The Knights of Can-a-lot

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0:00:08 > 0:00:10TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS

0:00:17 > 0:00:20TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Do you think Bob's back yet?

0:00:55 > 0:01:00It's AGES since we've seen him, isn't it, Dizzy?

0:01:00 > 0:01:05- Yeah. I can't wait to tell him what we've done.- I'll sing my new song.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Rock'n'roll!

0:01:07 > 0:01:11BOB! BOB! WE'RE BACK!

0:01:11 > 0:01:14- BOTH: Hello, everyone.- ..Dad!

0:01:14 > 0:01:18- Bobby! Hello, son. - THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE

0:01:20 > 0:01:25- Well, well, haven't you grown?! - Dad! I stopped growing years ago.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28I wasn't expecting you till summer.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31I know, I had free time. I wrote to tell you.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34See? Here's the letter.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Oh! Might have helped to post it!

0:01:36 > 0:01:40Never mind, Dad. It's great to see you.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42- Yeah.- Great to see you, Bob's Dad.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46- Come on, let's go and have tea and catch up.- Good idea, son.

0:01:46 > 0:01:50- Wendy's on a job with Lofty. I'll ring.- Smashing!

0:01:50 > 0:01:55But I thought, now you're retired, you liked pottering in the garden,

0:01:55 > 0:01:57- doing odd jobs.- I do, Bobby.

0:01:57 > 0:02:02But I get fed up not having anything to get stuck into.

0:02:02 > 0:02:07Well, it sounds like you need a nice little project to keep you busy.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10- PHONE RINGS Oh! I'll just get that.- Miaow!

0:02:10 > 0:02:13No, you sit down. I'll go.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17- You don't have to do that, Dad. - Gives me something to do.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Hello, Bob's Building Yard.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Dr who?

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Oh! Of course we're interested.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31- We?- Better come straight over.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Absolutely.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36No problem. See you soon. Goodbye.

0:02:36 > 0:02:41- Who was that?- Dr Mont-Something from the heritage wotsit.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45- Wants to talk to us about a castle. - A CASTLE?

0:02:45 > 0:02:50Yes. Sounds VERY interesting. I've brought presents for the team.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Dad! Hang on a min... Oh.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56What does he mean, "talk to us about a castle"?

0:02:57 > 0:03:01Come-uppity, uppity, uppity. Up, down!

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Oh, great! Slimy! Slimy!

0:03:05 > 0:03:09- Oh, I can't wait. What am I going to get?- Wow! What's next?

0:03:09 > 0:03:13Now, I hope you haven't got this tape, Dizzy.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17- They told me it was just out. - Lenny Lazenby's new album!

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Oh, brilliant! Thank you!

0:03:20 > 0:03:23My pleasure, Dizzy. And this is for you, Roley.

0:03:23 > 0:03:28Oh, great! Thanks, Bob's Dad. Um...what is it?

0:03:33 > 0:03:36You're going to love this!

0:03:36 > 0:03:40- Now, back up. - PHHRRRRRTTTT!

0:03:40 > 0:03:42THEY ALL LAUGH

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Did you hear that? That's naughty!

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Do it again! Please!

0:03:47 > 0:03:52- Just a minute, you two. Let me give Scoop his present first.- Oh!

0:03:52 > 0:03:56- Fantastic! Thanks, Bob's Dad. - To me! To me!- Here we go. Catch!

0:03:56 > 0:03:59OK, I'm ready.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02- To Bob.- Oh, what control!

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Oh, I say!

0:04:04 > 0:04:07- Oh!- Good gracious!

0:04:07 > 0:04:11- Nice save!- I'm really sorry. I didn't see you there.

0:04:11 > 0:04:16- Are you OK?- Oh, I'm fine. Really, I'm fine. I've forgotten already.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Sorry, love. Boys will be boys.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22I'm Dr Mountfitchett from Local Heritage.

0:04:22 > 0:04:27- Are you Bob The Builder?- YES.- Bob's the name, building's the game.- Dad!

0:04:27 > 0:04:32- Oh, sorry, my manners. This is my son, Bobby.- Hello.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34He's a builder. Taught him myself.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38- This is Wendy, our partner. - Hello, Dr Mountfitchett.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41- Hello.- And the rest of the team -

0:04:41 > 0:04:44- Scoop.- Hi.- Roley.- That's me.- Muck.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46- Hi.- Lofty and Dizzy.- Ta-da!

0:04:46 > 0:04:49- Hello.- HELLO, DR MOUNTFITCHETT!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53What an impressive team, Bob.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Aren't they?! Better get down to business.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00- Let's go through to the office. Follow me.- Thank you.

0:05:00 > 0:05:05- She thinks your dad's Bob The Builder, not you.- I know, Wendy.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07She'll soon realise.

0:05:07 > 0:05:12- I'll just clear a space...- Come on, Pilchard. You have to move.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Cheeky madam!

0:05:15 > 0:05:17PILCHARD MEOWS

0:05:17 > 0:05:22Oh, poor little baby was having a nice sleepy-weepy, weren't you?

0:05:22 > 0:05:27- Aren't you a pretty little pussy cat?- I'll take these, shall I?

0:05:29 > 0:05:33- She's a beauty! Look, Bobby.- Wow!

0:05:34 > 0:05:38That's the gatehouse and portcullis. They're in a good state.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40And look how thick those walls are.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Yes. To keep out marauding enemies.

0:05:43 > 0:05:47Oh! What battles this castle will have seen.

0:05:47 > 0:05:52- Archers raining arrows on invaders. - Prisoners thrown deep in dungeons.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Dungeons! Wow! I can't wait to see them.

0:05:55 > 0:06:00Ah. Unfortunately the entrance to the dungeons was lost

0:06:00 > 0:06:05- when the keep got destroyed in the last century.- Oh.- Such a shame.

0:06:05 > 0:06:11- There's lots to help your father with.- That's right. Plenty to do.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14- Dad...- Everywhere needs to be safe for the public.

0:06:14 > 0:06:19- Walkways, barriers, floodlights and things.- Course. Safety first.

0:06:19 > 0:06:24- They sing your praises at Local Heritage, Bob.- Say something, Bob,

0:06:24 > 0:06:29- or she'll give this job to your dad! - Don't worry, Wendy. He'll tell her.

0:06:29 > 0:06:34- Can you fix it?- Yes, I can. Don't worry. The job's as good as done.

0:06:34 > 0:06:35Oh!

0:06:44 > 0:06:49- Look! There it is.- That's something, isn't it, Bobby?- Yes, it is.

0:06:49 > 0:06:54- Phew! There's a lot to do.- Fancy me getting a big job like this for us.

0:06:54 > 0:06:59- You said I need a project.- There's nothing little about a castle.

0:06:59 > 0:07:03It's a challenge, son. Come on, team.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14- Come on, Muck. Let's go have a look. - Race you!

0:07:14 > 0:07:18Can't catch me! Rock'n'roll!

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Last one to the castle's a... Whoa!

0:07:21 > 0:07:27- Hold on, you lot. We need to build a bridge first.- Oh!

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Where's the old one gone?

0:07:30 > 0:07:34Well, the original drawbridge rotted away a long time ago.

0:07:34 > 0:07:39- Who's dug this big ditch?- Yeah. It makes it hard to get to the castle.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Yes, that was the whole point.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46This ditch is a moat. It held water in the olden days.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50- Oh, that's clever...isn't it? - Exactly, Lofty.

0:07:50 > 0:07:55Well, team, we'd better start. Muck, get the wood for the bridge.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57- On my way, Bob's Dad.- Hang on!

0:07:57 > 0:08:01- We need to order it first. - And measure up.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Good point. Contact the suppliers.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Did people REALLY live here?

0:08:06 > 0:08:11- I mean, there's no roof or anything. - Yes. What's this over here?

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Ah! You found a flanking tower.

0:08:14 > 0:08:19OK. Here it is. Let's get this measured, Wendy.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23- Are you holding that tight enough? - I think so, Dad.

0:08:23 > 0:08:29- That's it, Wendy. I'll ring JJ and orde...- Oak, son. Oak.- Yes, I know.

0:08:29 > 0:08:34- What sort of people lived here, then?- Soldiers, mainly.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37The bravest of whom are called knights.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40One of the most famous was Sir Lancelot.

0:08:40 > 0:08:45- Sir Lancelot?- That's a funny name. What did he do?

0:08:45 > 0:08:48- Well, he went on a quest.- A quest?

0:08:48 > 0:08:54Yes. Sir Lancelot went to find a magical cup called the Holy Grail.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Wow!

0:08:56 > 0:08:58I want to go on a quest!

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Fear not, my liege.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04For I, Sir Lancelot, will find the Grail.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Be it that I may meet fiery dragons

0:09:07 > 0:09:12- and mighty warriors on my quest. - Ooh!

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Fiery dragons!

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Cool! Did he find it?

0:09:17 > 0:09:21No. But he did his best and he set out from Castle Camelot

0:09:21 > 0:09:24with his lance...like this.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29Is that why he's called Sir Lancelot?

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Cos he used his lance a lot?!

0:09:32 > 0:09:37That's very funny, Roley. Perhaps you're right. You never know.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41Yeah? Well, that makes me Sir Rollalot then!

0:09:41 > 0:09:44And I like to dig. I'm Sir Digalot.

0:09:44 > 0:09:49- Yeah! And I'm Lady Mixalot. - Oh, um...what can- I- be?

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Ah! What about...

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Sir Liftalot?

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Oh, yeah! I like that.

0:09:56 > 0:10:01- Muck?- Who?- I think you'll find he's called Sir Dumpalot now.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Yeah. And I'm going on a quest!

0:10:03 > 0:10:07You're right. Go to JJ's and get the oak.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11Hey! I've got a quest! I've got a quest!

0:10:11 > 0:10:14God speed, fair sir. Be brave.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17- I bid you farewell.- Farewell.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21GEESE HONK

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Sir Dumpalot to the rescue!

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Hello, Muck.

0:10:29 > 0:10:34Greetings, fair Spud. No time to stop. I am on a quest.

0:10:34 > 0:10:40- I am Sir Dumpalot and I seek the Holy Oak.- What are you on about?

0:10:40 > 0:10:45- We're building a bridge at that ruined castle.- The pile of stones?

0:10:45 > 0:10:51- It's a castle?- Yeah.- Wow! Time Spud went and had a look.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Verily, I bid thee farewell, Sir Spuddy.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Stand aside, wall.

0:10:59 > 0:11:04All right, Sir Digalot. Get rid of the rubble and take it to the dump.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06No probs, Bob's Dad!

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Don't forget. Whatever you do,

0:11:08 > 0:11:12you mustn't dump the old stonework in the moat.

0:11:12 > 0:11:16- But Bob's Dad just told me... - That's OK, Scoop.

0:11:16 > 0:11:21Dad's going to use the old masonry for repair work. Aren't you, Dad?

0:11:21 > 0:11:24That's right. It'll match a treat.

0:11:24 > 0:11:29- I imagine you're learning a lot being his assistant?- Assistant?

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Anyway, I have a mountain of work to do.

0:11:32 > 0:11:36- I'll see you all tomorrow!- CHEERIO! - Yeah, bye!- Bye, love.

0:11:36 > 0:11:37Bob? >

0:11:37 > 0:11:41I've made a list of all the jobs we need to do.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44- Do you want to check it?- On my way! - Oh!

0:11:44 > 0:11:49- Whoa!- Dad! Are you all right? - Never better, son.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Oh! This place is great!

0:11:52 > 0:11:57# I'm the king of the castle And not a dirty rascal. #

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Hello, Bob's Dad. What are you doing?

0:12:00 > 0:12:05- Afternoon, Spud. I was...checking the moat.- Really? Can I help?

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Thanks, but we have all the help... I mean,

0:12:08 > 0:12:12yes, Spud. I'm sure Dad could really use

0:12:12 > 0:12:14a helpful assistant like you.

0:12:14 > 0:12:19- Spud's on the job!- Interested in castles, are you, Spud?

0:12:19 > 0:12:23- Oh, yes, yes, yes-ity, yes!- Well, I'm sure Dad will show you around.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26If I do that, who'll be in charge?

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Where are the dungeons? I want the dungeons!

0:12:29 > 0:12:33Bob, why does your dad think he's in charge?

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Yeah. He's being Sir Bossalot.

0:12:35 > 0:12:39It's a long story, Scoop. Well, Dad's a dad.

0:12:39 > 0:12:44He's used to being a boss with me. He forgets I'm grown-up.

0:12:44 > 0:12:48Well, if we give him little jobs, everything will be fine.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52Ta-da! Ta-da! Sir Dumpalot has returned!

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Well done, Muck!

0:12:54 > 0:12:57OK, everyone. Time to start on the bridge.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Can we build it?

0:12:59 > 0:13:02- YES WE CAN!- A lot!

0:13:02 > 0:13:07Get it? CAN A LOT! It's like Camelot.

0:13:07 > 0:13:11Yeah! We're the Knights of Can-a-lot!

0:13:11 > 0:13:13HURRAH!

0:13:13 > 0:13:17IN THE DISTANCE: Come on, Knights of Can-a-lot!

0:13:19 > 0:13:22That's the portcullis. Once it's raised,

0:13:22 > 0:13:27- the knights would ride out and do battle.- You mean fight, and stuff?

0:13:27 > 0:13:31- Yes. They galloped at each other. - On horses?- Yes.

0:13:31 > 0:13:36And tried to knock each other off with poles. It's called jousting.

0:13:36 > 0:13:41Sounds brilliant! I bet if I'd been around in the olden days,

0:13:41 > 0:13:44I'd have been a champion jouster, I would.

0:13:44 > 0:13:49Sir Spudalot, the super jouster strikes again!

0:13:50 > 0:13:54I know, I'll get myself a horse and some armour and...

0:13:54 > 0:13:58- What else do I need to be a knight? - Sorry, I've work to do.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01But I need to know more to be a knight.

0:14:01 > 0:14:06Well, if you went to the library they'd help you with armour.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08A-ha!

0:14:08 > 0:14:11That will be Sir Spudalot's quest.

0:14:12 > 0:14:16Hmm? I'm sure I could get this working again.

0:14:16 > 0:14:21Probably just needs a little oil and a bit of, um...yes.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23- Clippity-clop.- Where are you going?

0:14:23 > 0:14:27- Whoa! ..To the library. - HE NEIGHS

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Library! What about helping Dad?

0:14:30 > 0:14:34- I am! He wants me to go there. - Oh. Does he?

0:14:34 > 0:14:37Oh, dear. You know what that means, Bob.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40Yep! Dad's on the loose again.

0:14:46 > 0:14:50- SHOP BELL RINGS - Easy there, fella. Whoa!

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Clippity-clop, clippity-clop.

0:14:52 > 0:14:56I expect they'll lend me some armour in the library.

0:14:56 > 0:15:01That's what they do in libraries - lend people stuff. Clippity-clop.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Whoa! Neigh!

0:15:06 > 0:15:07Stay!

0:15:09 > 0:15:12Not you, doggy! Horsey!

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Eh?

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Books, books and more books.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21No sign of any armour.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24- Excuse me.- Aargh!

0:15:24 > 0:15:29Sorry. So sorry. I didn't mean to startle you, but can I help?

0:15:29 > 0:15:32Are you looking for something in particular?

0:15:32 > 0:15:37Ah. I'm looking for armour. Knights of old and stuff.

0:15:37 > 0:15:42Oh, most interesting subject, but do you think...? It's a rule to keep...

0:15:42 > 0:15:45- you know...quiet.- Quiet?!

0:15:45 > 0:15:47- Why's that, then?- Sh-h!

0:15:47 > 0:15:51Sorry. So sorry. ..Because there are people here trying to read.

0:15:51 > 0:15:56Well, they've come to the right place. You can't move for books!

0:15:56 > 0:15:59- Books!- SH-H!- Books!

0:15:59 > 0:16:01SH-H! Sh-h!

0:16:02 > 0:16:04Sh-h. Sh-h.

0:16:09 > 0:16:13I bet this portcullis hasn't been lowered in years.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Well, we'll soon see to that.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19PORTCULLIS CREAKS

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Aargh!

0:16:22 > 0:16:27- Dad?- Oh, bother!- Dad? Where are you? Are you all right?- Here, son!

0:16:27 > 0:16:32Bit of an accident. I was looking at the portcullis machinery...

0:16:32 > 0:16:35Don't worry, we'll soon have you down. ..Lofty!

0:16:35 > 0:16:41- Over here! We need to rescue my dad.- Sir Liftalot to the rescue!

0:16:42 > 0:16:45One, two, three...

0:16:45 > 0:16:46LIFT!

0:16:46 > 0:16:48That's it, Sir Liftalot. Pull!

0:16:50 > 0:16:51Whoa!

0:16:54 > 0:16:56- Oh! Your hat!- Dad!

0:16:56 > 0:17:01- Sorry, son.- Come on. - That's it, Wendy. Pull harder.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04- Take the strain.- That's it.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Oh! Phew!

0:17:07 > 0:17:13- Are you all right, Dad?- Yes, son. Fine. It works now I've fixed it.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16Right. What's next, Wendy?

0:17:16 > 0:17:19- Are you sure you're...? - PHONE RINGS

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Hello? Bob The Builder?

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Yes, this is Bob The Builder.

0:17:24 > 0:17:28Oh, the other one. Hang on.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30- It's for you, Dad.- Oh.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33Hello, Bob The Builder.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Oh, dear, Bob.

0:17:35 > 0:17:40- We need to give your dad a job he can't get into trouble with.- I know.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42He could have hurt himself.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Hmm. What about the maze?

0:17:45 > 0:17:50- Nothing could happen in there.- Good idea, Wendy. I'll speak to him.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Hello, there. Good boy.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Good boy.

0:18:02 > 0:18:07This would be a great place for a game of hide-and-seek.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09- Peek-a-boo!- Sh-h!

0:18:09 > 0:18:11Sorry.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Oh, I'll go this way.

0:18:16 > 0:18:20Here we are. This is our medieval history section.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23I'm sure you'll... Hello?

0:18:23 > 0:18:27- BOO!- Oh! SH-H!- Oh, sh-h!- Sorry. So sorry.

0:18:27 > 0:18:32- As I was saying, the medieval section...- Where's the armour?

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Well, in here.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36I'm sure...

0:18:36 > 0:18:39Oh, yes. Look. There.

0:18:39 > 0:18:43A knight of old astride his fiery charger.

0:18:43 > 0:18:47- Well, that's not real armour. It's just pictures!- Sh!- Sh!- Sh!

0:18:47 > 0:18:51Shush! I'm going to be a famous jouster.

0:18:51 > 0:18:56- I can't joust without armour. I might get hurt.- Oh, dear. I see.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Where did knights get their armour from?

0:18:59 > 0:19:03Um...well, I think they had it made for them.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06Brilliant! Spud'll make his own.

0:19:06 > 0:19:10- Neigh!- Wait a minute. I need to stamp the book.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14- Sh-h!- Quiet! People are trying to read in here.

0:19:15 > 0:19:19I LIKE doing the stamping!

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Oh, for goodness' sake!

0:19:27 > 0:19:31It was Dr Mount-Wotsit. I told her how well we were doing.

0:19:32 > 0:19:37Right, Bobby. Help me get the walls shored up. Wendy can do the maze.

0:19:37 > 0:19:41Oh, um...actually, could you look at the maze?

0:19:41 > 0:19:43But the walls. It's a big job.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46Yes, I know. So is the maze.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49You're great with hedge trimmers, as I remember.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52Oh, you're not wrong there, Bobby.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Oh!

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Oh, dear.

0:20:03 > 0:20:08- You're right, Wendy. There is a lot to do.- Hmm.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12BOB THE BUILDER MUSIC PLAYS

0:20:19 > 0:20:21WENDY HAMMERS

0:20:27 > 0:20:30Right! The mix is ready, Wendy!

0:20:30 > 0:20:32Oh, thank you, Dizzy.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35Right. Over there.

0:20:42 > 0:20:46Ha! Look out, rubbish! You're going to the dump with me.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49BOB'S DAD HUMS A CHEERFUL TUNE

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Oh!

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Oh.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Ooh.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Ah.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Oh!

0:21:10 > 0:21:15- Cup of tea, Bob?- Oh, yes, please, Wendy! Thirsty work, this.

0:21:15 > 0:21:20Well, everything seems to be going smoothly now your dad's busy.

0:21:20 > 0:21:25Like you said, he can't get into much trouble in the maze, can he?

0:21:25 > 0:21:29- DISTANT VOICE - Help! He-elp!

0:21:29 > 0:21:32Oh, dear! Spoke too soon.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35Help! I'm stuck in the maze!

0:21:35 > 0:21:38Bobby! Can you hear me? He-elp!

0:21:38 > 0:21:43- Dad? Where are you?- I dunno! I'm lost, I can't get out.

0:21:43 > 0:21:48I'll get Lofty to lift me up so I can see where you are!

0:21:48 > 0:21:53- Lofty! Can you bring my safety harness, please?- Coming, Bob!

0:21:53 > 0:21:57- Thanks. What d'you think of my hedges?- Very nice, Dad!

0:21:57 > 0:22:00I haven't lost my touch, have I?

0:22:00 > 0:22:04Sir Liftalot to the rescue! Um, again.

0:22:04 > 0:22:08- Dad's lost in the maze. Can you lift me up so I can see him?- OK.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15Over here, son.

0:22:15 > 0:22:19Right, Dad, walk towards me and take the first left!

0:22:19 > 0:22:25- Got you, Bobby.- No, Dad! Left! Left! YOUR left! ..That's it.

0:22:25 > 0:22:29Now right. And right again here.

0:22:29 > 0:22:33OK, now just keep going straight ahead.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36Oh, Bob! This could take some time, I think.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39That's it, Dad. Keep going.

0:22:39 > 0:22:45Thanks! It's a maze of pathways in there! They all look the same!

0:22:45 > 0:22:48I think it's time we went home.

0:22:48 > 0:22:53- Good idea. ..OK, everyone! Time to call it a day!- But...

0:23:04 > 0:23:07- PHONE RINGS - Can you get the phone, please, Dad?

0:23:07 > 0:23:10No problem! ..Hello?

0:23:10 > 0:23:15Oh, hello! ..Ha-ha-ha! I'm having such a great time!

0:23:15 > 0:23:18I can't wait for you to see the castle.

0:23:18 > 0:23:24I hope you aren't working too hard. You mustn't lift anything heavy.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27Yes, but I have to stay for a few weeks.

0:23:27 > 0:23:31You ARE eating properly, aren't you? Not just sandwiches?

0:23:31 > 0:23:34- No, but...- And wearing thick socks?

0:23:34 > 0:23:38- Yes. Bobby won't get the job done without me.- Of course not.

0:23:38 > 0:23:42- Say hi to Mum for me. - Bobby sends his love.

0:23:42 > 0:23:46- All right, dear. Night-night. - Bye, love.

0:23:46 > 0:23:51Um, Dad...I think we need to have a little chat.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Oh. Right you are, Bobby.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56I don't quite know how to put this, Dad.

0:23:56 > 0:24:00It's lovely to see you. You're always welcome.

0:24:00 > 0:24:04Well, it's...just that...

0:24:04 > 0:24:09I'd be able to get on with the job a bit better if you weren't...

0:24:09 > 0:24:11you know...taking charge so much.

0:24:11 > 0:24:17Tomorrow, you'll have to let ME be in charge and get on with things...

0:24:17 > 0:24:20- SNORING - Dad?

0:24:20 > 0:24:23Oh, Dad.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29HAMMERING AND CLANGING

0:24:32 > 0:24:35COCK CROWS

0:24:39 > 0:24:43# Da-da-da-da! #

0:24:43 > 0:24:49Look out, brave knight! Make way for Sir Spudalot!

0:24:53 > 0:24:56Now all I need is a fiery charger.

0:25:02 > 0:25:06Lead on, Sir Skipalot! Really exciting, innit?

0:25:06 > 0:25:09We're here!

0:25:09 > 0:25:15- Right on time!- Morning, everyone. - ALL: Morning!- Hello, my love!

0:25:15 > 0:25:20- You've made remarkable progress. - We...- We'll get more done today!

0:25:20 > 0:25:24- Can I have a look at the list? - Oh, er... Yes, I suppose so.

0:25:24 > 0:25:28Wendy, you and Dizzy can finish the mortaring.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31- Roley, flatten the turf... - But, Dad!

0:25:31 > 0:25:35Don't worry, Bobby, I haven't forgotten you.

0:25:35 > 0:25:39- Clear the overgrown bushes.- Dad... - I'll help you.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42Thanks, Dad. Oh...

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Clippity-clop! Clippity-clop!

0:25:48 > 0:25:51Do not mess with me, Sir Lamb,

0:25:51 > 0:25:56for I am Sir Spudalot astride my fiery charger.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02Oh! Oi!

0:26:02 > 0:26:06That's my fiery charger! ..Oh.

0:26:06 > 0:26:10I'm gonna have to find something better than this!

0:26:14 > 0:26:19Dad, this just isn't working! You can't keep taking over everything.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22You've got to let ME be in charge!

0:26:22 > 0:26:25Too mean?

0:26:25 > 0:26:30How can I tell him without hurting his feelings?

0:26:30 > 0:26:35- Dr Thingummy's very impressed with the portcullis.- What? Oh. Really?

0:26:35 > 0:26:40I'll show her the plans for the visitor centre. Where are they?

0:26:40 > 0:26:43In my lunchbox.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45But, Dad...

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Those were MY ideas.

0:26:51 > 0:26:55Oh! Bother! That's it! I've had enough!

0:26:55 > 0:26:59I'm going to tell him... What's this?

0:27:01 > 0:27:05A door! I wonder if Dr Mountfitchett knows about this!

0:27:09 > 0:27:14If I don't find my fiery charger soon, I'll never get to practise!

0:27:14 > 0:27:18Moo! > Ah-ha!

0:27:18 > 0:27:20Priscilla!

0:27:20 > 0:27:23Nice cow! How would you like...?

0:27:23 > 0:27:26Moo-o!

0:27:30 > 0:27:32Oh. ..Ooh.

0:27:38 > 0:27:41Spud the super jouster

0:27:41 > 0:27:44and his fiery charger...

0:27:46 > 0:27:48Silly cow.

0:27:49 > 0:27:52Soon have it open.

0:27:53 > 0:27:57Oh! Do you know what this is?

0:27:57 > 0:27:59Looks like...dungeons.

0:27:59 > 0:28:06- Dungeons?- I've dreamed of a moment like this since I was a girl!

0:28:06 > 0:28:09- Let's take a look. After you.- Oh!

0:28:09 > 0:28:16- I'm right behind you.- It's a bit dark.- I'll get some torches.

0:28:16 > 0:28:20Oh, the scenes of drama that must have unfolded down here.

0:28:20 > 0:28:25These walls just shriek history!

0:28:25 > 0:28:30- Here's your father with the torches.- Thanks, Dad.

0:28:30 > 0:28:34Now, whatever you do, don't shut the...door.

0:28:34 > 0:28:37Sorry, son. Force of habit.

0:28:37 > 0:28:42It's all right. You didn't know there was no handle on this side.

0:28:47 > 0:28:51Goodness me! It's huge down here!

0:28:51 > 0:28:54There's doors. This could be a way out.

0:28:59 > 0:29:03- Oh, dear. Looks like we're a bit stuck.- But it IS exciting!

0:29:03 > 0:29:08Just think, we can convert these rooms into a cafe...

0:29:08 > 0:29:11or a conference room,

0:29:11 > 0:29:15or even a waxwork museum. I can't WAIT to tell Local Heritage!

0:29:15 > 0:29:21- Dad?- Yes, Bobby?- Look... could you stop calling me Bobby?

0:29:21 > 0:29:25Sorry, son. I didn't realise it bothered you. You should have said.

0:29:25 > 0:29:30It's not just that, Dad... Oh! How can I say this?!

0:29:30 > 0:29:35- You keep taking over the job!- But I thought it was what you wanted.

0:29:35 > 0:29:38I thought you were enjoying it

0:29:38 > 0:29:41and I didn't want to hurt your feelings.

0:29:41 > 0:29:46I AM enjoying it, but I was feeling a bit out of my depth.

0:29:46 > 0:29:49But you took charge from the start

0:29:49 > 0:29:53and let Dr Mountfitchett think YOU were Bob The Builder.

0:29:53 > 0:29:56Seems to be a misunderstanding.

0:29:56 > 0:30:02- Just which one of you IS Bob The Builder?- I am.- He is.- Ah.

0:30:02 > 0:30:06I'm sorry, Bobby...Bob. I didn't mean to take charge.

0:30:06 > 0:30:09Old habits die hard, I suppose.

0:30:09 > 0:30:12It's OK, Dad. Anyway, it's both our faults.

0:30:12 > 0:30:18- We need to be honest with each other from now on.- It's a deal!

0:30:18 > 0:30:24- SHE SOBS - Oh, it's just like in a film!

0:30:28 > 0:30:32- Thank you.- We'd better think about how we're going to get out!

0:30:32 > 0:30:36- I'll ring Wendy on my mobile. - Great idea.

0:30:39 > 0:30:41Oh! It's no use. There's no signal.

0:30:41 > 0:30:45The walls are too thick. What shall we do now?

0:30:45 > 0:30:49- I don't know. You're the boss. - Thanks, Dad(!)

0:30:49 > 0:30:53- Right...you have a look down that passageway.- On my way.

0:30:53 > 0:30:59- I'll bang on the door and see if someone hears us.- I'll come too.

0:31:19 > 0:31:23Oh, no. We're never going to get out...

0:31:23 > 0:31:28Agh! Oh, dear! Now what have I done?

0:31:28 > 0:31:32Bob's going to be mad with... Wow!

0:31:37 > 0:31:41- Hello!- Hello! Is anybody there?

0:31:41 > 0:31:46- Mayday!- We're behind the door! - It's no use.

0:31:46 > 0:31:51- I think the door's too thick. - Better see where Dad's got to.

0:31:55 > 0:31:59Oh, yes! And in one bound, he was...

0:31:59 > 0:32:02stuck in the rotten maze! Again!

0:32:03 > 0:32:06Bob? Bob!

0:32:06 > 0:32:09Where IS everybody?

0:32:09 > 0:32:11Bob! Bob!

0:32:11 > 0:32:15Dad? Dad! Where are you?

0:32:20 > 0:32:23Strange. It's a dead end.

0:32:23 > 0:32:26Your father's vanished into thin air!

0:32:26 > 0:32:32- Of course he hasn't! We must have passed him. Let's go back.- Oh! Oh!

0:32:32 > 0:32:34It's only a little spider!

0:32:34 > 0:32:39- BOB LAUGHS - There, now, come along. - Sends shivers down one's spine.

0:32:39 > 0:32:44Oh! Can't I get anything right?

0:32:44 > 0:32:45Oh!

0:33:00 > 0:33:04Dad? Dad, where are you?

0:33:05 > 0:33:08- Right here, son! - How wonderfully spooky.

0:33:08 > 0:33:11But how...? How did you get there?!

0:33:11 > 0:33:17Son, you won't believe it. I leant against a wall and it spun around.

0:33:17 > 0:33:22- I found this staircase... - It could only happen to you, Dad!

0:33:22 > 0:33:27That led to the maze and... You're not gonna like this, Bob.

0:33:27 > 0:33:33- Oh, no! What's happened?- I had to think quick.- What have you done?

0:33:33 > 0:33:38Oh, er... Come on, then. You're bound to find out sooner or later.

0:33:38 > 0:33:41Look at that! Look what he's done!

0:33:41 > 0:33:45LOUD LAUGHTER

0:33:46 > 0:33:48Bob's not gonna like it.

0:33:48 > 0:33:53- Oh, Dad!- I know. I've let you down.

0:33:53 > 0:33:56- It's...it's...it's... - I'm really sorry.

0:33:56 > 0:34:03It's wonderful! Just look! There's a knight in shining armour!

0:34:03 > 0:34:09- Is there?- Oh, yeah! So there is! - That's Sir Clipped-a-lot!

0:34:09 > 0:34:15But Dr Mountfitchett, the maze, it's... It isn't a maze any more!

0:34:15 > 0:34:19No, but this is so MUCH better! Don't you see?

0:34:19 > 0:34:21With a little work,

0:34:21 > 0:34:26this will be the most magnificent example of topiary ever seen!

0:34:26 > 0:34:29What's topiary?

0:34:29 > 0:34:34It's when you trim a tree, or a bush, into a special shape.

0:34:34 > 0:34:41- I'd better get clipping again!- We need the hedges shaped like kings!

0:34:41 > 0:34:46And queens! And damsels in distress!

0:34:46 > 0:34:48And an archer with a bow and arrow!

0:34:48 > 0:34:53And jesters and, um... Have we left anything out?

0:34:53 > 0:34:57Oh, joyful! It's a medieval celebration!

0:34:57 > 0:34:59D'you know, Bob?

0:34:59 > 0:35:04You've given me a wonderful idea for the grand opening!

0:35:04 > 0:35:08Oh, wonderful! Wonderful, wonderful wonderful!

0:35:33 > 0:35:35- Oh!- Oh!

0:35:35 > 0:35:39Phew! Finished!

0:35:39 > 0:35:43- Well done, everyone! - ALL CHEER

0:35:46 > 0:35:51- I'm proud of you, son.- Things went much better after we had our chat.

0:35:51 > 0:35:57- And I backed off.- I couldn't have done it without you, Dad.

0:35:57 > 0:36:02- Let's go home and ring your mother. - I can't wait to see her!

0:36:11 > 0:36:15- What castle lies on yonder hill? - 'Tis Can-a-lot!

0:36:15 > 0:36:23I speaketh in, er, a differenteth languageth. I can't do it!

0:36:23 > 0:36:29Hey! Look at that bird! It's beautiful! CAWING

0:36:29 > 0:36:34Let's follow it! Rock'n'roll it!

0:36:37 > 0:36:40LAUGHTER AND CHEERING

0:36:45 > 0:36:49Will you be entering the joust tonight,

0:36:49 > 0:36:55or are you gonna BRANCH out into swordplay?! ..Oh! Better go!

0:36:56 > 0:37:01Oh, no! The portcullis is down! How are we gonna get in?!

0:37:01 > 0:37:05- Halt! Who goes there? - We are the knights of Can-a-lot!

0:37:05 > 0:37:08Raise the portcullis!

0:37:14 > 0:37:17Welcome! Welcome!

0:37:17 > 0:37:21It's so lovely of you to join me in this magnificent climax!

0:37:21 > 0:37:26DO join in in all the revelries. It's SUCH fun!

0:37:35 > 0:37:38Allez-oop! Here we go!

0:38:09 > 0:38:12- Hello, there. - Hello, Farmer Pickles!

0:38:12 > 0:38:15Get your gingerbread here!

0:38:15 > 0:38:19Come along, then, Farmer Pickles. Try my gingerbread.

0:38:19 > 0:38:22- It's all made by my fair hand.- Oh!

0:38:22 > 0:38:25Oh, I say!

0:38:25 > 0:38:28What an absolute beauty!

0:38:29 > 0:38:33- There's so much going on! - Let's go through, Bob.

0:38:33 > 0:38:38- Oh! This is wonderful! - I'm so glad you could be here, Mum!

0:38:38 > 0:38:41I wouldn't have missed it for the world!

0:38:41 > 0:38:46Doesn't it all look lovely? I'm SO proud of my boys!

0:38:46 > 0:38:49It was teamwork. You can't beat it!

0:38:49 > 0:38:52Bob, we'll have to line up another project.

0:38:52 > 0:38:57- We'll get back to you on that one! ..Won't we, Wendy?- We will!

0:38:57 > 0:39:02- I hope you haven't made a nuisance of yourself.- He hasn't!

0:39:02 > 0:39:07- It's been great.- And they both learned something about each other.

0:39:07 > 0:39:11Anything to do with who's in charge?

0:39:11 > 0:39:14You know us too well, Mum!

0:39:17 > 0:39:22Why! Don't you all look splendid?! Dorothy, how lovely to see you!

0:39:22 > 0:39:26Friar Bentley, I presume. This is Lady Barbara.

0:39:26 > 0:39:30Very nice to meet you. And you.

0:39:30 > 0:39:34Roll up! Get your medieval pizzas here!

0:39:34 > 0:39:38I'm not sure they had pizzas back then. Maybe they did.

0:39:39 > 0:39:42See the medieval juggler...juggle!

0:39:42 > 0:39:44It's not easy, this!

0:39:44 > 0:39:47Oh, that's very clever!

0:39:47 > 0:39:49Oh...!

0:39:51 > 0:39:57- Keep practising, dear. - Never mind. Keep at it.

0:39:57 > 0:40:02# Fair maidens sigh As the knights ride by

0:40:02 > 0:40:06- # Their flags held...HIGH... # - Goodness! Whatever's that?

0:40:06 > 0:40:09She can shatter a glass at 50 paces.

0:40:09 > 0:40:13- # Dum-diddle-dum de-dum-de-dum... # - What now?!

0:40:13 > 0:40:19# ..Dum-diddle-um diddle-um... # Look out! Here comes Sir Spudalo-ot!

0:40:28 > 0:40:30MOO!

0:40:33 > 0:40:36Sir Spudalot's on the job!

0:40:36 > 0:40:38Spud, you're such a nana!

0:40:38 > 0:40:42Bob! Robert! Over here!

0:40:42 > 0:40:44Come on, you two!

0:40:44 > 0:40:48You can be the crowning glory of our medieval pageant!

0:40:48 > 0:40:52Which one of you will be the king?

0:40:52 > 0:40:55Oh, um, you be the king, Dad.

0:40:55 > 0:40:58- No, YOU'D make a better king. - No, YOU would.

0:40:58 > 0:41:01Come on, make your minds up.

0:41:01 > 0:41:04OK, then, I'LL be king.

0:41:07 > 0:41:09Like father, like son!

0:41:09 > 0:41:15I must take a picture! Oh, do, yes.

0:41:15 > 0:41:17Bob looks so silly!

0:41:18 > 0:41:25I, King Bob of Can-a-lot, knight thee. Arise, Sir Dad-a-lot!

0:41:25 > 0:41:28Long live the king!

0:41:28 > 0:41:31Long live the king! Hurray!

0:41:40 > 0:41:45Oh, wonderful. Glorious! It's wonderful.

0:42:09 > 0:42:13Subtitles by Laura Jones and Mary Easton BBC Broadcast - 2004

0:42:13 > 0:42:16E-mail us at subtitling@bbc.co.uk