0:00:02 > 0:00:05# It doesn't matter if you're tiny or tall
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# It doesn't matter if you're big or small
0:00:07 > 0:00:09# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:00:09 > 0:00:12- # You've got it, Big! - Why, thank you, Small! #
0:00:12 > 0:00:15- BOTH:- # Skipping, flipping climbing up a rope
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Hiding, riding sliding down a slope
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Skating on an ice cube swinging on a star
0:00:20 > 0:00:24- # It makes no difference what size you are!- Nice!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:00:26 > 0:00:30- # Cos here we are we're Big and Small!- Yeah! #
0:00:31 > 0:00:36This is Ruby Mouse about to sing a fabulous song
0:00:36 > 0:00:39that she wrote last night. Ahem.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41And a one, and a two...
0:00:41 > 0:00:42Hi, Ruby.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46Er, sorry. I see you have found our experiment.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48I was trying to sing.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Your experiment?
0:00:50 > 0:00:51- Woohoo!- Ah.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55We're going to record the Gwelf in our garden.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58- If there's a Gwelf in our garden. - What's a Gwelf?
0:00:58 > 0:01:00"What's a Gwelf?"
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Oh, come on. You know!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Here we go.
0:01:05 > 0:01:06Ahem.
0:01:06 > 0:01:11A Gwelf is the greatest, funniest, short, round guy you've ever seen.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14He's a real hero!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Oh, that Gwelf.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20I thought he was make-believe.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22No, he's real. We hear him every night.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25You hear him every night. I hear the wind.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28OK. We're ready to record. Ready?
0:01:28 > 0:01:33This is important. When I press this red button,
0:01:33 > 0:01:38with this purple finger... Eh? Eh?
0:01:38 > 0:01:40..you can't touch it.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Why would we want to touch your finger?
0:01:42 > 0:01:45No, no. You can't touch the recorder.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47- It'll ruin the experiment. OK? - Oh!
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- OK.- OK.- Press the button.- OK.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53HE CHUCKLES
0:01:53 > 0:01:55OK, now, we're recording.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Now we go to sleep, very quietly,
0:01:58 > 0:02:02and in the morning, we'll have our answer. Sssh.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07But I already have my answer, Big,
0:02:07 > 0:02:11because the Gwelf is definitely in our garden!
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Goodnight, Ruby.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Good night, Ruby and good night, Gwelf.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18- Sssh!- I'm sssh-ing, Big!
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Oh.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23I wanted to record my song tonight.
0:02:23 > 0:02:28Would it really hurt if I recorded one little fabulous song?
0:02:28 > 0:02:31I mean, the Gwelf's not even here.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34La, la!
0:02:35 > 0:02:36La, la, la!
0:02:36 > 0:02:39I mean, Big said, don't touch the machine.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41I'm not touching it at all.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45I'm just singing, which is different, right?
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Right.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Take it away, Ruby!
0:02:56 > 0:02:58SNORING
0:02:58 > 0:02:59# La, la la-la... #
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Hey!
0:03:01 > 0:03:03# La, la-la la-la... #
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Big! Big!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- BIG!- Ah!
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Ah, ah, eh?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Eh, ah...
0:03:11 > 0:03:13No, no, Big! Wake up!
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Listen, listen!
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Eh? Wha-wha?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17- CYMBALS CRASH - # La, la la-la...
0:03:17 > 0:03:19It's the Gwelf.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21# La la-la La la-la
0:03:21 > 0:03:23# La la-la... # Uh-oh!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Who's there? Who's there?
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Is that you, Gwelf, is that you?
0:03:28 > 0:03:31It's Ruby. Hey, Ruby what are you doing?
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Uh...uh...uh...
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- Did you touch the machine?- Ah!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38No...I just got here...
0:03:38 > 0:03:41and...it's cos I heard something...
0:03:41 > 0:03:43She must have heard the Gwelf, Big.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46OK, you stay there, we're coming down!
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Oh, no, they're going to be so cross!
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Oh, oh!
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Oh, that's bad.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58Hurgh!
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Oh!
0:03:59 > 0:04:02And a...and a...hurgh!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Yes, ah!
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Oh, no, the buttons.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Come on, Big!
0:04:11 > 0:04:15Oh, red goes here... or was that the green?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Red on the right, green on the left...
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Oh, I can't remember!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Hmm, huh?
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Someone's been here.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33My machine is not where I left it.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34Hey, Big,
0:04:34 > 0:04:36look what I've found.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- I've found a drum.- Ah!- Ah!
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Wait a minute. Ruby, isn't that your drum?- No!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Ah...ah...I mean, yes!
0:04:44 > 0:04:47How did that get there? Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:04:47 > 0:04:52- Oh, that's funny! - I know exactly how it got here.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56You do?
0:04:56 > 0:04:57The Gwelf!
0:04:57 > 0:05:01The Gwelf saw the tape recorder and thought,
0:05:01 > 0:05:04I'll record a song just for Small
0:05:04 > 0:05:08and he knows how much I love drums,
0:05:08 > 0:05:13so, he snuck into your room, right, and he took it.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- So, didn't you see him, Ruby? - Oh, um...no.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18I mean, yes! Yes.
0:05:18 > 0:05:23You know, actually, over that way towards the woods, possibly.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27Let's listen to the tape. Maybe there's something...
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Oh, no, that's not a good idea cos you'll wake everybody up.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33We're already awake, Ruby.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34STRANGE MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:36 > 0:05:37Ssh, ssh, ssh!
0:05:38 > 0:05:41That's not my song!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45But I've been out here all alone.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47It's the Gwelf!
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Only the Gwelf could sound like that.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Oh, Small, let's get our gear.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Ruby, stay here, guard the machine.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59If you hear anything, shout. Small, to the gear.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Oh, goodness. Now look what I've started!
0:06:02 > 0:06:04OK, I have to tell them.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07OK, I'm going to say, boys...
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Woohoo!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- We're ready! - This ultrasonic listening gear
0:06:11 > 0:06:15can detect a Gwelf at 32 feet.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Just wait till he smells these turnip sandwiches.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20What?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23THE GWELF LOVES TURNIP SANDWICHES, BIG!
0:06:23 > 0:06:27Yes, turnips. OK, let's move it out, Small.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29We're gonna meet the Gwelf!
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Ooh! Ooh! A-ha! A-ha-ha!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Come on, Big! The Gwelf's waiting!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40OK. OK. OK. OK.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Oh, no. Oh, no!
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Here, Gwelf. Here, Gwelf!
0:06:48 > 0:06:52It's your friend Small. I've got you some turnip sandwiches.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55OK... Oh, getting something.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Yep, getting something!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Did...? It's just Small.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00OK.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Wait for me!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Boys, boys!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Boys..? Where are you? Wait for me!
0:07:11 > 0:07:15Hey, it's the Gwelf, it's the Gwelf! Are you there, Gwelf?!
0:07:15 > 0:07:16What? Ruby?
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Eh...I've got something to tell you.
0:07:19 > 0:07:24Well, I... I think you should wait until morning.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Yes, definitely wait until morning.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30But we can't Ruby, cos Gwelfs only come out at night.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Big, let's search the woods!
0:07:32 > 0:07:34- OK!- No, no, wait. The woods?!
0:07:34 > 0:07:38You can't go into the woods. It's the middle of the night.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39You'll get lost.
0:07:39 > 0:07:44I'm sure we'll be fine, but if we're not back by morning...
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Could you feed T-Rex?! Thanks! Bye!
0:07:46 > 0:07:49No, stop. I have something to tell you.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56OK, it was me, OK? It was me.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59I was the one who used the tape recorder,
0:07:59 > 0:08:02it wasn't the Gwelf, at all.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06No Gwelf? No Gwelf?!
0:08:06 > 0:08:08But, but, Ruby, you said...
0:08:10 > 0:08:11Oh!
0:08:11 > 0:08:14I will never forgive you.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18Oh, Ruby. That wasn't very nice.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21I know. I didn't mean to fib.
0:08:21 > 0:08:26I just wanted to record a song, so much. I'm sorry.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29I'm still never forgiving you.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34And "never" is a really long time!
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Practically for ever!
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Oh... Well...
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Uh, why don't you come back to the house,
0:08:43 > 0:08:48I'll play you my song and then you can decide how you feel?
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Hrrrh!
0:08:52 > 0:08:56I can't believe that Ruby.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- Do you know what's weird?- Hmm?
0:08:58 > 0:09:01That thing you played earlier wasn't my song.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- I wonder what happened.- Mmm.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Eh... Uh! Ah, ah! I see exactly what happened.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09The buttons got switched there.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11That's why it played backwards.
0:09:11 > 0:09:16- Aah!- Yeah, so let me just switch the buttons here.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20Uh! OK. OK.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22All right. Let's try it now.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26# Welcome to our home
0:09:26 > 0:09:30# We just love this place
0:09:30 > 0:09:32# We all fit together We'll live here for ever
0:09:32 > 0:09:34# We think this space is ace
0:09:34 > 0:09:37# I mutter and I sigh
0:09:37 > 0:09:39# The table's much too high
0:09:39 > 0:09:42# I can't reach the cheese It's really such a tease
0:09:42 > 0:09:45# But with Big here's paw it's no trouble at all
0:09:45 > 0:09:47# And soon we're eating cheese pie... #
0:09:47 > 0:09:49- Cheese pie?- It's a mouse thing.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51# Welcome to our home
0:09:51 > 0:09:54# We think this space is ace
0:09:54 > 0:09:56# We all fit together We'll live here for ever
0:09:56 > 0:09:59# We just love this place
0:09:59 > 0:10:02# I can barely reach his knees
0:10:02 > 0:10:04# But Small just loves to please
0:10:04 > 0:10:07# And sometimes when I'm done I know that Small will come
0:10:07 > 0:10:10# And climb on the piano just because he can-io
0:10:10 > 0:10:12# And dance up and down on the keys!.. #
0:10:12 > 0:10:14- Mr Song And Dance?- That's me!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16# Welcome to our home
0:10:16 > 0:10:18# We think this space is ace
0:10:18 > 0:10:21# We all live together We'll live here for ever
0:10:21 > 0:10:24# We just love this place! #
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Well, that was a really nice song, Ruby.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Oh, thank you.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31It sort of was.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33OK, I've changed my mind.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36I'll forgive you...in ten seconds.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39One...
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Two...
0:10:40 > 0:10:41OK, ten!
0:10:41 > 0:10:42- Yeah!- Yes!
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- Anybody for turnip sandwiches? - BOTH: No!
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