0:00:02 > 0:00:04# It doesn't matter if you're tiny or tall
0:00:04 > 0:00:07# It doesn't matter if you're big or small
0:00:07 > 0:00:09# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:00:09 > 0:00:12- # You've got it, Big! - Why, thank you, Small! #
0:00:12 > 0:00:14- BOTH:- # Skipping, flipping, climbing up a rope
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# Hiding, riding, sliding down a slope
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Skating on an ice cube Swinging on a star
0:00:19 > 0:00:23- # It makes no difference what size you are!- Nice!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:00:25 > 0:00:29- # Cos here we are We're Big and Small!- Yeah! #
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Oh... Er...
0:00:35 > 0:00:36GASPS
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Oh, no, that's not it.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43Hey, Big! Are you ready to go looking for elephants?
0:00:43 > 0:00:48Er...yeah, yeah. Just as soon as I finish my puzzle book.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Finish that whole, entire book?
0:00:52 > 0:00:56That's going to take, like, ten million years!
0:00:56 > 0:01:00Hmm? No, no, no, it won't, because I'm on the very last puzzle,
0:01:00 > 0:01:04and it's a toughie. Listen. What moves backwards and forwards
0:01:04 > 0:01:08but doesn't go anywhere? I can't figure it out.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Well, then don't figure it out!
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Let's go, let's go, let's go!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18OK, if you don't want to LOOK for elephants,
0:01:18 > 0:01:20then will you COUNT elephants?
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Um...yeah. Yeah, sure, Small.
0:01:22 > 0:01:28Now, how can something move but not go anywhere?
0:01:28 > 0:01:30I can't figure it out. Can you?
0:01:32 > 0:01:33Nuh, me neither.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37OK, Big, you count,
0:01:37 > 0:01:40"One elephant, two elephants..." like that
0:01:40 > 0:01:44while I race around the living room, and we'll see how fast I am.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Ha ha! Ready? Set? Go!
0:01:49 > 0:01:51OK.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52Whoo-hoo!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Oh, yeah!
0:01:54 > 0:01:58Backwards...and forwards...
0:01:58 > 0:02:01but doesn't go anywhere?
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Grrr!
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Yeah! Ha-ha-ha!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08OK, Big, how many elephants was that?
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Big?
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Huh! BIG!
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Uh? Wh...?
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Oh, sorry, Small. Was I supposed to do something?
0:02:18 > 0:02:21You were supposed to count elephants
0:02:21 > 0:02:24while I set the world record for fastest zoom around the living room!
0:02:24 > 0:02:28I'm sorry. Oh, this puzzle, Small! It's just so distracting.
0:02:28 > 0:02:33Let me figure it out, and then we can play for the rest of the day, OK?
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Or we can play for the rest of the day now
0:02:37 > 0:02:41- and after that, I'll help you solve the puzzle.- Really? You'll help?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43It's a deal!
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Lead the way, Small, I'm at your command!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48THEY GIGGLE
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Where is it?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Here it is! I've got it, I've got it.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58All right, here we go - one, two, three!
0:02:58 > 0:03:02Hmmm....ow! What was that for?
0:03:02 > 0:03:05What do you mean? You were supposed to catch it.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Oh, really? OK, well, try again.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13OK, now, so, if you're moving...
0:03:13 > 0:03:16well, then, you must be going somewhere, right?
0:03:16 > 0:03:21Yeah. Wait! Unless, unless there's a way to move
0:03:21 > 0:03:23without moving!
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Ow!
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Let's try an easier game.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Ribbit.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37All right, shoo! Shoo, shoo!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39This is MY hiding spot - shoo!
0:03:40 > 0:03:41Hee-hee! Hee!
0:03:41 > 0:03:46OK, Big! I'm ready! You can find me now!
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Did you hear me, Big? I'm ready!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54GIGGLES
0:03:55 > 0:03:58I'm ready for you to come and find me, Big!
0:03:58 > 0:04:02If you can't find me, here's a clue - I'm behind the rock.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Behind the rock!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Oh, who am I kidding?
0:04:07 > 0:04:12So, if you move backwards and THEN forwards,
0:04:12 > 0:04:16well, then you're right back where you started, right? Yeah.
0:04:16 > 0:04:17- Maybe.- Big!
0:04:17 > 0:04:20You weren't even looking!
0:04:20 > 0:04:21What?
0:04:21 > 0:04:25Oh, Big! You have to stop thinking about that puzzle!
0:04:25 > 0:04:28You said you'd play with me all day!
0:04:28 > 0:04:31You're right, Small, only I can't,
0:04:31 > 0:04:35because it bothers me when there's a question I can't answer.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38SIGHS
0:04:39 > 0:04:43# What do birds dream of and where do winds blow?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46# Why is the sky blue and why does it snow?
0:04:46 > 0:04:50# What are stars made of and why do they glow?
0:04:50 > 0:04:54# Can anyone tell me just why is it so?
0:04:54 > 0:04:58# So many questions I'd love to know
0:04:58 > 0:05:02# Can anyone tell me just why is it so?
0:05:04 > 0:05:08# Why does a river run down to the sea?
0:05:08 > 0:05:11# And why do worms wriggle? It's a puzzle to me
0:05:11 > 0:05:15# What makes a glow worm light up the night?
0:05:15 > 0:05:19# And why is the moon such a beautiful sight?
0:05:19 > 0:05:23# So many questions I'd love to know
0:05:23 > 0:05:26# Can anyone tell me just why is it so?
0:05:26 > 0:05:30# So many questions I'd love to know
0:05:30 > 0:05:36# Can anyone tell me just why is it so? #
0:05:37 > 0:05:40OK, here's a question, Big.
0:05:40 > 0:05:45What is the funnest thing that two friends can do together?
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Er...swing?
0:05:46 > 0:05:47No.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50But if you really want to swing, OK.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53As long as you don't think about that puzzle.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Ha-ha! Whoo-hoo! Woo h... Are you thinking about that puzzle?
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- No, sir.- Good. Now push me as hard as you can.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Yeah! Here we go!- Yeah! All right!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06- Eh!- Waaaaa!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15That's more like it! Now we're having fun!
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Yeah-hey!
0:06:19 > 0:06:23- Hey, are you thinking about that puzzle?- I am not.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- Good.- Good.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27- Are you thinking about it n...- No.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29- OK.- OK.- How about now?
0:06:29 > 0:06:33I wouldn't keep thinking about it if you stopped reminding me!
0:06:33 > 0:06:36You know what, Big? I think I cured you. Whoo-hoo!
0:06:36 > 0:06:40- Are you ready to get pushed? - I'm ready, I'm ready!
0:06:40 > 0:06:44All right, Big, sit down, sit down, sit down! Ha-ha!
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Get ready to hang on to your seats, cos here we go!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Huh....tsh!
0:06:50 > 0:06:51Haa....grr!
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Huh...zuh! Come on!
0:06:54 > 0:06:58Brrr...eehhhhh!
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Brrrrrr!
0:07:02 > 0:07:04PANTS
0:07:08 > 0:07:12OK. You just wait there for a second, Big. I'll be right back.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15And don't go thinking about that puzzle.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18SIGHS
0:07:20 > 0:07:24OK. All right. One, two...
0:07:24 > 0:07:2846, go!
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Isn't it interesting how swings are just like chairs?
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Until somebody pushes you, and then... Then suddenly you're...
0:07:37 > 0:07:40GASPS Wait a minute!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Errr-aaaahhhh!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44I've got it!
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Waaaaa!
0:07:54 > 0:07:55You did it, Small!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57You solved the puzzle!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59- I did?- Yeah! Come on, come on!
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Whoo-hoo(!)
0:08:05 > 0:08:07It's a swing, Small! Don't you see?
0:08:07 > 0:08:12What moves backwards and forwards but doesn't go anywhere?
0:08:12 > 0:08:13A swing!
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Oh, yeah!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16That is amazing!
0:08:16 > 0:08:18And I solved it.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Yes! Because as soon as I stopped thinking about it,
0:08:21 > 0:08:25the answer just came to me. I couldn't have done it without you.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28I had no idea I was so good at puzzles.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Well, now you know.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34OK, so...
0:08:34 > 0:08:37What do you want to do now, Small,
0:08:37 > 0:08:39now that you have my undivided attention?
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Oh - we could go and look for elephants
0:08:42 > 0:08:45or we could take the boat out or...
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Or we could do another puzzle!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Really?- Yeah!
0:08:50 > 0:08:54- Oh, but, Small, that was the last one in the book.- Booo!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Oh! But, but, but!
0:08:57 > 0:08:58Oh ho, ho, ho!
0:08:58 > 0:09:01GRUNTS AND GROANS
0:09:03 > 0:09:04GASPS
0:09:04 > 0:09:081,001 Puzzles For True Puzzle Masters!
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Which is me!- Yeah!- Ha ha ha!
0:09:12 > 0:09:13OK, OK, OK.
0:09:13 > 0:09:18Ahem. Puzzle number one.
0:09:18 > 0:09:24What rhymes with "ball" and is the opposite of "tall"?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Oooh. Oh. Ah, er, OK.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Don't tell me, don't tell me.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31It's, um... It's, ah...
0:09:31 > 0:09:32Don't tell me!
0:09:32 > 0:09:34It's, uh... I'm getting it!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36It's, um... Don't tell me!
0:09:36 > 0:09:40It's, um... Wait a minute now! Wait a minute!
0:09:40 > 0:09:43You know what? I can't think without my orange crayon.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Oh, well, the orange one, yep.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48There you go.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53Ha-ha! OK, OK. Stand back, Big, because I'm going to puzzle
0:09:53 > 0:09:56like you've never seen anyone puzzle before.
0:09:56 > 0:10:01So the opposite of "tall", rhymes with "ball". And...go!
0:10:04 > 0:10:06GRUNTS AND STRAINS
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Come on, come on, come on!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16PANTS
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Could it be...
0:10:22 > 0:10:23small?
0:10:23 > 0:10:26It is! All right! Whoo-hoo!
0:10:26 > 0:10:29All right! I did it! I did it!
0:10:29 > 0:10:33- Now I'm cooking. Write that down, write that down.- OK.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36A-ha. Small spells me, right, Big?
0:10:36 > 0:10:40- Let's do another one!- Yeah? OK.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42This time, let's do a harder one,
0:10:42 > 0:10:45because that last one was way too easy.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Right.
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