Gum Fu Gumble

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0:00:40 > 0:00:42PANS BANGING

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Huh? Huh?!

0:00:44 > 0:00:45It's early!

0:00:45 > 0:00:47You know what they say about the early Gumble.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49No.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50Yes.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52The early Gumble gets the...

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Ha! Huh! Woo!

0:00:56 > 0:00:59Hey-hey-hey!

0:00:59 > 0:01:00..Snike.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03No, it's grub. It's definitely "gets the grub."

0:01:05 > 0:01:09Grrr. Ha! Ay! Aya!

0:01:09 > 0:01:11THEY GASP

0:01:11 > 0:01:12Woo-ha!

0:01:12 > 0:01:13Yaaaah!

0:01:13 > 0:01:15- BOTH:- Whoa!

0:01:15 > 0:01:19- That...- Was...- BOTH:- Gum-believable.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20THEY LAUGH

0:01:20 > 0:01:23You're not so big and tough.

0:01:23 > 0:01:24- And all like...- Wait.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26What are you?

0:01:26 > 0:01:29That is a gum fu pummelsnike.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Gum pum what now?

0:01:31 > 0:01:35Gum fu is the ancient Gumble martial art

0:01:35 > 0:01:38that can be learned in one easy lesson.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41A pummelsnike is used in the training.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45- There's a Gumble martial art?- That can be learned in one easy lesson?

0:01:45 > 0:01:47You just saw it.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Gum fu has made me the Gumble I am today.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54So you're a Snike-bottom-kicking gum fu master?

0:01:54 > 0:01:56You just saw him pummel that pumpkinsnike.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00A wise gum fu Gumble does not seek a rumble.

0:02:00 > 0:02:04I only keep up my gum fu to stay in shape.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07But with that big tum you can kick Snike bum?

0:02:07 > 0:02:10A Gumble should always use his brains first.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14The wise know gum fu is the last thing you do.

0:02:14 > 0:02:18If I knew gum fu, it would be the first thing I'd do.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21Will you teach us gum fu in one easy lesson?

0:02:21 > 0:02:22You're like totally...

0:02:22 > 0:02:26HE GIBBERS

0:02:28 > 0:02:29..awesome!

0:02:29 > 0:02:32And we want to learn from the awesome gum fu master.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34That's you. Pa-pow!

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Well, I...

0:02:36 > 0:02:41Of course. The master welcomes his new pupils.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43THEY LAUGH

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Oh!

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Ah.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Weathersnike, explain this.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Your whole body has fallen asleep.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57What?! Urgh!

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Your foot fell asleep.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02And that spread to the rest of your body.

0:03:02 > 0:03:07With all the being carried and the just sitting - on heads -

0:03:07 > 0:03:11your muscles have nodded off.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Well, wake them up!

0:03:13 > 0:03:16You do know how, don't you?

0:03:16 > 0:03:18O-o-o-of course!

0:03:18 > 0:03:24The best remedy for Bottersnike whole-body-sleep-ism

0:03:24 > 0:03:26is the practice of...

0:03:26 > 0:03:27Um...

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Yo...

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Huh?

0:03:31 > 0:03:34..yoga. Yes.

0:03:34 > 0:03:39For centuries used to awaken the central Bottersystem.

0:03:39 > 0:03:45This yo-ga better work.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Or I'll fall on your head.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50On the path of gum fu,

0:03:50 > 0:03:55one must at all times remember the 12 words of Gumfucius.

0:03:55 > 0:04:01"Only by swimming across an ocean can you feel like a tired fish."

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Do exactly what I do.

0:04:05 > 0:04:06HE EXHALES

0:04:06 > 0:04:09- BOTH:- Do exactly what I do.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10THEY EXHALE

0:04:10 > 0:04:12HE SIGHS

0:04:12 > 0:04:15THEY SIGH

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Ooh-hee-yu-ahh!

0:04:18 > 0:04:22Oh-hee-oo-ooh.

0:04:22 > 0:04:23THEY BOTH LAUGH

0:04:23 > 0:04:26- BOTH:- Oh-hee-oo-ooh.

0:04:26 > 0:04:27HE GROANS

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Ah! Hi-ya!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31THEY LAUGH

0:04:31 > 0:04:35- BOTH:- Ooh. Yeeeow!

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Ah-ooh-hoo-whoa!

0:04:38 > 0:04:41- BOTH:- Waahhh!

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Oh!

0:04:43 > 0:04:45HE CHUCKLES

0:04:45 > 0:04:47THEY LAUGH

0:04:47 > 0:04:50It's time for the final level.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53I do not know what I am doing.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55- BOTH:- What?!

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Only when you do not know what you are doing

0:04:58 > 0:05:02can you embrace all there is of gum fu-ing.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06THEY LAUGH

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Ooh-ya!

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Oww-whoa!

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Woo! Yeeee!

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Yaaa!

0:05:18 > 0:05:19Now you.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Uh, we couldn't.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Do you know what you're doing?

0:05:24 > 0:05:26- Not a clue.- No. Uh-uh.

0:05:26 > 0:05:27Then you are ready.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29- BOTH:- Ahhh!

0:05:29 > 0:05:32Huh! Uh?

0:05:32 > 0:05:36Whoa-ahh!

0:05:39 > 0:05:41How was that, Master Happi?

0:05:41 > 0:05:45As effective as the most skilled gum fu-er.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48- BOTH:- Gum fu!

0:05:48 > 0:05:50GONG RINGS

0:05:50 > 0:05:57Yoga has over 11 poses.

0:05:57 > 0:06:03This post is known as the...the...

0:06:03 > 0:06:06curly floater.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07Oooh! Ahhh!

0:06:07 > 0:06:08Huh?

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Oh.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Oh... Ah!

0:06:12 > 0:06:18Huh. Is there a pose called the doomed bluffer?

0:06:18 > 0:06:19Oh, you're in it.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Grrrr.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26We have mastered gum fu.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29We are now tired fish.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31THEY LAUGH

0:06:31 > 0:06:36Gum fu of mind, we could kick your behind.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Hut-hut-wooo!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42THEY LAUGH

0:06:42 > 0:06:46You may laugh but we shall prove ourselves worthy.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49We are going to gum fu some Botterbottom.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54- BOTH:- Hi-yah...

0:06:55 > 0:06:57THE OTHERS LAUGH

0:06:59 > 0:07:01What are we laughing at?

0:07:01 > 0:07:02The twins are pretending

0:07:02 > 0:07:05they're going to trash the Snikes with gum fu.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09Oh, ah, they...they may not be pretending.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11SHE LAUGHS

0:07:11 > 0:07:12Come on.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16Even the twins know gum fu is the world's most useless martial art.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Don't they?

0:07:18 > 0:07:21I-I-I may...not have mentioned that.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23THEY LAUGH

0:07:23 > 0:07:25GRUNTS

0:07:25 > 0:07:32And transitionise into the flapping plop.

0:07:32 > 0:07:36Bottersnikes. And they're learning gum fu.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38They must have found out we were coming.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40HE GROANS

0:07:40 > 0:07:41Oh!

0:07:41 > 0:07:45We have to gum fu fast before they finish their one easy lesson.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50You just forgot to mention the teeny tiny extremely crucial fact

0:07:50 > 0:07:52that gum fu is totally womp?

0:07:52 > 0:07:55I-I-I was going to mention it eventually.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57- When?- Next lesson.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59- ALL:- There is only one lesson.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01I was just...

0:08:01 > 0:08:06I got so caught up in them being so caught up in me being Master Happi.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Maybe they won't run into any Snikes.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10Toot-toot!

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Or maybe they will.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Prepare for a trip to Bum-Kick City.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Huh?

0:08:21 > 0:08:26Well, well, well. I once had a holiday in Bum-Kick City.

0:08:26 > 0:08:27As long as I'm doing the kicking

0:08:27 > 0:08:29it's a top destination.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31And I think I'll be doing the kicking.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Hmm.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34Where have you been keeping these?

0:08:34 > 0:08:36That's not important right now.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39I put the twins in danger, I have to get them out of it.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41You are not on your own, Happi.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44As long as your plan doesn't involve more gum fu.

0:08:44 > 0:08:45It involves more gum fu.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47THEY GROAN

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Prepare to be gum fu'd.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Ha! But you are totally outnumbered!

0:08:54 > 0:08:58Now we have no idea how many Snikes are there.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00- Five.- Shush!

0:09:00 > 0:09:01Huh?

0:09:01 > 0:09:04- BOTH:- Whoa-ahh!

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Should we be worried about this...

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Gum fu?

0:09:08 > 0:09:10THEY PANT

0:09:10 > 0:09:13- THE TWINS:- We've got no idea what we are doing!

0:09:15 > 0:09:18- BOTH:- Hoo-hoo-ho-ah!

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Uh... I was not expecting this.

0:09:21 > 0:09:25- Oh, it's so...expressive.- Huh?

0:09:25 > 0:09:27- BOTH:- Ha-ha-hoo-ho-ah!

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Blindfolds.

0:09:29 > 0:09:30THEY GROAN

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Mmmm.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Why is the gum fu not working?

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Bored now. Seize them!

0:09:39 > 0:09:41THEY PANT

0:09:41 > 0:09:43THEY SHOUT

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Ha-ha-haaah!

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Ow! Ahhh!

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Ahhhhh!

0:09:54 > 0:09:55- BOTH:- Ooh.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58- CRACKING - Ow! Ow!

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Oh.

0:10:00 > 0:10:04Now that's how you awaken the central Bottersystem.

0:10:04 > 0:10:05Oh.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07THEY GULP

0:10:07 > 0:10:08Thank you.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10But you're still getting seized.

0:10:10 > 0:10:11Huh?

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Huh?

0:10:16 > 0:10:17Gumbles.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21- ALL:- We do not know what we're doing!

0:10:21 > 0:10:23- ALL:- Hoo-yoo-ho-ah!

0:10:25 > 0:10:29How are the Gumbles beating up those Snikes?

0:10:29 > 0:10:31And who are those Snikes?

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Should we help them?

0:10:35 > 0:10:39Hm. Did they help us when we were under attack?

0:10:39 > 0:10:40Hmm.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47Hm. They seem to have it under control.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49MUFFLED SHOUTS

0:10:52 > 0:10:57I wonder if there are any more Snikes we can gum fu.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01They can't see we're here.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04We should just...

0:11:11 > 0:11:14Saved by gum fu.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16HE CHUCKLES

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Gum fu doesn't work.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21- BOTH:- What?! - He told us...- But I did...

0:11:21 > 0:11:22I do...

0:11:22 > 0:11:25THEY SPEAK OVER EACH OTHER

0:11:25 > 0:11:28- BOTH:- Ohhh! Twin Fu.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31W-w-wait! I can expl...

0:11:34 > 0:11:38Huh. This never happened to Gumfucius.

0:11:38 > 0:11:39Oh!