0:13:50 > 0:13:57.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04# It doesn't matter if you're tiny or tall
0:14:04 > 0:14:07# It doesn't matter if you're big or small
0:14:07 > 0:14:09# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- # You've got it, Big! - Why, thank you, Small!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14BOTH: # Skipping, flipping, climbing up a rope
0:14:14 > 0:14:17# Hiding, riding, sliding down a slope
0:14:17 > 0:14:19# Skating on an ice cube, swinging on a star
0:14:19 > 0:14:23- # It makes no difference what size you are!- Nice!
0:14:23 > 0:14:25# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:14:25 > 0:14:29- # Cos here we are, we're Big and Small!- Yeah!- #
0:14:33 > 0:14:37OK, that's a bowl for you and a bowl for me
0:14:37 > 0:14:42and a spoon for you and a spoon for me.
0:14:42 > 0:14:47- That's breakfast.- I don't want it. - But we always have cereal.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50I say, bowl for you, bowl for me, spoon for you, spoon for me,
0:14:50 > 0:14:52and then we eat cereal, Small.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Well, I don't want it.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58I am sick, sick, sick and also tired of cereal.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02- I want "not cereal". - What's "not cereal"?
0:15:02 > 0:15:06"Not cereal" is things like, um, smashed potatoes.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Oh, and mushy peas.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12And bananas and tomatoes. Ooh, and ham and jam.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16No, no, no, no. Those things are for dinner, Small.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20- This... this is breakfast. - You've got to live large, Big.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22You've got to think outside the box.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Be wild. Be free.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28I don't think I can do that.
0:15:28 > 0:15:33- Oh, Big, Big, Big, did you forget? - Forget what?- Um...?
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Think, Small, think.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Ooh! Opposite Day! Yes, Opposite Day!
0:15:37 > 0:15:43The famous national holiday we celebrate every year on...um...
0:15:43 > 0:15:46..um... Yeah, ooh, right here.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50Um... um... There we go.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54Ha-ha-ha. See? Today is Opposite Day!
0:15:54 > 0:15:58You're right, Small. It is Opposite Day!
0:15:58 > 0:16:02Um, I forget how we celebrate that.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04- With cake.- Cake?- Lots of cake.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07And a present for me.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10But, mostly, we just do everything opposite.
0:16:10 > 0:16:15So instead of eating breakfast for breakfast,
0:16:15 > 0:16:19we eat dinner for breakfast?
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Exactly, Big!
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Ha-ha. OK, then. All right.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27- Smashed potatoes, here we come! - Ha-ha-ha!
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Woo-hoo!
0:16:33 > 0:16:39- Oh, so far I'm loving Opposite Day, Small.- Yeah!- But why are we in bed?
0:16:39 > 0:16:43Well, because you always say, "Don't eat in bed, Small."
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- Yeah, that's what I say.- Yeah.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51But also because we're usually zooming around by now
0:16:51 > 0:16:56- so the opposite of zooming around is...- Going back to bed.- Ha-ha!
0:16:56 > 0:17:01- Actually, the complete opposite would be if we swapped ends.- You're right!
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- I am!- Ha-ha!
0:17:04 > 0:17:08- Sorry.- Ha-ha!- I'm sorry.
0:17:10 > 0:17:15Oh, whoa! The room looks totally different from here, Small.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19Ah... and now I get to play with the alarm clock.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- Ha-ha-ha! - RINGING
0:17:22 > 0:17:24He-he-he.
0:17:26 > 0:17:27Ah!
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- RINGING - Yeah!
0:17:31 > 0:17:35- Right on! Ha-ha-ha!- Shall I read a story?- Yeah, you should.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40And you should read it backwards.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45Oh, that's a good idea. A-hem! Ready?
0:17:45 > 0:17:47OK. Read.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48OK, OK, OK.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Oh. "End the.
0:17:51 > 0:17:57"After ever happily lived Big and prince the and frog the so and.
0:17:58 > 0:18:04"Me splash don't you as long as you with it share will I frog
0:18:04 > 0:18:05"said I so And."
0:18:05 > 0:18:10Big, I have to tell you, that wasn't my favouritest story.
0:18:10 > 0:18:16- Me neither. Good night, Small. - Big night, Good. Ha-ha-ha.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Ah, this is...
0:18:24 > 0:18:27- Oh, wait, wait, wait! - What? What? What?
0:18:27 > 0:18:33- I almost forgot... You should have T Rex.- Um, no. No way.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Dinosaurs, they aren't opposite.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41- They aren't opposite like that, Big. - Oh.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43- OK.- Phew.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44OK.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53- Big.- Yeah?
0:18:53 > 0:18:57- I'm not actually tired.- Me neither.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00In fact, I'm the opposite of tired.
0:19:00 > 0:19:05Oh, and the opposite of tired means you want to get up and do things.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Yeah! Woo-hoo! Let's go!
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Ha! Yeah! Yeah!
0:19:15 > 0:19:17La-la-la-la-la!
0:19:18 > 0:19:22La-la-la... books, gone! Ha-ha!
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Oooh!
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Ooh! Ha-ha!
0:19:26 > 0:19:30Yeah, OK! "Hello and goodbye!"
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Ha-ha! Yeah!
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Ooh!
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Ha! Ha-ha!
0:19:40 > 0:19:43OK, so what can we do that's the complete opposite
0:19:43 > 0:19:46of what we normally... Aaaargh!
0:19:46 > 0:19:47Ouch!
0:19:47 > 0:19:50I'm OK.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51I'm fine.
0:19:51 > 0:19:56Small! Oh, Small, we just cleaned this room yesterday!
0:19:57 > 0:20:01I know. And now I'm un-cleaning it. Ha-ha-ha!
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Un-clean?
0:20:04 > 0:20:07You mean like...
0:20:09 > 0:20:11..like that?
0:20:11 > 0:20:16- No, Big, not like that. Like this. Stand back.- Sorry.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Ha-ha-ha!
0:20:19 > 0:20:24- See? That's loads more fun. - Small, that was so exciting.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26OK, OK, OK, I've got...
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Ha-ha-ha!
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Oooh! Ha-ha-ha!
0:20:33 > 0:20:37- Back up, back up.- OK, OK, OK. - Ready? OK, and...!
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Ha-ha-ha!
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Yeah!
0:20:41 > 0:20:44- Oh, I get it now!- Yeah.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
0:20:47 > 0:20:49- The cupboard.- Perfect.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50Ha-ha-ha!
0:20:50 > 0:20:52He-he-he.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55- What are you two doing?- Hm?
0:20:55 > 0:20:59- What does it look like? - We're making a mess.
0:20:59 > 0:21:00Yeah!
0:21:00 > 0:21:01Yeah! Ha-ha-ha!
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Because it's Opposite Day, Ruby.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Opposite Day? What's that?
0:21:08 > 0:21:12Well... He-he-he!
0:21:14 > 0:21:18# Why walk around backwards and have breakfast for dinner?
0:21:18 > 0:21:22# Why cheer every loser like they were the winner?
0:21:22 > 0:21:25# Why do we mix our things up in this way?
0:21:25 > 0:21:29# That's what we do on our Opposite Day
0:21:29 > 0:21:32BOTH: # It's crazy but fun on Opposite Day
0:21:32 > 0:21:35# I'll do the opposite of what you say
0:21:35 > 0:21:38# Tell me to come and I'll go away
0:21:38 > 0:21:42# It's crazy but fun on Opposite, Opposite Day
0:21:44 > 0:21:48# Why wear gloves on our feet and our socks on our hands?
0:21:48 > 0:21:52# Why do I sit when you tell me to stand?
0:21:52 > 0:21:56# Why sleep through the day, then play through the night?
0:21:56 > 0:21:59# If the world's upside-down, oh what a delight
0:21:59 > 0:22:02BOTH: # It's crazy but fun on Opposite Day
0:22:02 > 0:22:05# I'll do the opposite of what you say
0:22:05 > 0:22:08# Tell me to come and I'll go away
0:22:08 > 0:22:15- # It's crazy but fun on Opposite, Opposite Da-a-a-y!- Yeah! #
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Ha-ha-ha! Ah-ha-ha-ha!
0:22:20 > 0:22:23He-he-he. Ah, OK, Ruby, what did you think?
0:22:23 > 0:22:26- I think you're both silly.- Oh.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28But wait, it's Opposite Day.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32- That means you liked it, right? - No!- He-he-he.
0:22:32 > 0:22:37There you go again. You said no, but you meant yes.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39No, I didn't!
0:22:39 > 0:22:41- Brilliant, Ruby.- Yeah.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45Hey, Big. Driving my car will be opposite.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47you drive your car every day, Small.
0:22:47 > 0:22:52But I don't drive it backwards! Ha-ha-ha!
0:22:52 > 0:22:54I have an idea.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01OK, it's a backwards race
0:23:01 > 0:23:05and the first one to the apple tree is the winner.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08And you, Ruby, you're the referee
0:23:08 > 0:23:11who gets to say, one, two, three, go!
0:23:11 > 0:23:13One, two, three, go!
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Aaaargh!
0:23:16 > 0:23:19- Shouldn't that be, three, two... - No. Shoo!
0:23:19 > 0:23:24- No, wait... oh! - I mean... ha-ha-ha!
0:23:24 > 0:23:27I'm winning! I'm winning!
0:23:27 > 0:23:30I'm catching up. OK, I'm catching up.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32I'm catching up!
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Aaargh!
0:23:35 > 0:23:38I'm winning! I'm winning! Whoa!
0:23:43 > 0:23:45- Ha-ha-ha!- Whoa.- Big won!
0:23:47 > 0:23:52Except, if it's Opposite Day, then Small won.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55You're right. Congratulations, Small.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Yay! I won!
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Hooray for Opposite Day!
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Hey, Big, I'm tired of all this oppositing.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05- Yeah, me too. - And there's a fish in my ear.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08And I bumped my head, Small.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Hey, you know what would be really opposite?
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Doing the opposite of opposite.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17You mean we can just be normal again?
0:24:17 > 0:24:21- Yay! And, woo-hoo! - Wait, wait!
0:24:21 > 0:24:25I only just found out about Opposite Day and now it's over?
0:24:25 > 0:24:27It doesn't totally have to be over, Ruby.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30I liked having smashed potatoes for breakfast.
0:24:30 > 0:24:36- We could do that again tomorrow. - Oh, yeah! With mushy peas.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40Do you know what? You'll never want plain old cereal again!
0:24:40 > 0:24:43LAUGHTER
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