0:27:50 > 0:27:57.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04# It doesn't matter if you're tiny or tall
0:28:04 > 0:28:07# It doesn't matter if you're big or small
0:28:07 > 0:28:09# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:28:09 > 0:28:12- # You've got it, Big! - Why, thank you, Small! #
0:28:12 > 0:28:15- BOTH:- # Skipping, flipping Climbing up a rope
0:28:15 > 0:28:17# Hiding, riding Sliding down a slope
0:28:17 > 0:28:19# Skating on an ice cube Swinging on a star
0:28:19 > 0:28:23- # It makes no difference what size you are!- Nice!
0:28:23 > 0:28:26# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:28:26 > 0:28:29- # Cos here we are we're Big and Small!- Yeah! #
0:28:31 > 0:28:34Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
0:28:34 > 0:28:36Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
0:28:36 > 0:28:39It's good that eggs have shells, isn't it?
0:28:39 > 0:28:41Well, what do you mean?
0:28:41 > 0:28:45Well, if they didn't, they'd be all over the place
0:28:45 > 0:28:48and then they'd fall through the shelf in the fridge.
0:28:48 > 0:28:53You know...you're right. I never thought about it like that.
0:28:53 > 0:28:58And, have you noticed that shells always fit the eggs... Eggsactly!
0:28:58 > 0:29:01- DING-DONG - Hey, it's the doorbell!
0:29:01 > 0:29:03Coming!
0:29:09 > 0:29:12SMALL GASPS
0:29:12 > 0:29:13An egg!
0:29:13 > 0:29:16It's a lost egg!
0:29:16 > 0:29:17Wow!
0:29:17 > 0:29:21Eh...urgh...
0:29:21 > 0:29:25I...I got it. Over here, OK. Check this out, Big!
0:29:28 > 0:29:30O-o-o-o-h!
0:29:30 > 0:29:33But...where did it come from?
0:29:33 > 0:29:38It was probably blown out of its nest by a huge-mongous storm.
0:29:38 > 0:29:41Or it was floating on the river, and a fish found it
0:29:41 > 0:29:44and brought it here.
0:29:44 > 0:29:46Hmm...
0:29:46 > 0:29:50I'm not sure we can keep it, Small. Not if somebody's lost it.
0:29:50 > 0:29:54Ooh, ooh! I'll check! I'll be back in one minute!
0:29:58 > 0:30:01Hey, birds! Can you hear me?
0:30:02 > 0:30:05All right. Did you, by any chance, lose an egg?
0:30:05 > 0:30:10It's a blue-and-silver egg that'll be mine, unless YOU lost it.
0:30:10 > 0:30:12So what do you say, huh?
0:30:14 > 0:30:17All right! YEAH! Thank you!
0:30:20 > 0:30:24Attention, frogs, fish, and other swimmy things!
0:30:24 > 0:30:28If anybody has lost an egg, please make a noise.
0:30:30 > 0:30:33Anybody? Anybody?
0:30:33 > 0:30:35Thank you.
0:30:38 > 0:30:40SMALL HUFFS AND PUFFS
0:30:40 > 0:30:43No-one lost the egg, so it's MINE!
0:30:43 > 0:30:45Hmm?
0:30:45 > 0:30:47I mean, it's OURS!
0:30:47 > 0:30:49I've been looking at this bird book
0:30:49 > 0:30:52and it's not a duck egg,
0:30:52 > 0:30:56or a seagull egg, or a swan, or a chicken...
0:30:56 > 0:30:59Well, then, what is it, Big, what is it!?
0:30:59 > 0:31:02Well, maybe...
0:31:03 > 0:31:05Maybe...it's an ostrich.
0:31:05 > 0:31:08SMALL GASPS
0:31:08 > 0:31:10That's an ostrich egg!
0:31:10 > 0:31:13Could be...
0:31:13 > 0:31:15I wonder if it'll hatch.
0:31:15 > 0:31:17Of course it'll hatch, Big!
0:31:17 > 0:31:20And then, we'll have an ostrich.
0:31:20 > 0:31:23Sm...Small... What'll we do with an ostrich?
0:31:23 > 0:31:27Tonnes and tonnes of ostrich-like things!
0:31:27 > 0:31:29We'll teach it to talk
0:31:29 > 0:31:31and we'll teach it to play tag...
0:31:31 > 0:31:35and then we'll go flying around...on its back.
0:31:35 > 0:31:38# Peck, little ostrich, please come out
0:31:38 > 0:31:41# You can join with us and run about
0:31:41 > 0:31:45# Let's make ostrich fun, see your ostrich smile, and
0:31:45 > 0:31:48# Come live with us in your ostrich style
0:31:48 > 0:31:52# There's a whole wild world For you to see
0:31:52 > 0:31:56- # With Big, that's him... - Hello- ..and Small, that's me
0:31:56 > 0:31:59# Peck, little ostrich, please come out
0:31:59 > 0:32:02# You can join with us And run about
0:32:02 > 0:32:06# Let's make ostrich fun, see your ostrich smile, and
0:32:06 > 0:32:09# Come live with us in your ostrich style
0:32:09 > 0:32:12# There's a house and a pond and a garden shed
0:32:12 > 0:32:15# And when you're sleepy, you can share our bed... #
0:32:15 > 0:32:18- Do ostriches snore, Big?- Good question.
0:32:18 > 0:32:21# Peck, little ostrich, please come out
0:32:21 > 0:32:24# You can join with us, and run about
0:32:24 > 0:32:28# Let's make ostrich fun, see your ostrich smile, and
0:32:28 > 0:32:31# Come live with us in your ostrich style
0:32:31 > 0:32:35- TOGETHER:- # Yes, come live with us in your ostrich style, yeah! #
0:32:37 > 0:32:39So when does our ostrich hatch, Big?
0:32:39 > 0:32:42I have no idea.
0:32:42 > 0:32:44How does a bird hatch, anyway?
0:32:44 > 0:32:48They peck their way out, Small. With their beaks.
0:32:48 > 0:32:49Peck, peck, peck...like that.
0:32:49 > 0:32:52Whoa! Can you do that again?
0:32:52 > 0:32:54Of course. Peck, peck, peck!
0:32:54 > 0:32:57Ha, ha, ha, ha! You'd make a good bird, Big.
0:32:57 > 0:33:00Oh, well...thanks, Small.
0:33:06 > 0:33:07Gr-r-r-r-r-r!
0:33:07 > 0:33:12Come on, bird! Start pecking, OK? We don't have all day, you know.
0:33:12 > 0:33:15Hop to it! Hop, hop! Hop, hop, hop, hop!
0:33:15 > 0:33:18Oh...oh, yeah. We've lots of toast here.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20I mean, if you like toast.
0:33:23 > 0:33:25Oh, Big!
0:33:25 > 0:33:29This is taking forever, and I don't have forever!
0:33:29 > 0:33:34Yeah. You know, it says here in my book, Small, that, um...
0:33:34 > 0:33:39"An ostrich egg won't hatch if it's not warm enough."
0:33:40 > 0:33:41Really?
0:33:41 > 0:33:45Well, let's get it a blanket!
0:33:45 > 0:33:48Wait. Oh, Small! I have a better idea!
0:33:48 > 0:33:50Hold on, hold on!
0:33:50 > 0:33:52Ooh!
0:33:55 > 0:33:57Ta-da! He, he, he, heh!
0:33:57 > 0:34:02- Wow, Big!- Yeah. It's my super-deluxe ostrich-egg hatching machine!
0:34:02 > 0:34:05Well...what does it do?
0:34:05 > 0:34:09It makes birds want to come out of their shells, Small.
0:34:09 > 0:34:12- Really?- Mmm.- That's amazing.- Yeah.
0:34:12 > 0:34:16- I just can't believe it.- Yeah. - That's a... I don't get it.
0:34:16 > 0:34:19I know. It's quite simple actually.
0:34:19 > 0:34:21The heat from the lamp warms the egg,
0:34:21 > 0:34:24making it think it's time to hatch.
0:34:24 > 0:34:28Really? OK... but you've forgotten the most important thing!
0:34:28 > 0:34:31- Uh?- The timer!- What timer?
0:34:31 > 0:34:34Come on, I'll show you.
0:34:34 > 0:34:35- Bring the egg, Big!- Oh, OK.
0:34:35 > 0:34:38OK, come on, egg. Carefully...
0:34:38 > 0:34:40Yes...
0:34:42 > 0:34:44The egg timer, see?
0:34:44 > 0:34:48- It'll tell the ostrich when it's time to come out!- Oh, yeah!
0:34:48 > 0:34:50Let's set it for five minutes.
0:34:50 > 0:34:54- Ten.- Seven.- Twelve. - Eight.- Nine.- Six!?- Done!
0:34:54 > 0:34:58- Yeah.- Heh.
0:34:58 > 0:35:01There.
0:35:01 > 0:35:03Heh, heh, heh, OK, OK.
0:35:03 > 0:35:06Now, it's time to dress up like ostriches. OK...
0:35:06 > 0:35:13Yeah! Dress up like ostriches...? Wait a minute...why, Big, why?
0:35:13 > 0:35:16Well, because seeing other ostriches... OK, easy...
0:35:16 > 0:35:21Seeing other ostriches, Small, will make OUR ostrich feel welcome.
0:35:21 > 0:35:25- Oh.- Oh, we'll need beaks. - Ooh, yeah. And feathers.
0:35:25 > 0:35:29- Mmm-hmm.- Right, let's see what you have here.- OK.
0:35:29 > 0:35:36- What we've got here... Ooh, that's nice...- This is good...
0:35:36 > 0:35:39How do these...? There.
0:35:39 > 0:35:43- Yeah!- Oh, you look great! - So do you, ha, ha, ha!- And now...
0:35:43 > 0:35:46We've to make this place look like a desert,
0:35:46 > 0:35:49so our ostrich will feel at home.
0:35:49 > 0:35:53- Ooh, wait a minute, Big! I know, I know!- Great!
0:35:55 > 0:35:57Sand castle...
0:35:57 > 0:35:59Sand camel...
0:35:59 > 0:36:01And sand...
0:36:01 > 0:36:04Pie! Ha, ha, ha, ha! It's perfect!
0:36:04 > 0:36:05Mwa!
0:36:06 > 0:36:11OK. Hmm, good.
0:36:11 > 0:36:17Wow, Big! That's awesome! I brought some sandy stuff for our desert.
0:36:17 > 0:36:20Mmm-hmm, yeah. And here are the stars, Small.
0:36:20 > 0:36:23You always see lots of stars in the desert.
0:36:23 > 0:36:27- Hmm.- Mmm.- OK.- OK, be careful!- OK.- OK.
0:36:29 > 0:36:33Is it time for our ostrich yet?
0:36:33 > 0:36:36Any second...
0:36:36 > 0:36:38Now!
0:36:38 > 0:36:41- Ha, ha, ha!- Yay!
0:36:41 > 0:36:44- OK, come on, ostrich! - Come on, ostrich!
0:36:44 > 0:36:46Yeah...
0:36:46 > 0:36:48Yay!
0:36:48 > 0:36:50Yeah...
0:36:51 > 0:36:53- You know what?- Mmm?
0:36:53 > 0:36:56I'm getting impatient with this egg.
0:36:56 > 0:36:59I understand that. I don't know what's wrong, Small.
0:36:59 > 0:37:01- There you are!- Hmm..?
0:37:01 > 0:37:04I've been looking for you everywhere!
0:37:04 > 0:37:06Urgh... Oof...
0:37:06 > 0:37:08Why are you dressed like very odd birds?
0:37:08 > 0:37:13It's because of the ostrich, who's meant to be hatched by now!
0:37:13 > 0:37:16What? Huh? Oh!
0:37:16 > 0:37:18My egg!
0:37:18 > 0:37:20You found it!
0:37:20 > 0:37:21Whoa, whoa, whoa!
0:37:21 > 0:37:24YOUR egg? It's OUR egg!
0:37:24 > 0:37:27Well. Yes, um...it is.
0:37:27 > 0:37:30I sent it to you as a present.
0:37:30 > 0:37:33You...you gave us an ostrich egg?
0:37:33 > 0:37:35Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
0:37:35 > 0:37:39That's not an ostrich egg! It's a chocolate egg!
0:37:39 > 0:37:42Woah! You mean there's no ostrich in there?
0:37:42 > 0:37:46A-ha-ha, a-ha, an ostrich?! No!
0:37:46 > 0:37:51There wouldn't be room. Not with all the jelly beans.
0:37:51 > 0:37:54- Jelly beans!- Yes!
0:37:54 > 0:37:58Oof. I sent you a chocolate egg stuffed with jelly beans
0:37:58 > 0:38:00in honour of jelly bean day.
0:38:00 > 0:38:02Which is today.
0:38:02 > 0:38:05Oh, move over! You know what?
0:38:05 > 0:38:10Apart from ostriches, I love jelly beans the most!
0:38:10 > 0:38:15And, to open it, you have to bash it with a spoon.
0:38:15 > 0:38:16Woo-hoo!
0:38:16 > 0:38:19OK, spoons at the ready.
0:38:19 > 0:38:23On the count of three. One...two...
0:38:23 > 0:38:25ALL: Three!
0:38:32 > 0:38:35Wow! Look at that! There's a purple one.
0:38:35 > 0:38:37There's an orange one.
0:38:37 > 0:38:40- And a pink one.- Everybody, dig in!
0:38:40 > 0:38:45- Woo-hoo!- Yeah, OK. No-one's going to have a purple one...
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