The Spangler

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0:00:41 > 0:00:44- Hee-hee-hee! - Ha-ha-ha!

0:00:45 > 0:00:48He-he-he-he!

0:00:48 > 0:00:52- Tink's gaining, Bounce.- Under control, Willi. Check this out!

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Whoa!

0:00:55 > 0:00:57- Oof! - Ugh!

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Ugh. Good shot.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03- COUGHS - Bagsy your bat next time, Bounce.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06What can I say? Everyone wants to work with the best.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09You want to be careful, Bounce. Don't want to spang yourself.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Yeah. Don't spang yourself.

0:01:12 > 0:01:13What's spang?

0:01:13 > 0:01:18If you really, really overstretch, you spang, and get stuck like that.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20- Takes weeks to unspang. - SHUDDERS

0:01:20 > 0:01:23No spanging for someone with these skills.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26This for the pock-pock world championship.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Yes! Champion-i!

0:01:31 > 0:01:35- No way! That was out. - Out of your league, you mean.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Out of sight, more like. Point to Tink.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Whoever gets the next point is Gumble pock-pock champion!

0:01:43 > 0:01:47- One question.- How are we going to play that oh-so-important point...

0:01:47 > 0:01:51BOTH: Without a ball?

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Don't see why we have to patrol. It's not like we're...

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Under attack! Under attack!

0:01:58 > 0:02:00- Grr!- Ugh!- Grr.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13We've got to stop those snikes. Ugh!

0:02:13 > 0:02:17- I can't win that match without that ball.- We could call it a draw.

0:02:17 > 0:02:21- Hmm? - Or use another ball, maybe.

0:02:21 > 0:02:25That's the only pock-pock ball we've ever found, ever.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Finishing the game's not worth scrambling with snikes, Bounce.

0:02:28 > 0:02:33- You would say that. You were about to lose.- Nothing to do with that.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Not much to do with that.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37- Maybe a bit. - Busted! Come on.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Ugh! Good shot, sire.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50I love this game!

0:02:53 > 0:02:57- Do you even have a plan?- We'll be in and out before they realise.

0:02:57 > 0:02:58It's the middle of the day.

0:02:58 > 0:03:04Trust me, snikes take their midday nap really seriously.

0:03:04 > 0:03:05She has a point.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07SIGHS

0:03:12 > 0:03:16SNORING

0:03:16 > 0:03:20- Want to see how far a master Gumbler can stretch, Willi?- Nice.

0:03:21 > 0:03:26- This is not a plan. It's a one-way ticket to spang-town.- Relax, boys.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Everything's jiggly.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Ow! Ah.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Just a little further...

0:03:53 > 0:03:55SPANG

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Argh! Spit and snikes.

0:03:57 > 0:04:01Ow! What's that? Snake!

0:04:01 > 0:04:04- Argh! - Wozzle-wozzle-wozzle!

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Snake with a hand!

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Argh! Oh! Ooooh!

0:04:17 > 0:04:19- Ow! Argh! - Oh!

0:04:22 > 0:04:26It's not a snake, it's a Gumble! Grab it!

0:04:26 > 0:04:31- A little help here.- It's gone numb. I can't feel anything.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Oh! Lucky you.

0:04:34 > 0:04:35Urgh!

0:04:40 > 0:04:43- It's stuck. I'll get it. - No, Willi, wait!- Wheeeee!

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Hup! Hup! Hup!

0:04:49 > 0:04:51- Ooh! - Got you.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53You lot, get them.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56- Argh! - Argh!

0:05:03 > 0:05:06- Oh! - Here, let me just...- Whoa!

0:05:07 > 0:05:10Good. Right, if we head over the giant cliff...

0:05:10 > 0:05:12- Hey, you OK? - Waaa!

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Do I look OK?

0:05:15 > 0:05:22I spanged, Tink. Me! Rescue Willi on your own. I'd only get in the way.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25- Oh, come on, Bounce. - Look at me! I'm useless.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27You're not useless. You're feeling sorry for yourself.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Pull it together.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31See you back at the bush.

0:05:33 > 0:05:38Right, you squashy pipsqueak. What's with the snaky hand?

0:05:38 > 0:05:41The what? Oh, you mean Bounce when she spanged.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Spanged?

0:05:44 > 0:05:47It's when a Gumble overstretches, and they can't ping back.

0:05:47 > 0:05:52Hmm. A way to stop Gumbles being so stretchy might also stop them

0:05:52 > 0:05:54being so hard to catch.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57Yeah. I like it!

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Gubbo!

0:06:01 > 0:06:02SIGHS

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Build me one of your contraption-ma-jigs.

0:06:05 > 0:06:10Something that'll stretch out a Gumble until it spangs.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12- GULPS - A Gumble spanger?

0:06:14 > 0:06:18- So, I need backup. - Watch out for this machine.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21- Being spanged is no laughing matter. - Tell me about it.

0:06:24 > 0:06:28- Come on, Bounce, snap out of it. - No, Merri, she snapped INTO it.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36OK, so you can't Gumble, but you can still be useful.

0:06:36 > 0:06:41Absolutely, if I need my back scratched from a long way off.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Or if I fancy a skip and haven't got a rope.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51Not helping, you two. Bounce, we need you.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Well, I guess the worst's already happened.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03- Ow! - Hey!

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Ugh! See? Useless.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Shh! WILLI SHUDDERS

0:07:09 > 0:07:13I call it the Spangler!

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Very ugly!

0:07:15 > 0:07:18- I like it. - Then you'll love this.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23He-he-he-he-he-he-he-he!

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Gumble goes in here.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28ALL GASP

0:07:33 > 0:07:36- ALL GASP - Ha-ha!

0:07:36 > 0:07:41Spanged! Now, let's see what it does to a real Gumble.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43TWANG TWANG

0:07:43 > 0:07:44Got to get Gumbling. Bounce?

0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Bounce? - Huh? What can I do?

0:07:48 > 0:07:51- Stay here. - Yeah, that's what I figured.

0:07:51 > 0:07:56- And if we get in trouble, cause a distraction, OK?- Distracting.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58About all I'm good for. SIGHS

0:08:01 > 0:08:03BOTH GRUNTING

0:08:03 > 0:08:07Won't come out.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Nyee! - Argh!

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Whoa!- Huh?

0:08:22 > 0:08:26- Gumble! - Merri, no!- There's another one.

0:08:29 > 0:08:33- GASPS - Hey! Over here, slime-bum!

0:08:33 > 0:08:36- What? - OK, didn't think that through.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Er...

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Get 'em! Get 'em all!

0:08:42 > 0:08:46My distraction needs a distraction. Come on, Bounce.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Whoa!

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Gotcha!

0:08:55 > 0:08:59This day gets better and better. Spang 'em, all of 'em!

0:09:02 > 0:09:06Surely you're not going to put all of us in at the same time, are you?

0:09:06 > 0:09:08No. Why would I want to do that?

0:09:08 > 0:09:13Because you'd spang us into one big tangled up mess.

0:09:13 > 0:09:18- You monster!- Exactly. I knew that. Do it, Gubbo.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21- All at once. - Hole's not big enough.

0:09:21 > 0:09:25Then make it big enough! Do I have to do all the thinking around here?

0:09:25 > 0:09:27"Do I have to do all the thinking?"

0:09:29 > 0:09:32You got Willi caught, you got everyone caught.

0:09:32 > 0:09:37Now you've got yourself caught on a stupid washing line.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Ow!

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Unless...

0:09:44 > 0:09:46GRUNTING

0:09:47 > 0:09:50SPANG Oh! Hmm.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53If you can't beat 'em, spang 'em. A-ha-ha-ha!

0:09:55 > 0:10:03It is with great pleasure that I unveil my new improved Spangler.

0:10:09 > 0:10:10QUIET TRIUMPHANT CHUCKLING

0:10:10 > 0:10:14Get a move on! I'm angling for a spangling.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:10:19 > 0:10:22- On three. One...- Seven...- Three!

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Argh! Seize 'em! Squeeze 'em!

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Huh?

0:10:32 > 0:10:33Oh!

0:10:33 > 0:10:36- Come on, faster!- Gumbles!

0:10:40 > 0:10:41Oh, get off!

0:10:41 > 0:10:45- Win and lose, Bounce! - Face facts, Tink, I'm a champion.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Look what your stupid machine did.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56SIGHS

0:10:56 > 0:11:00I wonder what it does to useless Bottersnikes?

0:11:00 > 0:11:02- He-he-he.- Wah!

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Argh! Ooh!

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Whoa! Whoa! Argh!

0:11:11 > 0:11:12Ow.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15- He-he! - Ha-ha!

0:11:17 > 0:11:20- You jiggly with me stepping in, Bounce?- Yuh-huh.

0:11:20 > 0:11:24I'm taking it easy till these beauties unspang themselves.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Maybe now I can win this thing.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30GRUNTS

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Oh!

0:11:34 > 0:11:37- Fast learner. - He-he-he-he-he!

0:11:37 > 0:11:39- Ha-ha-ha! - Ha-ha-ha!