0:41:50 > 0:41:57.
0:42:02 > 0:42:04# It doesn't matter if you're tiny or tall
0:42:04 > 0:42:07# It doesn't matter if you're big or small
0:42:07 > 0:42:09# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:42:09 > 0:42:12- # You've got it, Big! - Why, thank you, Small!
0:42:12 > 0:42:14BOTH: # Skipping, flipping, climbing up a rope
0:42:14 > 0:42:17# Hiding, riding, sliding down a slope
0:42:17 > 0:42:19# Skating on an ice cube, swinging on a star
0:42:19 > 0:42:23- # It makes no difference what size you are!- Nice!
0:42:23 > 0:42:26# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:42:26 > 0:42:29- # Cos here we are, we're Big and Small!- Yeah!- #
0:42:29 > 0:42:31Easy.
0:42:31 > 0:42:33Easy.
0:42:34 > 0:42:36- Easy.- Big!- Aaargh!
0:42:36 > 0:42:40Do you think I could eat two million jam and pickle sandwiches?
0:42:40 > 0:42:43I don't think so. Not in one go, Small.
0:42:43 > 0:42:45Easy.
0:42:45 > 0:42:48- Hey, Big.- Aaargh!
0:42:48 > 0:42:51If I did eat two million jam and pickle sandwiches,
0:42:51 > 0:42:55do you think I would turn into a pickle or a jam?
0:42:55 > 0:42:57Neither, Small, but you'd probably feel sick.
0:42:57 > 0:42:59Could you not ask any more questions?
0:42:59 > 0:43:05I need total concentration on my tower of friendship.
0:43:06 > 0:43:09- I'll be as quiet as a mouse. - Thank you, Small!
0:43:10 > 0:43:12Maybe even a hedgehog.
0:43:12 > 0:43:15What's quieter, Big, a mouse or a hedgehog?
0:43:15 > 0:43:16Small!
0:43:16 > 0:43:20I'm sorry, Big. I won't say another word, OK?
0:43:20 > 0:43:23Look. Ziiiip!
0:43:23 > 0:43:25Thank you, Small.
0:43:25 > 0:43:29OK, take it easy.
0:43:29 > 0:43:32And... HICCUP
0:43:35 > 0:43:40Oh, Small, look what you made me do! Oh!
0:43:42 > 0:43:44MUMBLING: Don't blame me.
0:43:44 > 0:43:46Well, then, who was it, Small?
0:43:46 > 0:43:48SMALL MUMBLES
0:43:49 > 0:43:52That wasn't me. It was our parrot.
0:43:52 > 0:43:55But...
0:43:55 > 0:43:57..we don't have a parrot, Small.
0:43:57 > 0:44:03I know. And why is that, Big? Because we should have a parrot.
0:44:04 > 0:44:07Small, I asked you to be quiet and instead you made me...
0:44:07 > 0:44:09HICCUP
0:44:10 > 0:44:13What?
0:44:13 > 0:44:16Wait a minute, that was you! It was you. Do that again.
0:44:16 > 0:44:18I can't do that... HICCUP
0:44:18 > 0:44:21Oh... oh! Oh, no!
0:44:21 > 0:44:23I'm going to ruin the whole house!
0:44:23 > 0:44:26I'm going to ruin the whole house, Small.
0:44:26 > 0:44:28Big, Big, Big, don't worry, OK?
0:44:28 > 0:44:31As you know, I'm an expert on house-wrecking noises.
0:44:31 > 0:44:35- Come with me.- OK. OK. - HICCUP
0:44:36 > 0:44:39Move, move, move, Big!
0:44:39 > 0:44:41HICCUP
0:44:41 > 0:44:43HICCUP
0:44:43 > 0:44:46- Go, go, go, go, go!- OK.
0:44:46 > 0:44:49- This way. This way, Big! - OK, OK, OK.
0:44:49 > 0:44:52What exactly are you an expert in, Small?
0:44:52 > 0:44:56You just stay there, OK, while I go and find the cure.
0:44:56 > 0:44:59OK. HICCUP
0:44:59 > 0:45:03- Ouch! Sorry, are you OK? - It's OK. Just startled.
0:45:03 > 0:45:05Hm-hm-hm.
0:45:05 > 0:45:07Ruby, Ruby!
0:45:07 > 0:45:10Rugby, you've got to help, you've got to help.
0:45:11 > 0:45:14- Why do you have a cake on your head? - Oh!
0:45:14 > 0:45:19It is not a cake, it's a crown! I need a new hat for spring.
0:45:19 > 0:45:21Well, it looks cakey.
0:45:21 > 0:45:23Anyway, you need to help
0:45:23 > 0:45:28because Big keeps making these weird noises like a... Hic, hic!
0:45:28 > 0:45:31And when he does, it shakes the whole house.
0:45:33 > 0:45:35That sounds like the hiccups.
0:45:35 > 0:45:37- The hiccups?- Mm-hm.
0:45:37 > 0:45:41Well, yeah, it's the hiccups. Of course it's the hiccups!
0:45:41 > 0:45:44The question is, how do you get rid of them?
0:45:44 > 0:45:49Well, the number one way to cure hiccups is to surprise the person.
0:45:49 > 0:45:51You have to make Big jump.
0:45:51 > 0:45:54Oh, exactly! Yeah! See you later.
0:45:55 > 0:45:58I knew that, by the way.
0:45:58 > 0:46:00Oh! Hm!
0:46:06 > 0:46:07HICCUP
0:46:27 > 0:46:29Hmm.
0:46:33 > 0:46:35OK, this is what I'm going to do.
0:46:35 > 0:46:38I'm going to sneak up to Big and say, "Boo!",
0:46:38 > 0:46:41and surprise him to pieces.
0:46:41 > 0:46:42Hm?
0:46:44 > 0:46:46Go, go, go.
0:46:48 > 0:46:52You better cover your ears. This could get loud.
0:46:57 > 0:47:00Boo! Ha-ha-ha, he-he-he!
0:47:02 > 0:47:03Boo!
0:47:04 > 0:47:06Boo!
0:47:06 > 0:47:08Boo! Boo!
0:47:08 > 0:47:10Booooo!
0:47:10 > 0:47:13Oh, hi, Small. Did you find the cure?
0:47:13 > 0:47:17Big, that was the cure - saying boo!
0:47:17 > 0:47:19Are you cured?
0:47:20 > 0:47:23I don't know. Um... HICCUP
0:47:24 > 0:47:26Oh... I guess not.
0:47:26 > 0:47:31OK, then, I'll go and find another cure, OK? You just wait there.
0:47:31 > 0:47:33OK. Good luck.
0:47:34 > 0:47:36HICCUP
0:47:55 > 0:47:56Ha-ha-ha!
0:47:56 > 0:48:01Well, this plastic shark in the pool trick is going to give Big
0:48:01 > 0:48:04the biggest surprise of his life. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:48:05 > 0:48:09Oh, Big! It's ready.
0:48:10 > 0:48:13It's nice of you to fill the pool for me, Small.
0:48:13 > 0:48:17You know me, Big, always looking after others.
0:48:17 > 0:48:20- Right, enjoy.- Ah, thanks.
0:48:25 > 0:48:27This is going to be great.
0:48:29 > 0:48:33Obviously he hasn't seen the shark yet
0:48:33 > 0:48:38because the minute he does he is going to yell...
0:48:38 > 0:48:39Aaaaaargh!
0:48:39 > 0:48:42Hey, Small, um, is this your shark?
0:48:42 > 0:48:45Um, maybe.
0:48:45 > 0:48:50OK. I just didn't want you to wonder where he was. He's cute.
0:48:51 > 0:48:52HICCUP
0:48:54 > 0:48:57I think Big is completely unsurprisable.
0:48:59 > 0:49:01HICCUP Cute!
0:49:06 > 0:49:09# What will it take? A worm in a cake?
0:49:09 > 0:49:11# A tiger in a shed?
0:49:13 > 0:49:15# A goose on the loose?
0:49:15 > 0:49:19# Or finding a moose snoozing underneath the bed?
0:49:19 > 0:49:23# You've got to jump, Big! Cos the house is falling down
0:49:23 > 0:49:27# If you keep on hiccupping it'll tumble to the ground
0:49:27 > 0:49:30# You've got to jump, Big! Cos the house is falling down
0:49:30 > 0:49:35# If you keep on hiccupping it'll tumble to the ground
0:49:35 > 0:49:38# What will it take? A leap in a lake?
0:49:38 > 0:49:41# Or ice cubes down your back?
0:49:41 > 0:49:43# Exploding cheese
0:49:43 > 0:49:48# Or a sudden squeeze from a wild bear looking for a stag
0:49:48 > 0:49:52# You've got to jump, Big! Cos the house is falling down
0:49:52 > 0:49:56# If you keep on hiccupping it'll tumble to the ground
0:49:56 > 0:49:59# You've got to jump, Big! Cos the house is falling down
0:49:59 > 0:50:04# If you keep on hiccupping it'll tumble to the ground. #
0:50:06 > 0:50:08HICCUP
0:50:10 > 0:50:13Ruby, Ruby! Ruby, Ruby, Ruby!
0:50:13 > 0:50:19Ruby, I tried my best scares but Big is still hiccupping.
0:50:19 > 0:50:22- You have to help me.- No, I don't!
0:50:23 > 0:50:27- Yes, you do.- No, I don't. You made fun of my hat.
0:50:27 > 0:50:31You said I was wearing a cake! Huh!
0:50:33 > 0:50:38But I LOVE cakes, Ruby. I love them. I love them!
0:50:38 > 0:50:43The whole point was that everyone should wear lovely cakes
0:50:43 > 0:50:46on their heads. Yeah.
0:50:46 > 0:50:48Oh.
0:50:48 > 0:50:53Well, in that case, I suppose I could help.
0:50:53 > 0:50:57Really? Great! All right, it's time for Operation Hiccup.
0:51:00 > 0:51:03Ah. HICCUP
0:51:08 > 0:51:10All right, Ruby...
0:51:11 > 0:51:13..I'm going in.
0:51:13 > 0:51:15- OK.- OK.
0:51:15 > 0:51:17- Ready?- Yeah.- OK.
0:51:27 > 0:51:29Surprise! Ha-ha-ha!
0:51:29 > 0:51:31Yeah!
0:51:31 > 0:51:33Oh, hi, Small. HICCUP
0:51:33 > 0:51:35What are you doing?
0:51:35 > 0:51:37I'm surprising you!
0:51:37 > 0:51:41- HICCUP - Trying to get rid of your hiccups.
0:51:41 > 0:51:47But you, Big, you are completely and totally... I give up!
0:51:47 > 0:51:49Unsurprisable.
0:51:49 > 0:51:51You're too heavy, Small!
0:51:51 > 0:51:55I've tried everything I know, Big.
0:51:56 > 0:52:01- Would you stop moving me around, Ruby?- I can't hold you?
0:52:01 > 0:52:04I'm starting to get a little sick here.
0:52:05 > 0:52:07Just let me down, will you?
0:52:07 > 0:52:09Let me down!
0:52:09 > 0:52:11Aaaargh!
0:52:11 > 0:52:15- Whoa! Are you OK? - Yeah! Ha-ha-ha!
0:52:16 > 0:52:18Small, Small, are you OK?
0:52:18 > 0:52:21- Yeah, I'm fine.- He-he-he.
0:52:21 > 0:52:25That is the funniest thing I've seen in years.
0:52:25 > 0:52:28I haven't laughed that hard in a long...
0:52:28 > 0:52:30Hey... hey...
0:52:30 > 0:52:32my hiccups are gone!
0:52:32 > 0:52:34Oh, wow!
0:52:34 > 0:52:39That's cos the number two cure for hiccups is laughter.
0:52:39 > 0:52:43Ah... see Small? You did cure me. Nice.
0:52:43 > 0:52:46I did? I did!
0:52:46 > 0:52:48SMALL HICCUPS
0:52:50 > 0:52:52Oh, no!
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