The Age of Gumbletron

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0:00:21 > 0:00:23Ha! Ha-ha-ha!

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Whoa!

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Hold it steady, Bounce.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52- So, this is going to spray water over the grubberry bushes?- Yep.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Where's the water going to come from?

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Ah, details, details.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Thought about a smaller hose?

0:01:01 > 0:01:04- Whose tink is this?- Just trying to help!

0:01:04 > 0:01:08- Well, you're not. And why can't you hold it steady?- You know what?

0:01:08 > 0:01:11I'm done. You are so bossy when you're tinking.

0:01:11 > 0:01:12Wait!

0:01:12 > 0:01:16- I need an assistant!- Find someone else! I'm going grubbing.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23- Hey. Want to help me with a tink? - I, uh...

0:01:23 > 0:01:27really need to, you know, do that thing I really need to do.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31- No way. We're not being ordered about by you.- Yeah.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33You're such a pain in the grub when you're on a tink.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Float!

0:01:38 > 0:01:43# La la la I can't hear you! #

0:01:43 > 0:01:47You are pointless, pathetic parasites!

0:01:47 > 0:01:50King say he want food!

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Glob bring food.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54I didn't want mattress stuffing!

0:01:54 > 0:01:56I want hot, rusty nails.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Do I have to explain everything?!

0:01:58 > 0:02:00- Yes.- Oh!

0:02:05 > 0:02:06Oww!

0:02:06 > 0:02:08SLURP!

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Gubbo, get over here!

0:02:10 > 0:02:12HE SIGHS

0:02:13 > 0:02:18- What?- These poopsnikes are useless servants.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21I want something that will do exactly what I say...

0:02:21 > 0:02:23- GUBBO SIGHS - ..when I say it!

0:02:23 > 0:02:25No, before I say it.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27What do you expect me to do about it?

0:02:27 > 0:02:30I expect you to do something!

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Build it. Find it.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Steal it. Do it now!

0:02:34 > 0:02:39Get out of here before my bum finds a new home on your head.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41GUBBO SIGHS

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Friends are supposed to help.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49They're supposed to do what you say.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51GROAN! Ahh!

0:02:51 > 0:02:53CRASH!

0:02:53 > 0:02:56If I'd had a friend helping, that wouldn't have happened.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58- ROBOTIC VOICE:- Level two.- Huh?

0:02:58 > 0:03:01- Please exit safely.- Ahh.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03I'm here to help.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06If my friends don't want to help, maybe I need to make a new friend.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08HAMMERING AND DRILLING

0:03:09 > 0:03:12- What do you think he's doing in there?- We don't care!

0:03:12 > 0:03:14As long as he's not bothering us.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16DRILLING CONTINUES

0:03:18 > 0:03:20I am here to help.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23ELECTRICITY CRACKLES

0:03:23 > 0:03:25THWACK!

0:03:26 > 0:03:29- Meet Gumbletron.- I am here to help.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Wow. You made a...

0:03:31 > 0:03:32metal thing.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36A metal friend who'll do everything I ask without questioning.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37And without complaining.

0:03:37 > 0:03:38So, you don't need me any more.

0:03:38 > 0:03:42- Oh - I'm SO disappointed.- I'm sorry, Bounce, but you heard Gumbletron.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44I am here to help.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51- Left, Gumbletron.- I am here to help.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54You, Gumbletron, are my most tinkmendous tink ever.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Hey, Gumbletron, think fast.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58CLANG!

0:03:58 > 0:03:59Bounce! SHE LAUGHS

0:03:59 > 0:04:01GUMBLETRON BEEPS AND WHIRS

0:04:01 > 0:04:03- Gumbletron is a delicate invention.- Ha!

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Not great at dodgegumble though, is she?

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Want to come play with us? Winner takes grubs.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12I'm building a grubberry bush irrigation system, here.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14I don't have time for games.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Gumbletron, hold this, please.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Figured out where all the water is going to come from?

0:04:18 > 0:04:20I'll work it out! I've got Gumbletron, now.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23She manages to help without spending the whole time

0:04:23 > 0:04:24asking stupid questions.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28- I am here to help. - BOUNCE SIGHS

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Fine, you stay here with your metal mate.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33I'm off to have real fun with real gumblechums.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Grub you later.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Come on, Gumbletron, let's shift this to the grubberry bushes.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41- It'll be quieter.- I am here to help.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Mmm.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Stupid piece of...

0:04:48 > 0:04:49Ah!

0:04:49 > 0:04:51- DISTANT: You see, Gumbletron...- Huh?

0:04:51 > 0:04:54You can't question a tink. It's pure. It's powerful.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56- Hmm.- The others don't understand.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00- Not like you.- I am here to help. - That's what I like to hear.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Ooh. Hello. A mechanical servant.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Just what I need.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Although, you never know what you're getting into with mechanicals.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Could be booby-trapped.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Maybe get some other nincombotter to do the dirty work.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18HE LAUGHS

0:05:20 > 0:05:22MUNCH MUNCH!

0:05:22 > 0:05:26Next one, Gumbletron. There we go. Irrigation system complete.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Now, all we need is the water.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Oh, yeah. The water. Ohh!

0:05:31 > 0:05:33I'm only saying this because she's not here,

0:05:33 > 0:05:35but maybe Bounce has a point.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38- Any ideas, Gumbletron? - I am here to help.

0:05:38 > 0:05:42Not helping, Gumbletron. OK, where's the water?

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Oh, yeah! The moat!

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Come on, Gumbletron. We're going to need a grub-load more hose.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Hup!

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Arrgh! SPLASH!

0:06:05 > 0:06:08- Oh.- Huh? Oooh.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10- Oooop?- Check it out!

0:06:10 > 0:06:11MUNCH!

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Who needs the others, right, Gumbletron?

0:06:13 > 0:06:14The perfect team.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18I'm confused.

0:06:18 > 0:06:23How can machine do walking AND talking?

0:06:23 > 0:06:24GUBBO SIGHS

0:06:24 > 0:06:29- You don't have to understand. You just have to grab it.- Ohhh.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Glob understand.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Check out the tinkmeister. Grubberry bushes - watered.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45So, were did you get the water?

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Ahh! The moat. Obvs.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51Don't we need the water in the moat to keep the bottersnikes away?

0:06:51 > 0:06:55Come on, grubbrain! There's plenty of water in the...

0:06:55 > 0:06:59- Crumbleguts!- Toot! Toot toot!

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Snipes! Coming this way!

0:07:03 > 0:07:06- And no moat!- Double crumbleguts!

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Got to stop the pump. Come on, Gumbletron.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11I am here to help.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15- Didn't there used to be water here?- Yeah.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18You two poopsnikes grab that mechanical...

0:07:19 > 0:07:22..I'll grab me some gumbles.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28- Waargh!- Quick, Gumbletron - this way!

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Ha-ha-ha!

0:07:31 > 0:07:33THEY MOAN

0:07:33 > 0:07:34Triple crumbleguts!

0:07:36 > 0:07:38One mechanical slave,

0:07:38 > 0:07:41and two squidgy slaves. Nice.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47GUMBLES STRUGGLE AND STRAIN

0:07:47 > 0:07:51Let me go, you hairy slime-covered bum wart!

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Shut up, grubmunchers.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56I want to see this metal servant.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58- I am here to help.- Hmm.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01We'll see about that. Get me that mattress stuffing!

0:08:06 > 0:08:09- I am here to help.- Hmmm.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12- Told you so.- Gubbo...

0:08:12 > 0:08:16You have done something not completely useless.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Rub my feet.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20I am here to help.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Oh. Ohhh!

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Good!

0:08:27 > 0:08:30That stinking snike is ordering around my Gumbletron!

0:08:30 > 0:08:32I'm the only one allowed to do that.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35BOUNCE MOANS/BOTTERSNIKES LAUGH

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Although, maybe if I had done a bit less ordering

0:08:37 > 0:08:39and a bit more listening...

0:08:42 > 0:08:44TINK! Maybe Gumbletron

0:08:44 > 0:08:47needs to do a bit less listening!

0:08:47 > 0:08:48Hup!

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Right a bit. Right a bit!

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Oh! Right there!

0:08:55 > 0:08:56Ohhhhhh.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58BOUNCE MOANS

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Throw it straight, this time!

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Waaaah! Oof!

0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Bounce!- Uh?

0:09:07 > 0:09:08Tink?!

0:09:08 > 0:09:12- Sorry about the whole ordering you around all the time thing.- It's OK.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14- Whoa!- Thing is, I'm going to order you around again.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17I need you to get me some alone time with Gumbletron.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20You want me to get you to that metal grubmuffin?

0:09:20 > 0:09:23I know I've been a wumpus, but now I need my real gumblechums.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25SHE SIGHS

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Whoa! Whoa! Waaah!

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Whoa! Oooh! Ahhh!

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Glob throw straight this time.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Glob promise.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Hup! Oof!

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Ow! Bah!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Who's shooting Gumbles at me?

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Get your heads ready for my bottom!

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Arrgh! Ha-ha!

0:09:51 > 0:09:52THUMP!

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Hmm.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00- THEY MOAN - And don't do it again!

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Help to here I am.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08- Do you help am I?- Bingo!

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Am I here? Help. Help. Help.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Ah. There you are.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Head sitting is exhausting.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Get me some food.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20- Please mind the doors.- Hah?

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Stop! Gubbo!

0:10:22 > 0:10:25- Ah! Arrrgh! Arrrgh!- Huh? Uh-oh.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Going down.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ow!

0:10:30 > 0:10:32THEY LAUGH

0:10:34 > 0:10:35Going down.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38- BOTH:- Ooooh! Ow! Ow!

0:10:38 > 0:10:40So, Gumbletron stopped taking orders, then?

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Ah! Arrgh!

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Ha-ha. My metal mate got a mind of her own.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48- To here help am I!- Arrrgh!

0:10:52 > 0:10:55- Arrrrgh!- Have a nice day.

0:10:55 > 0:10:56THEY SING AND CHEER

0:10:58 > 0:11:00- ALL:- Awww!

0:11:00 > 0:11:04- So, yeah. Less ordering about, more listening.- Hmm.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06I'll believe that when I see it.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08So, what are we going to do about the grubberry bushes?

0:11:08 > 0:11:11They still need watering.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13TINK! Wheels! We put the bushes on wheels

0:11:13 > 0:11:14and bring them to the moat.

0:11:14 > 0:11:18We can't just cut the bushes down. What about their roots?

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Bounce, you know when Tink tinks an idea,

0:11:20 > 0:11:22it can't be untunk. SHE SIGHS

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Go get me six - no, eight - wheels.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28Better make it ten. And springs!

0:11:28 > 0:11:30I'll need lots of springs!

0:11:30 > 0:11:33A large stone. I need a rusty spoon...

0:11:33 > 0:11:34See you back at the bus.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38..and something stretchy, about four and a half gumbles long.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Make it four and three quarters.