Wise Guy

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0:00:08 > 0:00:10HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY

0:00:16 > 0:00:19SHEEP BLEATS Oh!

0:00:21 > 0:00:23HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY

0:00:40 > 0:00:42HE HUMS

0:00:42 > 0:00:45- Hey, Tink.- Hm?- Water makes plants grow and it makes snikes shrink

0:00:45 > 0:00:47and it doesn't do anything to gumbles.

0:00:47 > 0:00:51It's like water always knows the right thing to do - or does it?

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Here's what I know, it's a beautiful day for hunting grubs,

0:00:54 > 0:00:57- so why don't you...? - Go grubbing, yeah! Maybe. You think?

0:00:57 > 0:01:00- It might be fun. - Yeah, decide on your way.

0:01:03 > 0:01:04Willi?

0:01:05 > 0:01:07You want to be the dodge gumball?

0:01:07 > 0:01:09- Do I?- Yeah, you do.- Oh...

0:01:12 > 0:01:14If I play the game, I miss out on grubs.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17If I go grubbing, I miss the game.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19- FLATLY:- In your own time. We've got all day.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23Thanks, Bounce. Grubs or game? Hm.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26If you just relax and use you your gumbly noggin,

0:01:26 > 0:01:28you'll be able to make up your mind.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Hey, Willi! Have fun grubbing.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Oh, OK, I've decided on grubs.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Did I? I suppose I must have.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Far too atmospherical.

0:01:46 > 0:01:50And the weatherator is never wrong.

0:01:55 > 0:02:00Your Vileness, all the significations are there.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03All the what's are where?

0:02:03 > 0:02:08As the Royal predictor, I predict...

0:02:08 > 0:02:12it's going to rain!

0:02:12 > 0:02:14- Huh?- Huh?- Rain?

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Ah! Keep the King dry!

0:02:16 > 0:02:18To the mine. Hurry!

0:02:18 > 0:02:21- Doh! - KING GRUNTS

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Doh.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37You nincombotter! You're fired.

0:02:39 > 0:02:40Hm!

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Grumble guts.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50RUMBLING

0:02:52 > 0:02:53Ow! Oh, ow!

0:02:55 > 0:02:56Grumble guts!

0:02:59 > 0:03:01RUMBLING

0:03:01 > 0:03:02Oh!

0:03:08 > 0:03:09Whoa!

0:03:14 > 0:03:17HE MOANS Grumble guts.

0:03:22 > 0:03:23Huh?

0:03:24 > 0:03:28'My friend, you have chosen the wrong path.'

0:03:28 > 0:03:29I sure did.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Hello.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Do you mind?

0:03:37 > 0:03:41'You and I are destined to share a path.'

0:03:41 > 0:03:42Oh!

0:03:46 > 0:03:47SQUEAKING

0:03:47 > 0:03:51So, hey, what do you think? Is it safe to cross?

0:03:51 > 0:03:54- 'My answer is yes.'- OK.

0:04:00 > 0:04:04HE GRUNTS

0:04:05 > 0:04:07LOUD CRASH Oh!

0:04:07 > 0:04:11'My friend, you have chosen the correct path.'

0:04:11 > 0:04:12Ha-ha!

0:04:13 > 0:04:16HE GRUNTS HAPPILY

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Double gumblot. Winners!

0:04:20 > 0:04:23- Doesn't count. - Yeah, no way it counts!

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Happi?

0:04:25 > 0:04:29Hm? Oh, sorry. Just found this. Oh!

0:04:30 > 0:04:34HE CLEARS THROAT I believe we might help.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Everybody, meet Wise Guy.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40- He has the answer to everything.- Hm.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42OK, does that double gumblot count?

0:04:44 > 0:04:46'My answer is yes!'

0:04:46 > 0:04:52- Ha-ha! Yay! It counts. - Just cos that thing says so...

0:04:52 > 0:04:56'Some enemies deserve to become allies.'

0:04:56 > 0:04:59That is so true.

0:04:59 > 0:05:03Oh, fine. Good Dodge gumball.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07Hm. Wise guy has spoken!

0:05:09 > 0:05:11You are sure Wise Guy is leading us to grubs?

0:05:11 > 0:05:14I mean, personally, I love going in circles, but...

0:05:14 > 0:05:16'My answer is yes.'

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Ha-ha!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20HE GASPS Oh!

0:05:23 > 0:05:25SQUEAKING

0:05:28 > 0:05:30- ALL:- Wise Guy has spoken.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33SNORING

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Now that I have the best advisor ever, I want to do something

0:05:39 > 0:05:42that is great for everyone. Any ideas?

0:05:42 > 0:05:46'Some enemies deserve to become allies.'

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Hm!

0:05:48 > 0:05:52Enemies? You mean bottersnikes?

0:05:52 > 0:05:55'My answer is yes!'

0:05:55 > 0:05:59We should probably talk this over with the other gumbles.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Tink, maybe. Or Happi.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04'My answer is no.'

0:06:04 > 0:06:06OK.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16You sure about this, Wise Guy?

0:06:16 > 0:06:20'You and I are destined to share a path.'

0:06:23 > 0:06:25GRUNTING

0:06:25 > 0:06:27First, you predictulate rain.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Now you get me all snugulated!

0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Um, hello, bottersnike.- Huh?

0:06:37 > 0:06:41Oh! Hello...gumble.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48Some enemies deserve to become allies.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52They do, eh?

0:06:52 > 0:06:57- Superluxerative. - HE LAUGHS

0:06:57 > 0:06:59HE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY

0:06:59 > 0:07:03'My friend, you have chosen the wrong path.'

0:07:03 > 0:07:05HE GASPS

0:07:05 > 0:07:09And what have we got here?

0:07:12 > 0:07:17Your Vileness, may I present you

0:07:17 > 0:07:21with one entroubled gumble spy

0:07:21 > 0:07:25and his creepsy talking thingy?

0:07:25 > 0:07:28That thing, it talks? Give, eh.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Say something. Out with it!

0:07:36 > 0:07:40You need to pull the stringacal, yeah.

0:07:42 > 0:07:47- 'You and I are destined to share a path.'- Hm.

0:07:47 > 0:07:51Wise Guy, you're a traitor!

0:07:52 > 0:07:55'My answer is yes.'

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Wise Guy, I like your style.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03So, what will we do with this gumble?

0:08:03 > 0:08:04Stick him in a can?

0:08:04 > 0:08:07'My answer is no.'

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Huh? What, then?

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Put him to work in the mattress mine.

0:08:11 > 0:08:15'My friend, you have chosen the correct path.'

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Of course I have.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Take that gumble to the mattress mine.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Grumble guts.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25HE GRUNTS

0:08:26 > 0:08:30I can't believe I was dumb enough to think Wise Guy was a friend.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34HE LAUGHS

0:08:34 > 0:08:38Wise Guy, tell me, is it going to rain?

0:08:38 > 0:08:40'My answer is no.'

0:08:40 > 0:08:44No rain coming? So, Weathersnike is wrong.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47He really is a little traitor.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Get gone, Weathersnike. You're fired! Again.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54HE LAUGHS

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Maybe Happi and Tink are right.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58I should use my own gumbly noggin.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03STRAINING: Must...use... gumbly noggin.

0:09:03 > 0:09:07Think...of...escape...plan.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09THUNDER CLAPS

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Ha! Now I have this talky thingy,

0:09:14 > 0:09:18nothing can stop me. Nothing!

0:09:18 > 0:09:20THUNDER CLAPS

0:09:20 > 0:09:22THEY SCREAM

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Oh!

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Rain!

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Just as I...

0:09:31 > 0:09:34- HIGH-PITCHED VOICE:- ..just as I predictulated. Ha...ooh.

0:09:36 > 0:09:37Oh!

0:09:37 > 0:09:41How am I supposed to think of a plan with all this dripping?

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Oh! Dripping!

0:09:44 > 0:09:46It's raining.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Thank you, gumbly noggin.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51HE PANTS

0:09:55 > 0:09:56Get back to work!

0:10:09 > 0:10:12No, gumble. Bad gumble.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14- METAL RATTLING - Huh?

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Oh!

0:10:19 > 0:10:20THEY SCREAM

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Great work, gumbly noggin.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27- IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: - You said no rain.

0:10:27 > 0:10:28What's going on?

0:10:28 > 0:10:32'My friend, you have chosen the wrong path.'

0:10:32 > 0:10:34You mean you tricked me?

0:10:34 > 0:10:37'My answer is yes.'

0:10:37 > 0:10:39HE GASPS

0:10:39 > 0:10:42HE GRUNTS

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Wise Guy!

0:10:47 > 0:10:50No!

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Is this goodbye, Wise Guy?

0:11:03 > 0:11:06'Do you really need to ask this question?'

0:11:11 > 0:11:14I'm really going to miss you, Wise Guy, and your advice.

0:11:14 > 0:11:18I guess I'm going to have to use my gumbly noggin for myself.

0:11:18 > 0:11:23'My friend, you have chosen the correct path.

0:11:23 > 0:11:24'My friend.'

0:11:24 > 0:11:26My friend.

0:11:31 > 0:11:32Hm.