0:00:02 > 0:00:05# It doesn't matter if you're tiny or tall
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# It doesn't matter if you're big or small
0:00:07 > 0:00:09# If you wanna have fun It doesn't matter at all
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# You got it, Big
0:00:11 > 0:00:12# Why, thank you, Small
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# Skipping, flipping Climbing up a rope
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Hiding, riding sliding down the slope
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Skating on an ice cube Swinging on a star
0:00:20 > 0:00:24- # It makes no difference what size you are. #- Nice!
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# If you wanna have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Cos here we are We're Big and Small, yeah! #
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Hmm...
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Ah!
0:00:47 > 0:00:50That's interesting.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Yup, this can only mean one thing.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56Hey, Small! Come here, come here, come here!
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Yeah, what? Are you OK? You look purple.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00I'm always purple.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Oh, yeah. So what is it?
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Ooh, do you see that stalk of celery?
0:01:05 > 0:01:08According to my calculations, it's ready to eat!
0:01:08 > 0:01:10- Wow.- Yeah, it's perfect!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13And you know how good a perfect stalk of celery is.
0:01:13 > 0:01:18Oh, yeah, of course I do, Big. Nothing beats a perfect stalk of...
0:01:18 > 0:01:21I've never eaten celery, Big.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Does it taste like a ham sandwich? Cos I've eaten that.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29Wha...? No! No, no, celery taste...um...green.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Really green, like spring.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Oh, like the first perfect day of spring,
0:01:35 > 0:01:40all packed into one crispy, cool, crunchy stalk.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42What are we waiting for, Big?
0:01:42 > 0:01:45This is gonna be the best day ever!
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Celery Day.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Celery Day?
0:01:48 > 0:01:52Yeah! With Celery Day decorations and Celery Day cake
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- and Celery Day fireworks.- Mmhmm.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58And, woo-woo, a Celery Day song.
0:01:58 > 0:02:03You see, Celery Day without a song, Big, is just wrong, wrong, wrong.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07- That's an old saying, Big. - Is it?- Mmhmm.- Oh.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14That could be fun. Maybe the song could start like this.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16# Celery. #
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Big, I love it!
0:02:18 > 0:02:21- Mmm. To the piano, then.- Yes.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27OK, all right, Big, here's the plan.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30First we're gonna have the celery parade
0:02:30 > 0:02:34and then we're gonna give out the prize for best celery costume
0:02:34 > 0:02:37and then we'll sing the celery song and then...
0:02:38 > 0:02:41..The feast of the celery!
0:02:41 > 0:02:46- Mm.- OK, Big, let's hear the song cos we need to learn it. OK.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50- OK.- Lay it on me, Big.- It's not quite done, though.- OK.- OK, OK.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51# Celery
0:02:51 > 0:02:52# You are... #
0:02:54 > 0:02:56You are what?
0:02:56 > 0:02:57That's all I've got so far.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00What?! You're usually so fast, Big.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04You wrote the Always Take Your Time song in 33 seconds!
0:03:04 > 0:03:09I know, but this one's for Celery Day, Small. It's gotta be special.
0:03:09 > 0:03:14Ooh. Not just special, Big. The best song ever!
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Remember it's Celery Day.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18I know, I know. OK, stand back.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19# Celery
0:03:19 > 0:03:20# You are... #
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- Keep standing back.- OK.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24# Celery, you are... #
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Oh, I'm stuck.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29I just don't feel any inspiration.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33You don't feel inspiration, Big? That's incredible!
0:03:33 > 0:03:37I mean, it's Celery Day. How could you not feel...
0:03:37 > 0:03:39What's inspiration?
0:03:39 > 0:03:44Well, it's like a little spark in your head, Small,
0:03:44 > 0:03:47that turns an OK idea into a great idea.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50But you never know when it'll come.
0:03:50 > 0:03:55Oh. Uh! That means it could come at any minute. Uh!
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- I think I hear it coming!- Hmm?
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Did it come?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06No.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Oh, OK. Well, I have to go and mark a path for the parade.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13But you stay right here and wait for inspiration,
0:04:13 > 0:04:16cos you don't wanna be gone when it arrives, OK?
0:04:16 > 0:04:18OK, good luck.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21# Celery
0:04:21 > 0:04:22# You are... #
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Nothing.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Hmm, OK, Big. I've made my celery costume
0:04:29 > 0:04:32and now it's time for the parade.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36The song's ready, right?
0:04:36 > 0:04:37Uh...
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Yes.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40OK, let's hear it.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42- Really?- Mmhmm.- OK.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43# Celery
0:04:43 > 0:04:47# You're a vegetable we can eat with a fork. #
0:04:48 > 0:04:52OK, um...well that was, um...
0:04:52 > 0:04:53awful.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54- Small!- What?
0:04:54 > 0:04:59Well, that's not a very nice thing to say. Oh, but you're right.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03It is awful. I just don't have any inspiration.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07- OK, well hold on there, cos I've got just the thing.- I hope so.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11# Celery I think you're the best... #
0:05:11 > 0:05:13OK, Big.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Do you know what this is a picture of?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Um, a toothbrush?
0:05:19 > 0:05:24- It's celery, Big. Now, come here. - Hm?- Closer.- Uh?- Closer!- Uh!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Now relax.- OK. - And stare at this picture.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Stare!
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Stare!
0:05:31 > 0:05:34The inspiration. Are you feeling it?
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Um...no.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40Uh, sorry. Maybe if you were somewhere else, Small.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Oh! OK.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Small! Small! Small! Small!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46You mean like here?
0:05:46 > 0:05:49I was thinking more of outside.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Oh.- I just need a little peace and quiet, OK?
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Oh, OK. I understand.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- That's a good idea.- Mm.
0:05:57 > 0:06:02But, Big, you just take your time with the song, OK?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- OK.- OK.
0:06:05 > 0:06:10And Big? Don't even think about how time's-a-ticking.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Ticking away.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Tick-tick-tick.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16OK, bye.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Thanks.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23OK. Celery, celery.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- Haaa...- Hey, Big! Is it done yet?
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Does Big look happy to you?
0:06:41 > 0:06:43No. Instead of peace and quite,
0:06:43 > 0:06:47what Big really needs is a visit from inspiration.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Huh! A visit from inspiration!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54# Celery
0:06:59 > 0:07:02# Celery... # Oh.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Wooooo! Wah!
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Oooh-wooooo!
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Hello?
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Oooh! Ah.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12Ahhh.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16I am Inspiration!
0:07:16 > 0:07:19And I've come to give you inspiration
0:07:19 > 0:07:21with my inspiration dust.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Aaaah! Woo!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Ah! What is that, cereal? Stop that!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Woo-hah!
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Now, you listen to me.
0:07:29 > 0:07:34You come up with a song for this celery, chop, chop!
0:07:34 > 0:07:38Or Celery Day will be ruined.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Ruined!
0:07:43 > 0:07:47Oohhh! Oooh!
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Ooooh! Aaaah!
0:07:51 > 0:07:53DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Ahhh.
0:08:07 > 0:08:13So, Big. Did you have any visitors while I was gone?
0:08:13 > 0:08:16You know, VISITORS?!
0:08:16 > 0:08:20Small, I know you're just trying to help but...uh, it's not use!
0:08:20 > 0:08:25I can't do it, I'm just not able to write a song about celery. I'm sorry.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Don't be sad, Big.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Let's just forget about Celery Day, we can do it next year.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35What about the parade and the fireworks? And the air show?
0:08:35 > 0:08:39Well, the celery's the most important part of the day, right?
0:08:39 > 0:08:41So we should just eat it.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- Are you sure?- Mmhmm.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44OK.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57Crunch-crunch-crunch.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Hey. Hey, I like that!
0:09:00 > 0:09:04Keep crunching, keep crunching!
0:09:06 > 0:09:10That's just the rhythm I'm looking for, Small.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12- Keep crunching, keep crunching.- OK.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23# Celery
0:09:23 > 0:09:26# I think you're the best cos you're munched
0:09:26 > 0:09:30# From the east to the west usually lunch
0:09:30 > 0:09:35# You've got that great celery crunch
0:09:36 > 0:09:39# I munch on a stick and I'm flying
0:09:39 > 0:09:43# That crunch brings me joy without trying
0:09:43 > 0:09:47# It's like skiing downhill on one leg, what a thrill
0:09:47 > 0:09:52# I think of that stick And I'm sighing
0:09:54 > 0:09:55# Celery
0:09:55 > 0:09:59# I think you're the best cos you're munched
0:09:59 > 0:10:02# From the east to the west usually lunch
0:10:04 > 0:10:09# You've got that great celery crunch
0:10:09 > 0:10:11# You've got that great
0:10:11 > 0:10:17# Celery crunch. #
0:10:20 > 0:10:23I did it. I did a celery song!
0:10:23 > 0:10:27And all I needed for inspiration was some celery and my best friend.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31- CRUNCH!- Hey, and now we can have Celery Day!
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- We can't, Big, I just ate the last piece.- Oh.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35But you know what?
0:10:35 > 0:10:39Celery is definitely better than a ham sandwich.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43Big! New plan. Ham Sandwich Day. Quick, write the song!
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