Hot and Bothered

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0:28:02 > 0:28:04# It doesn't matter if you're tiny or tall

0:28:04 > 0:28:07# It doesn't matter if you're Big or Small

0:28:07 > 0:28:09# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all

0:28:09 > 0:28:12- # You've got it, Big! - Why, thank you, Small! #

0:28:12 > 0:28:15- BOTH:- # Skipping, flipping climbing up a rope

0:28:15 > 0:28:17# Hiding, riding sliding down a slope

0:28:17 > 0:28:19# Skating on an ice cube swinging on a star

0:28:19 > 0:28:23- # It makes no difference what size you are!- Nice!

0:28:23 > 0:28:25# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all

0:28:25 > 0:28:29- # Cos here we are we're Big and Small!- Yeah! #

0:28:29 > 0:28:33OK, Big. What am I? Here we go.

0:28:34 > 0:28:36Ooh, squawker-squawker!

0:28:36 > 0:28:38Woo-hoo-hoo! Squawk!

0:28:38 > 0:28:42- OK, what am I?- You're an ostrich. - Wrong!

0:28:42 > 0:28:45OK, try again. Woo-hoo-hoo! Argh! Squawk!

0:28:45 > 0:28:50- Hippopotamus, Small? - Big, do you see any horns?

0:28:50 > 0:28:56- Hippopofafosses, they don't have any horns.- Yes, they do.- So try again.

0:28:56 > 0:29:02- I give up, Small. I'm so hot, my brain is melting.- All right, Big.

0:29:02 > 0:29:03I'm an ostrich.

0:29:03 > 0:29:05What? I said that.

0:29:05 > 0:29:11I'm an ostrich who stubbed his toe on a rock.

0:29:11 > 0:29:15You only said part of it, Big. OK, OK. Here we go.

0:29:15 > 0:29:17Your turn, your turn.

0:29:19 > 0:29:21BIG SIGHS

0:29:21 > 0:29:25You're a tree. You always do a tree, Big. You always do that.

0:29:25 > 0:29:27That's too easy. Try again.

0:29:27 > 0:29:29You know what?

0:29:29 > 0:29:33I'm a Big who's going outside, Small,

0:29:33 > 0:29:36to sit in the shade.

0:29:37 > 0:29:39That was my next guess.

0:29:44 > 0:29:45Much better.

0:29:45 > 0:29:49Boing, boing, boing, boing.

0:29:49 > 0:29:52- Boing.- Who?- Aha!

0:29:52 > 0:29:55- Small, what are you doing? - Guess what I am, Big.

0:29:55 > 0:29:58Boing, boing, boing.

0:29:58 > 0:30:03Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing.

0:30:03 > 0:30:05Small, I told you, I'm too hot for this.

0:30:05 > 0:30:07I'm a frog, Big.

0:30:07 > 0:30:09Small, aren't you hot?

0:30:09 > 0:30:12No. See, I don't feel the heat, Big.

0:30:12 > 0:30:16I'm so fast, the Sun's rays can't even land on me.

0:30:16 > 0:30:21Well, I'm so big it takes a long time for the breeze

0:30:21 > 0:30:24to go from my head to my toes.

0:30:24 > 0:30:28So, I have to lie very still. Watch, watch, watch.

0:30:36 > 0:30:40Wow, Big. You're right. I can see your fur ruffling.

0:30:40 > 0:30:42Yeah, nice, huh?

0:30:42 > 0:30:45- Do you want to try? - Yeah, I love trying new things.

0:30:45 > 0:30:49- OK, come on up.- OK, what do I do? OK, here we go.

0:30:49 > 0:30:51Mm-hm, mm-hm.

0:30:51 > 0:30:54Lying very still.

0:30:54 > 0:30:55Yeah.

0:30:55 > 0:31:00OK, I'm tired of being still now. Time for the next new thing, Big.

0:31:00 > 0:31:01BIG SNORES LOUDLY

0:31:01 > 0:31:03Big?

0:31:04 > 0:31:06Big?

0:31:07 > 0:31:09Big?

0:31:09 > 0:31:12- Big!- Oh, OK. Who?- You fell asleep.

0:31:12 > 0:31:13In the middle of the day.

0:31:15 > 0:31:17I know.

0:31:17 > 0:31:20And it felt so nice.

0:31:20 > 0:31:21BIG SIGHS

0:31:23 > 0:31:25It might be nice for you, Big,

0:31:25 > 0:31:28but for me there isn't enough, you know, kaboom!

0:31:28 > 0:31:29Pow!

0:31:29 > 0:31:32- Ba-boom!- But, Small,

0:31:32 > 0:31:35you have to wait for that feeling.

0:31:35 > 0:31:39Don't rush, relax...

0:31:39 > 0:31:42- and sit still. - Sitting still's for rainy days, Big.

0:31:42 > 0:31:45Sun is for fun! Ya-ha!

0:31:49 > 0:31:53# Who wants to play out in the heat? I don't

0:31:53 > 0:31:57# Who thinks that sleeping is a treat? I don't

0:31:57 > 0:32:00# All I really want to do is

0:32:00 > 0:32:05- # Take a nap, cool right down - Play a game and run around

0:32:05 > 0:32:08# Oh, it's so plain to see

0:32:08 > 0:32:11# Looks like we will never agree

0:32:13 > 0:32:16# Who wants to lounge in comfy chairs? I don't

0:32:16 > 0:32:20# Who wants to chase Small up the stairs? I don't

0:32:20 > 0:32:24# All I really want to do is

0:32:24 > 0:32:28- # Take a nap, cool right down - Play a game and run around!

0:32:28 > 0:32:31# Oh, it's so plain to see

0:32:31 > 0:32:35# Looks like we'll never agree

0:32:35 > 0:32:39- # Small, I'm hot - Tough luck, I'm not

0:32:39 > 0:32:43# Oh, it's so plain to see

0:32:43 > 0:32:46# Looks like we'll never agree #

0:32:46 > 0:32:48Hm!

0:32:53 > 0:32:55BOTH SIGH

0:32:55 > 0:32:58I guess we can't agree, Big. We'll have to do different things.

0:32:58 > 0:33:03- OK, I'll just stay here and rest. - All right, fine, fine.

0:33:03 > 0:33:07Do you know what? I'll go and have fun in the sun, tons of fun,

0:33:07 > 0:33:10that you'll be so sorry that you missed.

0:33:10 > 0:33:12- See you later!- Goodbye.

0:33:15 > 0:33:17BIG SIGHS

0:33:19 > 0:33:22OK, fun. Got to find some fun.

0:33:22 > 0:33:26There's got to be some fun around here somewhere.

0:33:26 > 0:33:28Oh, there's a ball.

0:33:28 > 0:33:33Now, that's fun. This is Small, having fun, by myself. Ha-ha!

0:33:33 > 0:33:34Agh!

0:33:38 > 0:33:41Hey, that's Big's boat.

0:33:41 > 0:33:44You know what? Boats are definitely fun.

0:33:44 > 0:33:47OK. All right.

0:33:47 > 0:33:49Yeah!

0:33:49 > 0:33:51OK. Woo-hoo, ha-ha!

0:33:51 > 0:33:53SMALL STRUGGLES

0:33:53 > 0:33:56Hey, frogs. Do you want to come over here and help me?

0:33:56 > 0:33:59I need you to hold the boat so I can jump in and have fun.

0:33:59 > 0:34:01What do you think?

0:34:02 > 0:34:05Never mind, I can do this without frogs.

0:34:07 > 0:34:10Woah, wait a minute... Oh, agh!

0:34:10 > 0:34:12SPLASH

0:34:12 > 0:34:13FROG CROAKS

0:34:21 > 0:34:28BEE BUZZING

0:34:30 > 0:34:33That is not a good place to sit, bee.

0:34:33 > 0:34:37BIG PUFFS

0:34:37 > 0:34:40OK, come on. Easy.

0:34:41 > 0:34:45All right, get off the nose, bee. Get off! Get off the nose!

0:34:45 > 0:34:48Oh, no, oh...!

0:34:48 > 0:34:50BIG COUGHS

0:34:50 > 0:34:52BEE BUZZES OFF

0:34:55 > 0:34:59Something's got to be done about those frogs.

0:34:59 > 0:35:01That's better.

0:35:03 > 0:35:05So, how was your fun in the sun?

0:35:05 > 0:35:07Bad.

0:35:07 > 0:35:11I tried ball fun, I tried boat fun, but it wasn't fun.

0:35:11 > 0:35:14Oh, really?

0:35:15 > 0:35:21- Why?- Because, Big, fun works better with two.

0:35:21 > 0:35:26We're supposed to do things together and all the time.

0:35:26 > 0:35:29Being hot was no excuse.

0:35:29 > 0:35:32Oh, you're right, Small. Yeah, you're right.

0:35:32 > 0:35:36OK, so, what can we do together

0:35:36 > 0:35:40where you can still be busy

0:35:40 > 0:35:42and I can be still?

0:35:44 > 0:35:49- Aha!- Aha! Aha! Yeah! Aha!

0:35:49 > 0:35:51Aha...aha what?

0:35:51 > 0:35:54It's a surprise, Small.

0:35:54 > 0:35:58- But we will need sugar, and some cream...- Yeah.

0:35:58 > 0:36:03- ..and vanilla, a few eggs and then...- I got it.

0:36:05 > 0:36:07Woah, nicely done.

0:36:07 > 0:36:13- OK, you just hang onto that stuff and I will be right back.- OK.

0:36:13 > 0:36:14Woah...

0:36:14 > 0:36:16Ooh...agh!

0:36:16 > 0:36:18Oh, OK...

0:36:18 > 0:36:20Woah, steady.

0:36:21 > 0:36:24And this, Small, is the best part.

0:36:24 > 0:36:26Now that we've put all the ingredients

0:36:26 > 0:36:29into this special barrel full of ice,

0:36:29 > 0:36:32you get to crank the handle while I watch.

0:36:32 > 0:36:37Woo-hoo, yeah, OK, here we go. Yeah! Woo-hoo!

0:36:37 > 0:36:38Yeah!

0:36:38 > 0:36:42Yeah! Yeah! Crankety!

0:36:42 > 0:36:44- Just like that, Small.- Crank!

0:36:44 > 0:36:47Crankety-crank. Ha-ha!

0:36:47 > 0:36:52Crank. Yeah, crank. Woo-hoo!

0:36:52 > 0:36:55Crank, and crank...

0:36:56 > 0:37:00Yeah, yo-hodely-ho, Big!

0:37:00 > 0:37:03- Guess who I am? - Um...Oh, you're a pirate

0:37:03 > 0:37:07- hoisting the sails on your ship. - You guessed it.

0:37:07 > 0:37:09You never guess it.

0:37:09 > 0:37:13Ar, matey, har har. Hoist yer anchors. Har har!

0:37:15 > 0:37:19- Hey, Small. You can stop now, it's ready.- I can? OK, OK.

0:37:23 > 0:37:24Yeah.

0:37:24 > 0:37:27- Wait a minute. What's ready? - I'll show you, Small.

0:37:29 > 0:37:32- OK. Ready?- Yeah.

0:37:32 > 0:37:35All right, OK, just stand back and...

0:37:36 > 0:37:39- OK.- Yeah.

0:37:41 > 0:37:42OK...

0:37:43 > 0:37:45SMALL GASPS

0:37:45 > 0:37:49Ice cream. We made ice cream!

0:37:49 > 0:37:51- Yeah, we sure did. Here, Small. - Woah!

0:37:51 > 0:37:56Oh, Big, wow!

0:37:56 > 0:37:58That's great!

0:38:01 > 0:38:03THEY SLURP

0:38:06 > 0:38:09Hey, Big. What am I?

0:38:09 > 0:38:11- You're my best friend, Small.- Wrong.

0:38:11 > 0:38:14Well, I am your best friend, Big,

0:38:14 > 0:38:17but right now I'm a rhinoceros.

0:38:17 > 0:38:23Wow, nice, Small. So, let's recap. Today you have been an ostrich.

0:38:23 > 0:38:26- Who stubbed his toe on a rock.- Yeah.

0:38:26 > 0:38:28- A frog.- Boing!

0:38:28 > 0:38:32- A pirate.- Yo-ho-ho!

0:38:32 > 0:38:33And a rhinoceros.

0:38:33 > 0:38:35Ar-ar-ar!

0:38:35 > 0:38:38- It's been a busy day, Small. - It's not over yet

0:38:38 > 0:38:41because we still have time for a race.

0:38:41 > 0:38:46Or may be a juggling contest. We could juggle ice cream cones, Big.

0:38:46 > 0:38:51Yes, we could! And then, after that, we'll have a rhinoceros party.

0:38:51 > 0:38:53And then I will be the guest of honour

0:38:53 > 0:38:57and I'll sing rhinoceros songs like, "Hergh! Argh!"

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