an action shot -
0:05:55 > 0:05:58which means you're doing stuff -
0:05:58 > 0:06:01or a portrait where you're sitting still?
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Action shot. Action! Action! Action!
0:06:05 > 0:06:08No, no, no! Portrait, portrait, portrait.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Action shot's too risky - might be blurry.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15But Big, we have such adventures together.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17We ARE action!
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Am I right? I'm right, aren't I?
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Really?
0:06:21 > 0:06:27- Hmm.- And I have the best idea ever!
0:06:27 > 0:06:28I mean really, Big.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32- The best!- OK, I was just going to... - Ever!
0:06:32 > 0:06:36The. Best. Ever.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40- OK, I'll...- I mean really. Really. - Are we ready?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Yes.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Ever.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Good. Action should be fine.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48Woo-hoo!
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Action.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55This is gonna be great!
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Are you ready?- Woo-hoo!
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Woo-hoo! Ha-ha!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Woo-hoo!
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Ok, this is the good part. Don't take the picture...
0:07:09 > 0:07:12until I'm exactly... in the right position...
0:07:12 > 0:07:14and you see me smile.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16SMALL PANTS Like this.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20OK, so when you see me smile, it means OK, Ruby. Here I go.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Ah...I'm out of here!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29- Wa-ha!- Whoa!
0:07:29 > 0:07:34OK. Well, don't get too nervous that this is the last shot, Ruby.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37You ruin it, it won't matter too much.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Except to Small.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Thanks, Big.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- Yes, I, um...appreciate that.- OK.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48But really, try not to ruin it.
0:07:48 > 0:07:53- So, Big, you'll swing and I'll do my extra action thing, OK?- OK.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55OK, shall we do a practice?
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Well, that's a good idea. Ahem! Are you ready?
0:07:59 > 0:08:03One, two, and...go.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06BIG GRUNTS Oh, that's good, Big.
0:08:06 > 0:08:11Oh, that's good! OK. Ready or not, here I come!
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- Yeah! Ha!- And click!
0:08:14 > 0:08:17- Perfect!- Whaaaargh!
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Hmm. Actually, that was a little weird,
0:08:20 > 0:08:24but I suppose it's very you, Small.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Thanks, Ruby. OK. Places, everyone.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29This time it's for real.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32- THEY GIGGLE - This is gonna be great!
0:08:32 > 0:08:36- Don't mess it up, Ruby, really. Last chance at this. Great!- Woo!
0:08:36 > 0:08:39All right, here we go.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42BIG GRUNTS That's good, Big.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45That's really good! Higher, Big. Higher!
0:08:45 > 0:08:47OK. Here I come.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Woo-hoo! Ha-ha!
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- Waargh!- Ah! Eeee!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Aaargh! No!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56WAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Oh!
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Uh-oh!
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Oh, no.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- WAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!- Agh!
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Oh, no! No, no, no, no, stop!
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Stop, Small! Oh! OK.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12THEY GRUNT AND GROAN
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Is everyone all right?
0:09:16 > 0:09:18BOTH: We're fine.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Did you take the picture?
0:09:21 > 0:09:26I did. I'm really, really sorry but I did.
0:09:26 > 0:09:27Oh, no.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31BUNGEE ROPE PINGS That was our last shot...
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- and Big ruined it!- WHAT?!
0:09:34 > 0:09:38- You blinked, I saw you!- I blinked because you crashed into me
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- with an adventure. - Leave adventure out of this, Big!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Oh, wow!
0:09:43 > 0:09:46A-ha! Yeah.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Hmm. I am not just a great photographer,
0:09:49 > 0:09:51ahem...
0:09:51 > 0:09:53I am...
0:09:53 > 0:09:55- a genius!- Oh!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00That's amazing.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Oh, it's perfect!
0:10:02 > 0:10:04And do you know what?
0:10:04 > 0:10:09It's me being completely me and Big being completely Big.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11- Hee-hee!- Oh!
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Thanks, Ruby. You saved my scrapbook.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18- SMALL LAUGHS - I knew I would.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23OK. Here it is, Ruby.
0:10:23 > 0:10:28- OK.- Let's find the right page. Use a pencil...OK. Here we go.
0:10:28 > 0:10:33The photograph of Big and Small taken by...
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Ruby M Mouse...
0:10:38 > 0:10:41..genius!
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Subtitles by Laura Moodie Red Bee Media Ltd 2009
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