0:00:02 > 0:00:06Yes, it's Buzz & Tell! The busiest, fuzziest quiz on telly!
0:00:06 > 0:00:08APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:00:08 > 0:00:12Here's your host - the man with the facts at his flippertips,
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Walter Flipstick!
0:00:14 > 0:00:15APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:00:15 > 0:00:19Welcome to Buzz & Tell. Let's meet the contestants.
0:00:19 > 0:00:24My name is Melanie Wiggles and I'm learning about carrot-powered cars.
0:00:24 > 0:00:25My name is Karl.
0:00:25 > 0:00:29I'm learning every nut in the world, like coconuts.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31My name is Henrietta Peck
0:00:31 > 0:00:34and I'm learning how to look after my feathers.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38I'm Charles Cheese and I'm learning about gooey, smelly cheese.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Mmm! Scrumptious!
0:00:40 > 0:00:43My name is Mr Biscuits
0:00:43 > 0:00:46and I'm learning about historical biscuits.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49It's time to buzz and tell some answers.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Spot the missing word in this well-known rhyme.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55"The owl and the pussycat went to sea
0:00:55 > 0:00:57"in a beautiful pea-green..."
0:00:57 > 0:00:58- Mr Biscuits!- Cabbage.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00- What? - BUZZER
0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Melanie Wiggles!- Cardigan.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03No.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04BUZZER
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Charles Cheese!
0:01:05 > 0:01:09Tree! They're green, owls live in them and cats get stuck in them.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Obvious.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Not really. Hard to go to sea in a tree.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17I suppose so, but I do like it when cats get stuck in trees.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Ha-ha-ha! Silly cats! Ha-ha!
0:01:19 > 0:01:23I know this one. Please, Mr Walter. Me, me, me.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25You need to buzz, Karl.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27But I'm not a bee. Only bees buzz.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29No, you have to use the buzzer.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Oh, yes. Ho-ho!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33- How silly of me. - BUZZER
0:01:33 > 0:01:35- Karl!- I can't remember the question.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39"The owl and the pussycat went to sea in a beautiful pea-green..."
0:01:39 > 0:01:43Oh, yes, yes, I know this. Yes, they went to sea
0:01:43 > 0:01:45in a beautiful pea-green boat.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Boat! They did! Well done, Karl.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50That's one point to you.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Right, next round, the picture round.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56Take a look at this picture and tell me what it is.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58BUZZER Henrietta Peck!
0:01:58 > 0:02:01That's a beautiful, snowy mountain, isn't it?
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Not a mountain. Much smaller than that.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05BUZZER
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Mr Biscuits!
0:02:06 > 0:02:09It must be a hill, then, with snow on the top.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11No, it's even smaller than that.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Me, please, Mr Walter. I know this.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Karl, your buzzer, please.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Oh, I forgot.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19BUZZER
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Karl!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23This is smaller than a hill, so it must be a pebble,
0:02:23 > 0:02:25with snow on the top.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Erm, no. I'll give you a clue.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30This is lovely to have at tea time.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31BUZZER
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Charles Cheese!
0:02:32 > 0:02:34A little sleep.
0:02:34 > 0:02:35Think of something to eat.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Are you hungry, Mr Flipstick? I've got cheese.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Very kind offer, but I need the answer.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43BUZZER
0:02:43 > 0:02:44Melanie Wiggles!
0:02:44 > 0:02:47A delicious bun, with icing on the top.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Oh, yes! It's exactly that! One point to you, Melanie!
0:02:50 > 0:02:52APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Now it's time for our sound round.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Just listen to the sound and tell me what it is.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01HORSE NEIGHS
0:03:01 > 0:03:02BUZZER
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- Charles Cheese! - Is it you, Mr Flipstick?
0:03:04 > 0:03:05I'm sorry?
0:03:05 > 0:03:07It sounds like your laugh.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Ur-hu-hur, no, it doesn't.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12ALL: Oh, yes, it does, Mr Flipstick!
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Well, it might a bit, but I can assure you, it's not me.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18I'll give you a clue.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21This stands in a field for a long time.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22BUZZER
0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Henrietta Peck!- A scarecrow.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Scarecrows don't make noise.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27BUZZER
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Mr Biscuits!
0:03:28 > 0:03:29It's a horse,
0:03:29 > 0:03:32laughing just like you, Mr Flipstick.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Ur-hu-hur, very funny, Mr Biscuits.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Ur-hu-hur. But right, it is a horse.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39One point to you.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43Now, at long last, it's our final round and it's general knowledge.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Here is your question.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48In which room would you find a bathtub?
0:03:48 > 0:03:49BUZZER
0:03:49 > 0:03:51- Melanie Wiggles!- Kitchen.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52- No. - BUZZER
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- Charles Cheese!- Bedroom.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55- No. - BUZZER
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Henrietta Peck!
0:03:57 > 0:03:58The cowshed.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59I'm sorry?
0:03:59 > 0:04:01There's a bathtub in our cowshed.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04The cows drink out of it.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05Think of a room in your house.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07BUZZER
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Mr Biscuits!
0:04:08 > 0:04:10You'd find a bathtub in a bathroom.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Brilliant, yes! We finally got there!
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Well done, Mr Biscuits! One point.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Well, that was the final round.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Let's look at the scores.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21DRUM ROLL
0:04:21 > 0:04:23The winner is...Mr Biscuits,
0:04:23 > 0:04:25with two points!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Your special prize is
0:04:27 > 0:04:31an orange wig!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33ALL LAUGH
0:04:35 > 0:04:37I look very smart!
0:04:37 > 0:04:41And so you do, Mr Biscuits. You're the smartest one here today,
0:04:41 > 0:04:44because you won! Ur-hu-hur!
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Thank you for watching Buzz & Tell.
0:04:47 > 0:04:52Join us next time, for more quirky questions and madcap answers. Bye!
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