Episode 1

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06'Yes, it's Buzz And Tell, the busiest, buzziest quiz on TV.'

0:00:06 > 0:00:09APPLAUSE

0:00:09 > 0:00:15'And here's your host, Walter Flipstick.'

0:00:15 > 0:00:18This is Buzz And Tell. Let's meet the contestants.

0:00:18 > 0:00:22My name's Melanie Wiggles. I'm learning about carrots.

0:00:22 > 0:00:27My name is Karl. I'm learning about nuts.

0:00:27 > 0:00:31My name is Henrietta Peck. I'm learning to fly.

0:00:31 > 0:00:35I'm Charles Cheese. I just love cheese!

0:00:37 > 0:00:39My name is Mr Biscuits.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42I'm taking lessons in advanced biscuit technology.

0:00:42 > 0:00:47Now it's time to ask some questions. Fingers on buzzers.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50See if you can spot the missing word.

0:00:50 > 0:00:55One, two...three, four, five Once I caught a fish...

0:00:55 > 0:00:57With chips.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59It's fish and chips, isn't it?

0:00:59 > 0:01:00- What? - BUZZER

0:01:00 > 0:01:04It's, "Once I caught a fish and pie."

0:01:04 > 0:01:05Pie?

0:01:05 > 0:01:07BUZZER

0:01:07 > 0:01:10- Is it, for supper?- No.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Me, please. Mr Walter, I know this.

0:01:13 > 0:01:14You need to buzz, Karl.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17OK. Bzzzzzz!

0:01:17 > 0:01:21No, not like that. You have a buzzer on your desk. Press it.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24I can't. My hand's in the air.

0:01:24 > 0:01:25Use your other one.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27I can't. I'm holding my lunch.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Well, put your hand down.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31OK, if you insist.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33BUZZER

0:01:33 > 0:01:36I can't remember the question!

0:01:36 > 0:01:39One, two, three, four, five Once I caught a fish...

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Alive!

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Once I caught a fish alive!

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Well done, Karl! That's one point to you.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Our next round is the picture round. Take a look.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56What is this and which animal does it belong to?

0:01:56 > 0:01:59- This is the noise the animal makes. - QUACK!

0:01:59 > 0:02:01BUZZER

0:02:01 > 0:02:04That's a diving board.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07What kind of animal has a diving board?

0:02:07 > 0:02:11My cousin's got a swimming pool AND a diving board.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14That might be the case, but I was...

0:02:14 > 0:02:16BUZZER

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Was that noise a fire engine?

0:02:18 > 0:02:21If it was, that's a fireman's helmet.

0:02:21 > 0:02:25No, it's not a fireman's helmet. It belongs to an animal!

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Me! Please, Mr Walter, I know this.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31- Er, buzzer, Karl.- Oh!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Oh, yes! I did it again!

0:02:33 > 0:02:35BUZZER

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Is it an orange sweetie?

0:02:37 > 0:02:38No.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40BUZZER

0:02:40 > 0:02:41That noise was a duck.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44It must be a duck's bill.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Yes! At last! That's one point to you, Melanie.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49APPLAUSE

0:02:49 > 0:02:52OK, now it's time for our numbers round.

0:02:52 > 0:02:57If I had two apples in this hand, ha-ha, and two apples in this hand,

0:02:57 > 0:02:59what would I have?

0:02:59 > 0:03:02- Big hands.- What?!

0:03:02 > 0:03:03BUZZER

0:03:03 > 0:03:05A healthy diet.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Not really. You've got to add them up!

0:03:08 > 0:03:10BUZZER

0:03:10 > 0:03:13It's two plus two, which is... Er...

0:03:13 > 0:03:15THUNK!

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Anyway, it's four.

0:03:20 > 0:03:24You've got it, Henrietta and chick. It's four apples.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Now it's time for our sound round.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Tell me what the sound is.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32WAVES CRASH GENTLY, GULLS CRY

0:03:32 > 0:03:33BUZZER

0:03:33 > 0:03:36A hairdryer and a squeaky wheel.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39- Oh... No. - BUZZER

0:03:39 > 0:03:43Is it a man blowing up a balloon and rubbing it?

0:03:43 > 0:03:45- No! - BUZZER

0:03:45 > 0:03:48It's the sea and a seagull. It's the seaside!

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Thank you. One point to you.

0:03:51 > 0:03:52APPLAUSE

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Thank goodness,

0:03:54 > 0:03:57it's our last round, and it's general knowledge.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Fingers on buzzers.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01What day comes after Friday?

0:04:01 > 0:04:03BUZZER

0:04:03 > 0:04:05My birthday.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08- Having a party? I'll bring cheese! - I'll bring biscuits.

0:04:08 > 0:04:12Does anybody know the answer?

0:04:12 > 0:04:13BUZZER

0:04:13 > 0:04:15No!

0:04:15 > 0:04:19- I do! Me!- You need to press your... - My buzzer.

0:04:19 > 0:04:20Yes!

0:04:20 > 0:04:22BUZZER

0:04:22 > 0:04:26The day after Friday is Saturday.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Yes! One point to you, Karl.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31That's the end of Buzz And Tell today.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Let's look at the scores.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38So, our winner is Karl, with two points!

0:04:38 > 0:04:43And your special prize, Karl, is... a great big nut.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Thank you, everybody!

0:04:46 > 0:04:48I love nuts!

0:04:48 > 0:04:52Goodbye. Thank you for watching Buzz And Tell.

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