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0:00:41 > 0:00:45Who wants to know what this is?

0:00:45 > 0:00:51- We know already.- This is a wart from King Snike's bottom, got by me.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Tink, showing off isn't brave or clever,

0:00:54 > 0:00:58except when you've done something really brave,

0:00:58 > 0:01:01like snatching this trumpet from the top of the highest junk peak ever.

0:01:01 > 0:01:02PLAYS BRIEF TUNE

0:01:02 > 0:01:05True, but it's not a wart, now, is it?

0:01:05 > 0:01:09- Trumpet!- Wart! - Trumpet!- Wart!

0:01:09 > 0:01:13You two - collecting trophies is far too dangerous

0:01:13 > 0:01:15and not worth arguing about,

0:01:15 > 0:01:21because neither of those are as good as my snike burp in a jar!

0:01:21 > 0:01:23- Trumpet!- Wart!- Snike burp!

0:01:23 > 0:01:25- WILLI WHIMPERS - Trumpet!- Burp!- Wart!

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Will everyone just stop showing off their trophies?

0:01:28 > 0:01:30- Wart!- Trumpet!- Snike burp!

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Hmm.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34That way. More!

0:01:34 > 0:01:38Isn't mirror holder a gumble job, Your Odiousness?

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Shut up! Higher.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Something's wrong.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Oh! I'm too clean!

0:01:45 > 0:01:50Clear the area of snikes and arrange me a grime bath immediately.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54- Of course, Your Sliminess. - No, don't stand!

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Go like that so I can laugh at you.

0:01:58 > 0:02:04You look so stupid! Ha-ha-ha!

0:02:05 > 0:02:08- Wart!- Trumpet!- Burp in a jar!

0:02:08 > 0:02:11- Will you all just stop now? - Your time will come, Willi.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14You can't expect to have a trophy at your age.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Happi's right. You're a bit too young.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19- Little fella!- So cute! - Ha-ha-ha!

0:02:20 > 0:02:22- Wart.- Burp in a jar.- Trumpet.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24- Trumpet!- Oh, yeah?- Wart!

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Ah!

0:02:34 > 0:02:36# ..Covered in filth, muck and ooze,

0:02:36 > 0:02:40# Cos I'm rancid and vile and I honk and I stink. #

0:02:42 > 0:02:44HE SNIFFS

0:02:44 > 0:02:47# I'm the best king ever, I think,

0:02:47 > 0:02:51# Cos I'm rancid and vile and I honk and I stink. #

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Can't be this easy, can it?

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Who's there?

0:03:02 > 0:03:04- Ow! Ow!- Oh!

0:03:05 > 0:03:06Huh?

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Oh! Oh!

0:03:11 > 0:03:12What the butt?

0:03:14 > 0:03:15GROWLS

0:03:15 > 0:03:17I look beautiful!

0:03:17 > 0:03:22The most stupendous snike who ever walked the junkyard!

0:03:22 > 0:03:23- Mm. - Hm?

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Huh? You!

0:03:25 > 0:03:28- You're a gumble! - There's a very good reason for this.

0:03:28 > 0:03:33- Except I don't know it yet.- I don't care, you rubbery grub-guzzler!

0:03:33 > 0:03:36With hair like you, I'm a triumph!

0:03:36 > 0:03:41So stay here. Stay hair. Behave.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- Wart.- Trumpet.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46- YAWNING:- Burp in a...

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Where's Willi?

0:03:50 > 0:03:51Willi!

0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Willi!- Willi!- Willi!

0:03:54 > 0:03:56There we go.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58LOUD BANGING BOTH SCREAM

0:03:59 > 0:04:02GRUNTING AND SNARLING

0:04:06 > 0:04:08- BOTH:- Oh!

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Oh, hello!

0:04:11 > 0:04:13King got hair!

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Is that a gumble?

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Shut up! No, it's not a gumble!

0:04:18 > 0:04:23And if anyone ever says that again, I shall sit on their head!

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Understood?

0:04:25 > 0:04:27- Er...- Uh-huh, uh-huh.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Chenk right! It is gumble!

0:04:30 > 0:04:31- Grr! - Argh!

0:04:33 > 0:04:38Your new-look no-gumble-haired king needs to finish his bath,

0:04:38 > 0:04:41so all of you, clear off!

0:04:43 > 0:04:46No escaping, understand?

0:04:46 > 0:04:48No, no, 'course not!

0:04:49 > 0:04:54- Wah!- This "hair gel" should keep you in place. Ha!

0:04:54 > 0:04:59And this can go out of reach of squidgy little prying hands.

0:05:06 > 0:05:07Ah!

0:05:10 > 0:05:12SNORING

0:05:19 > 0:05:22STRAINING

0:05:22 > 0:05:24What's he doing?

0:05:30 > 0:05:31Great news - we're here!

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Come on! Let's get out of here!

0:05:41 > 0:05:42What are you doing?

0:05:49 > 0:05:50Uh-uh.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55Ah!

0:05:55 > 0:05:57GULPS

0:05:59 > 0:06:00Ah!

0:06:01 > 0:06:02Huh?

0:06:04 > 0:06:06STRAINING

0:06:08 > 0:06:10What? Give me that!

0:06:15 > 0:06:16Got you!

0:06:17 > 0:06:19You'll do.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Trying to steal my crown again?

0:06:28 > 0:06:30To the spangler with you!

0:06:30 > 0:06:34Wait! If you stretch me, I'll be no good as hair.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37You need punishing, but I also want hair.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Punishment or hair?

0:06:41 > 0:06:45Here tomorrow, spang tomorrow.

0:06:45 > 0:06:46Ah!

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Plan. Need a plan.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Huh! I got me a plan!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Ah! Mm!

0:07:03 > 0:07:07Totally stylish, Your Sireness.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Ah!

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Er, yeah, it's good hair. Yeah.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Nearly the best in Snike Hill.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Yes!

0:07:20 > 0:07:21Wait, what?!

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Chank! Take that gumble off your head!

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Er, the what, Your Frightfulness?

0:07:32 > 0:07:36Are you suggesting a snike would wear a gumble as a wig?

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Yes! No! I...

0:07:39 > 0:07:42- Oh, of course not.- Quite right.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45This is all my own hair and I'm very proud of it.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Oh.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Hooray!

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Oh! Good gusting!

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Run! Now!

0:08:10 > 0:08:11CHANK SIGHS

0:08:18 > 0:08:21- What?! - Oh!

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Tremendous!

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Quiffilicious!

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Argh!

0:08:45 > 0:08:46Buzzing!

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Fantastic!

0:08:56 > 0:08:57- Ooh! - Amazing!

0:09:00 > 0:09:03- Can't go on. - We'll run for it.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05KING SNARLS

0:09:05 > 0:09:08- Ow!- Oh, come on!

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Groovy!

0:09:12 > 0:09:13- Ready? - Er...

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Now!

0:09:20 > 0:09:21- Oh!- Willi!

0:09:23 > 0:09:28What? Chank's hair was a gumble all along?

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Huh? Didn't we already know that?

0:09:30 > 0:09:32- ALL:- Shh!

0:09:33 > 0:09:41Hmm. A gumble making Chank look stupid and embarrassing.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44This will not go unpunished.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46To the spangler!

0:09:48 > 0:09:49Ow! Ow!

0:09:49 > 0:09:51No. No, stop!

0:09:53 > 0:09:57Astonishment! The king's hair was also a gumble!

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Oh! But I thought...

0:10:01 > 0:10:05Oh, no, I'll go now.

0:10:05 > 0:10:06My hair was a gumble?

0:10:08 > 0:10:12Oh, damn their cunning trickery!

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Not Tink. Spang me instead!

0:10:16 > 0:10:20Who should I spang - this one, or this one?

0:10:22 > 0:10:27This one? Yes! No.

0:10:27 > 0:10:34- This one. This one.- No! - And then this one. I'm a genius.

0:10:35 > 0:10:41- Splendid beard! New? - Yeah, trying it out.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44I've always favoured the goatee.

0:10:44 > 0:10:45Load 'em up!

0:10:50 > 0:10:51- Huh?- Hmm.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Now!

0:10:56 > 0:11:00ALL YELLING

0:11:11 > 0:11:12Go, go, go!

0:11:18 > 0:11:21I'm sorry I dragged you all into this.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Well, it all worked out in the end,

0:11:23 > 0:11:28apart from you not having a trophy, unlike me with my burp in a jar!

0:11:28 > 0:11:30- Trumpet!- Wart!- Burp in a...

0:11:30 > 0:11:33I'm thinking this beats them all.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Snikes, attack!

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Bad idea?