0:00:02 > 0:00:04..the jolliest and jokiest quiz on TV...
0:00:04 > 0:00:06CHEERING
0:00:07 > 0:00:11..featuring your tickly, tashed host,
0:00:11 > 0:00:14Walter Flipstick!
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Hello and welcome to Buzz & Tell.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19Let's meet our contestants today. We have...
0:00:19 > 0:00:23I'm Melanie Wiggles and I'm very interested in carrots.
0:00:23 > 0:00:28I'm Ken Koala and I'm interested in trying to talk...
0:00:28 > 0:00:30LOUDER!
0:00:30 > 0:00:36My name is Orange Bernard and I'm interested in, well, bananas really.
0:00:36 > 0:00:41I'm Charles Cheese and I'm interested in chee-eese!
0:00:41 > 0:00:46I'm Mr Biscuits and I'm interested in biscuits.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48- CHEERING - Thank you, everyone.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50It's time to play Buzz & Tell. Fingers on buzzers,
0:00:50 > 0:00:53this is our missing-word round.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Now buzz and tell me what's the missing word.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59The tooth fairy visits when a wobbly what falls out?
0:01:01 > 0:01:02Jelly!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04No, Charles.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Banana trifle.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09No, Orange Bernard.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12A wobbly tummy.
0:01:12 > 0:01:17No, Melanie. Listen carefully to the question. The tooth fairy...
0:01:17 > 0:01:22The TOOTH fairy visits when a wobbly what falls out?
0:01:24 > 0:01:28This is hard, because you never see the tooth fairy.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30She's shy like me.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Yes, I'm sure she is, Ken, but I'm afraid that's not the answer.
0:01:35 > 0:01:40Tooth, Mr Flipstick. The answer must be tooth.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43You're right, Mr Biscuits. It is tooth and that's a point to you.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Now for our picture round. Here's a picture -
0:01:48 > 0:01:50you have to buzz and tell me what it is.
0:01:50 > 0:01:51Take a look. What's this?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56It's a box.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57It's not a box.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59It looks like a box.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00Well, it isn't a box.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Not even a thin box?
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Not even a thin. It's not a fat, tall or short box. It's not a box.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Is it a pile of paper?
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Getting closer, Charles Cheese.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14A writing pad for taking notes.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Even closer, Melanie Wiggles.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20It's something that opens up.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21A box.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22OTHERS: It's not a box!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24All right.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26I think it's a book.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29It is indeed a book. One point to Charles Cheese.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30CHEERING
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Now on to our numbers round. If we have five biscuits
0:02:34 > 0:02:37and Charles Cheese ate three of them, what would we have?
0:02:37 > 0:02:39I haven't had any biscuits.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Mr Flipstick said you did.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Three, to be precise.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Who'd have thought a little mouse could eat all those biscuits?
0:02:46 > 0:02:50No, no, no. No, really, Charles HASN'T had any...
0:02:50 > 0:02:54When did he eat them? I haven't seen any biscuits.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Because he's eaten them all.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57I didn't eat any biscuits.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00I'll put it another way. If I had five biscuits
0:03:00 > 0:03:04- and- I- ate three of them, how many would- I- have left?
0:03:05 > 0:03:11There would be five, take away three, leaving two biscuits.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Two biscuits is the correct answer. One point to Ken Koala.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Now time for our final round.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20It's our sound round. Listen to this sound,
0:03:20 > 0:03:24and buzz and tell me what it is. Here's your sound.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26WHIRRING AND SUCKING
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Is it a musical instrument?
0:03:29 > 0:03:32No, Melanie, it's not a musical instrument.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Here's a clue.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36It can suck up crumbs off the carpet.
0:03:37 > 0:03:42Oh, that's easy. Hey-hey! It's Mr Biscuits. Heh-heh-heh!
0:03:42 > 0:03:44That isn't the answer I'm looking for.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48Oh, I always use a plate anyway.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52An elephant can suck crumbs off a carpet.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56Yes, it could, but it's not an animal, Ken. Listen again.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57WHIRRING AND SUCKING
0:03:59 > 0:04:02It's an electric elephant.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05No, but it is an electrical machine
0:04:05 > 0:04:08for sucking crumbs off the carpet.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12A crumb sucky-uppy machine.
0:04:12 > 0:04:13No.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15An uppy-sucky crumb machine.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16No.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21It's a vacuum cleaner, Mr Flipstick.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Well done, Mr Biscuits.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26One point to you and that brings us to the end of the show.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27Let's look at the scores.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31And today's winner is...
0:04:33 > 0:04:38Your prize, Mr Biscuits, is a box of biscuits.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41I hope Charles Cheese doesn't eat them all.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43I didn't eat any biscuits.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Can I have the box?
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Well, that brings us to the end of another show.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52See you next time on Buzz & Tell.
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