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:00:11. > :00:18.Today, we'll be taking you backstage at the coolest music

:00:18. > :00:28.awards ceremony - the MOBOs. And we'll be seeing if Helen is

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:00:48. > :00:55.funny enough to get into the CBBC Hello! What do you call two

:00:55. > :01:05.robbers? I don't know. A pair of knickers. What do call a man in a

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:01:08. > :01:12.paper suit? Don't know. Russell. It wasn't that bad. If you want some

:01:12. > :01:15.really funny jokes, I want to show you where you can go to get them.

:01:15. > :01:25.Over 180,000 of you have already played this game on the CBBC

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:01:25. > :01:28.website, it's called Crack-A-Joke. The game works like this. You can

:01:28. > :01:31.choose your favourite presenter, and then YOU decide what type of

:01:31. > :01:35.jokes you want them to tell. After the CBBC star has told the joke,

:01:35. > :01:38.its up to YOU to decide how funny the joke was. If you thought the

:01:38. > :01:48.joke was rubbish, then you can pelt the presenter with rotten tomatoes

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:01:52. > :01:56.or custards pies! But if it made you laugh, you can throw roses.

:01:56. > :02:06.Everyone is in the game but I am not allowed to be, and that is not

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:02:08. > :02:12.fair. You are not fully. At the moment, the powers that be have

:02:12. > :02:16.decided that I am not funny enough to be a character in the game but I

:02:16. > :02:20.am determined to get in! Over the next few weeks I am going to prove

:02:20. > :02:30.to you that I can be funny too! And to do that I've enlisted some

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:02:37. > :02:44.expert help, please welcome funny man, James Campbell. Hello, James.

:02:44. > :02:49.Welcome to the show. I am going to need your help, OK? Already I can

:02:49. > :02:55.see there is a lot of work to be done here. Harsh, but probably true.

:02:55. > :03:02.What types of jokes get the biggest laughs? I don't know, I try to do

:03:02. > :03:12.jokes talking about me or life. If we are going to do joke jokes, we

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:03:13. > :03:22.can do that. What do you call someone who really likes balloons?

:03:22. > :03:27.A balloonatic! For it is there a secret recipe for success? I think

:03:27. > :03:35.as long as it is true. Anybody can learn how to tell a joke - anybody

:03:35. > :03:39.except Holland. I like this guy. your guru, I think we should start

:03:39. > :03:45.looking at embarrassing things you have done in your life. I have

:03:45. > :03:50.plenty of them. I will help you find some funny stories. I think

:03:50. > :03:55.you will be wonderful. You're a television presenter, you can hold

:03:55. > :04:00.an audience. You can tell some funny stories about what you have

:04:00. > :04:05.done, couldn't you? Are want to be in the game, but telling jokes is

:04:05. > :04:10.not something I am comfortable with doing. But I want to learn, can I

:04:10. > :04:17.learn? I think you can learn to be funny. If you are not comfortable

:04:17. > :04:22.with doing it, you should do it and then we will find out. I am doing

:04:22. > :04:26.my one-man show, doing a tour in October and I am going to Reading,

:04:26. > :04:33.Leamington Spa, all sorts of exciting places, but on the

:04:33. > :04:39.Saturday I am going to Dulwich. It is a new festival for children. How

:04:39. > :04:43.about you come and do a five-minute open spot in my show? We can find

:04:43. > :04:49.out if you are funny and I will give you some coaching. We will

:04:49. > :04:53.turn you into a fully lady. Helen is going to get onto a stage

:04:53. > :05:00.and do the hardest thing in the world, make somebody laugh. There

:05:00. > :05:05.will only be about 500 people, children. This gets better for

:05:05. > :05:09.start I am in physical pain at the thought of that. You have seen me

:05:09. > :05:13.audition for singing, I can't do that kind of thing. This is

:05:13. > :05:21.different. I am going to take the challenge because I want to get

:05:21. > :05:29.into that game but I need your help. So send us an email and tell us

:05:29. > :05:34.what makes you laugh and what you find funny. We can do a little

:05:34. > :05:38.workshop before the show. When I work with children, I get them to

:05:38. > :05:45.tell their stories, and I find everyone has a funny story. You

:05:45. > :05:50.must have a funny story about your dog. For any accidents? Also you

:05:50. > :05:54.have done some wonderful sporting things, you must have had some

:05:54. > :06:04.embarrassing moments, things that have gone wrong. This is going to

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:06:05. > :06:13.be some good television. Last week I went to the coolest music awards

:06:13. > :06:19.ceremony around - the MOBOs. Friend of the show Jessie J swept the

:06:19. > :06:26.board with a massive four awards. Professor Green showed me around

:06:26. > :06:35.backstage, and they have a catering van. Trust you to focus on the

:06:35. > :06:44.catering! I heard one of the coolest McLees, this is awesome.

:06:44. > :06:50.This is the MOBOs 2011. The Music Of Black Origin Awards is the

:06:50. > :06:55.largest urban American award ceremony. It is a major event in

:06:55. > :07:01.the international music Callander. Over the last 16 years, 250 awards

:07:01. > :07:07.have been given out, and 500 that have performed. This year, we get

:07:07. > :07:13.to go behind the scenes to find out what it is like to perform at the

:07:13. > :07:17.MOBOs 2011. With over 500 people working behind the scenes, this is

:07:17. > :07:22.an event worthy of international acclaim, and who better to lift the

:07:22. > :07:32.lid on what goes on behind stage than the legend professor Green?

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:07:33. > :07:38.After winning the award in 2010, he is one of the UK's biggest rap

:07:38. > :07:44.artists. He has sold over 500,000 singles and has a string of awards

:07:44. > :07:49.under his belt. He has invited Blue Peter to hang out in his dressing

:07:49. > :07:54.room. This man is employed to sit and look chilled, it is a bit like

:07:54. > :07:59.when your grandmother get the dog. Your rise to fame has been rapid.

:07:59. > :08:05.Even though you have the talent to get there, you didn't always know

:08:06. > :08:10.that, did you? I was 18, which is quite a late start. Some people

:08:10. > :08:18.have had their first album out by then. My friends had been making

:08:18. > :08:23.music since they were 13. I got put on the spot, and everybody told me

:08:23. > :08:31.I was good at wrapping. I just started messing around with it from

:08:31. > :08:35.there. If we were to give you some words or props, could you make

:08:35. > :08:43.something of about them? If I don't know about that. What time is it?

:08:43. > :08:51.10 o'clock in the morning. See what you pull-out. That is me. Barney.

:08:51. > :08:58.Yes. It's 10 o'clock in the morning so what are my rhyming for? Stood

:08:58. > :09:04.here next to Barney, the dinosaur. I wear a lot so I make sure the

:09:04. > :09:09.ground I stand on his tough. This isn't quite Michael Jackson's bluff.

:09:09. > :09:14.Let's say we have a nine-year-old watching, wants to do your job,

:09:14. > :09:20.they think they can do it. What would you say to get them going?

:09:20. > :09:27.Practice makes perfect. You can always find new things to do with

:09:27. > :09:34.words. It is all about syllables, cue mirth, think outside the box.

:09:34. > :09:42.You are going to rehearse, so can we see you in action? We have got a

:09:42. > :09:47.massive stage. It is a massive room - do you feel daunted? I would hate

:09:47. > :09:52.not to feel nervous, I like feeling edgy, I like the adrenalin. We will

:09:52. > :09:58.let you get back to rehearsals. Thank you for your time. Don't get

:09:58. > :10:02.nervous. Now they are telling the lighting men to get ready. There

:10:02. > :10:12.are three separate desks that control nearly 500 lights. Here

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:10:26. > :10:32.they go. That may look like it is

:10:32. > :10:37.controlling the space centre, but they are not controlling rockets,

:10:37. > :10:41.they are controlling the sound and lights. That is it, rehearsal done.

:10:41. > :10:48.How are you feeling? Really good. As long as I don't walk into the

:10:48. > :10:54.cameraman, we will be all right. Thank you. We will see you on the

:10:54. > :11:00.red carpet. The big night is finally here and we have a prime

:11:00. > :11:05.spot on the red carpet to do some celebrity spotting. I sat and

:11:05. > :11:10.watched the MOBOs by myself last year and nobody knew who I was. I

:11:10. > :11:14.have been nominated five times since then, performing, doing the

:11:14. > :11:19.red carpet. Dreams come true. fans are still loving me so it is

:11:19. > :11:24.nice to know. Every time I come on the red carpet it is excitement,

:11:24. > :11:30.flashing lights, the cameras. A let's leave the last word to

:11:30. > :11:40.Professor Green. I have got to pull it out of the bag tonight, haven't

:11:40. > :12:15.

:12:15. > :12:19.I? A little bit nervous but you Coming soon to Blue Peter - Premier

:12:19. > :12:29.League football has swap kicking for cooking for this year's Blue

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:12:38. > :12:41.Peter appeal. That was such a cool night. When you have people

:12:41. > :12:49.performing live in front of you, the hairs on your back of your neck

:12:49. > :12:59.stand up. I just loved chipmunk, he was always excited. Anyway, let's

:12:59. > :13:00.

:13:00. > :13:03.get back to the Blue Peter appeal. Bake A Difference really can make a

:13:03. > :13:07.difference. Remember, the more items we have pledged on our

:13:07. > :13:13.totaliser the more money we can raise to help Children in Need.

:13:13. > :13:18.have been meeting a lot of cake, haven't you? I have, I look like a

:13:19. > :13:24.Victoria sponge. Later on, we will be seeing how the appeal is going,

:13:24. > :13:31.but now this is why you should get involved.

:13:31. > :13:38.Hello, I am Morley. I am nine years old. I live with my parents, my two

:13:38. > :13:44.sisters and my little brother. Although it doesn't always show on

:13:44. > :13:52.the outside, Molly has chronic arthritis and is in a lot of pain.

:13:52. > :13:59.Arthritis usually makes us think of old people, but Morley got this

:13:59. > :14:09.disease at just eight years old. The part of my body in pain are my

:14:09. > :14:11.

:14:11. > :14:16.fingers, my ankles, my toes, my wrists, sometimes my shoulders.

:14:16. > :14:22.Sometimes I have to sit out and I feel like it is not fair. It is

:14:22. > :14:32.hard to do my buttons up because my fingers can't bend very well.

:14:32. > :14:36.For when Molly found out that she had arthritis, she was in so much

:14:36. > :14:41.pain that she had to be carried to school and she was limping. She did

:14:41. > :14:45.not know what was happening and she found it really scary. I thought it

:14:45. > :14:50.could not be that bad, but when we saw the doctor and they told us

:14:50. > :14:54.that I had arthritis, I was quite surprised. Then I had to stop the

:14:54. > :14:58.medication. As well as regular hospital visits and daily

:14:59. > :15:05.medication, Molly needs two injections every week. Although

:15:05. > :15:11.they ease the pain, she really does but like it. I usually get quite

:15:11. > :15:20.anxious before. It makes it worse because I am more tense. It goes

:15:20. > :15:30.into the muscle and its sting sometimes. Afterwards, my mum and

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:15:32. > :15:40.died usually cry about it. -- and five usually cry. If all their

:15:40. > :15:44.writing and typing can be painful, if Molly is now in touch with other

:15:44. > :15:48.children with the same condition, and that is thanks to a charity

:15:48. > :15:52.that is funded by Children In Need. Normally when the children are at

:15:52. > :15:54.school they have to sit out of the fun activities. But here the

:15:54. > :16:00.activities are planned and carefully supervised so that they

:16:00. > :16:08.do not have to sit out of fun things like this. He I am getting

:16:08. > :16:12.The weekend is a chance for children with arthritis to come

:16:12. > :16:22.away with their families and have fun with people that know exactly

:16:22. > :16:32.

:16:32. > :16:40.I can fly! You are good mates now because you have met through this

:16:40. > :16:44.event. Yes, we email each other every week to see how we are doing.

:16:44. > :16:50.Where I was going to have injections, Molly had had them

:16:50. > :16:53.before so she knew what it was. important is it to have days like

:16:53. > :16:59.this? And its call everybody is different to you and they can do

:16:59. > :17:06.things that you cannot do. -- at school. But here everybody has

:17:06. > :17:10.limits on what they can do. Chronic arthritis affects joints and organs

:17:10. > :17:15.inside the body so it is not always obvious to see how somebody is

:17:15. > :17:18.suffering. That is why it is great that these days exist and people

:17:18. > :17:22.can share their experiences to forget the pain that they feel.

:17:22. > :17:28.This is why baking for Children In Need can make such a difference to

:17:28. > :17:33.children like Molly and her friends. Let's get baking. And a huge thank-

:17:33. > :17:38.you to the guys that made that very special weekend. Did I hear you

:17:38. > :17:43.shouting that you wanted to get one of them? You did not look graceful

:17:43. > :17:50.but Molly looked like think about! The more items that you bake and

:17:50. > :17:54.sell, the more successful this appeal will be. Make sure you tell

:17:54. > :18:01.us what you pledge to bake at your bake sale when you e-mail us. We

:18:02. > :18:08.will add it to the totaliser. go to the totaliser now! I am

:18:08. > :18:18.breaking the set! Sorry. Lots of you have told us what you are doing.

:18:18. > :18:20.

:18:20. > :18:26.And Sir -- we have heard from somebody baking six gingerbread men,

:18:26. > :18:36.six Victoria sponge cakes, and lots of flapjacks. She made �117 last

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:18:39. > :18:43.You are going to make four cupcakes, 16 be six and 12 -- 16 biscuits and

:18:43. > :18:53.12 muffins. You are going to eat two cupcakes but that is OK because

:18:53. > :18:59.he will take the money to the back straight away. And you are going to

:18:59. > :19:04.make 16 fruity bars. You like that one, don't you? I like the way that

:19:04. > :19:08.you say it! It should be in your stand-up routine. I'll have that

:19:08. > :19:13.and as they are having the sale outside their house. -- Oliver and

:19:13. > :19:19.jazz men are having a sale. They are going to put up posters to

:19:19. > :19:28.advertise. Advertising is important. The gap advertise here on national

:19:28. > :19:35.television! Alison is going to bake 120 cakes. 400 cupcakes will be

:19:35. > :19:45.bake by so Rena. 400! That totaliser must be creeping closer

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:19:45. > :19:55.to the sky. Last week it was 1700. Shall we look? What is our

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:19:55. > :20:00.totaliser are currently standing That has gone up by about 6000 in

:20:00. > :20:05.one week. That is amazing. Thank you so much. The more items that

:20:05. > :20:09.you pledge to bake, the more money we can raise. Please send us

:20:09. > :20:14.photographs of you having your bake sale. If you want to make a

:20:14. > :20:19.successful bake sale to raise money, then we have some top tips from our

:20:19. > :20:23.business guru Saira Khan. Holding a bake sale is like a business. It is

:20:23. > :20:27.all about making money, whether you do it alone will get together with

:20:27. > :20:32.others. This is what you need to run a successful bake sale.

:20:32. > :20:36.Successful business people need to identify their target market. You

:20:36. > :20:40.need to pick the right location to set-up your stall. Marketing is

:20:40. > :20:48.next. Advertise your bake sale in advance. Tan your family and

:20:48. > :20:53.friends about it. -- tell your family. Send out invitations, e-

:20:53. > :20:57.mails and texts. Think about your product. What can you sell? You can

:20:57. > :21:01.bake whatever you like, pizza or cupcakes. It does not have to be

:21:01. > :21:05.complicated but get creative. You need to get your recipe,

:21:05. > :21:15.ingredients and baking equipment. When you have got all of that,

:21:15. > :21:32.

:21:32. > :21:36.To set up stall you will need a table and some staff to decorate.

:21:36. > :21:41.Getting to collect the money. Some small change and some kitchen

:21:41. > :21:45.towels. On sale day, presentation is key. You have to be creative

:21:45. > :21:49.with your stall because the better it looks, the more customers you

:21:49. > :21:55.get, and that means more money. Don't forget to include dietary

:21:55. > :21:58.notices. How you price the cakes is important. It is best to put the

:21:59. > :22:05.prices in round numbers. You are ready to hold your Blue Peter bake

:22:05. > :22:15.sale. It is time to sell, sell, sell. I said sell, not eat your

:22:15. > :22:16.

:22:16. > :22:20.If you want to run a bake sale and make a difference for Children In

:22:20. > :22:27.Need, then you can find all of the information on the Blue Peter

:22:27. > :22:31.website. Go on, Bake A Difference. You heard what she said! You will

:22:31. > :22:38.have fun and you will get to eat cake, which we like, and help

:22:38. > :22:42.children around the country. I like cake! Tomorrow I am going to show

:22:42. > :22:51.you my sword fighting skills before taking to the red carpet with

:22:51. > :22:56.Orlando bloom. You have got that down! Stefan Gates will do anything

:22:56. > :23:01.with food to entertain. He is standing on real eggs! He will do

:23:01. > :23:06.something explosive. I cannot wait to see that. It is all in aid of

:23:06. > :23:10.our Blue Peter appeal, Bake A Difference. Explosive, I need to be