0:00:02 > 0:00:05Set your brains to stun and your laugh muscles to fun
0:00:05 > 0:00:07because it's Buzz & Tell!
0:00:07 > 0:00:11And here's your host, the man with the facts at his flipper tips,
0:00:11 > 0:00:15Walter...Flipstick!
0:00:15 > 0:00:16CHEERING
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Hello and welcome to Buzz And Tell.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21Now let's meet the contestants.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23I'm Miss Honkover,
0:00:23 > 0:00:27and I'm learning a fabulous song and dance routine!
0:00:27 > 0:00:30My name is...Ken Koala,
0:00:30 > 0:00:32and I'm learning to be very brave!
0:00:33 > 0:00:35My name is Orange Bernard
0:00:35 > 0:00:40and I'm learning 100 ways to swing from a tyre!
0:00:40 > 0:00:41I'm Charles Cheese
0:00:41 > 0:00:43and I'm learning how to make a house
0:00:43 > 0:00:45entirely out of cheese!
0:00:45 > 0:00:48My name is Mr Biscuits and I'm learning
0:00:48 > 0:00:50the atomic weight of biscuits.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54Welcome to our contestants and they look ready for anything.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Fingers on buzzers, everyone.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Can you spot the missing word in this rhyme?
0:01:00 > 0:01:03A sailor went to sea, sea, sea to see what he could...
0:01:03 > 0:01:04BUZZER
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Do.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08- No, Mr Biscuits. - BUZZER
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Find?
0:01:10 > 0:01:11No.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14The missing word sounds remarkably like "sea".
0:01:14 > 0:01:16BUZZER
0:01:16 > 0:01:19- It's got to be tree, then.- No!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21BUZZER
0:01:21 > 0:01:24The last time I was at sea, it reminded me of a song
0:01:24 > 0:01:28I often sing in my big, musical show!
0:01:28 > 0:01:31# I'm only a bird... #
0:01:31 > 0:01:34But do you know the missing word?!
0:01:34 > 0:01:36"A sailor went to sea, sea, sea
0:01:36 > 0:01:38"To see what he could..."
0:01:38 > 0:01:39BUZZER
0:01:39 > 0:01:41See?
0:01:41 > 0:01:45- It's...- See what he could see.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46That's absolutely right!
0:01:46 > 0:01:50The sailor did go to sea, sea, sea to see what he could see.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52That's one point to you.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Now let's have the picture round.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58I'm going to show you a picture and you have to say what it is.
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Well, what is it?
0:02:02 > 0:02:03BUZZER
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Useless!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06But why, Bernard?
0:02:06 > 0:02:11No ball! You can't have a bat without a ball!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13- It's not a bat. - BUZZER
0:02:14 > 0:02:16- It's a spaceship!- No.
0:02:16 > 0:02:17Here's a clue.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19You can cook things in it.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21BUZZER
0:02:21 > 0:02:22- An apron.- What?
0:02:22 > 0:02:26I always cook in my apron to protect my feathers.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27- No. - BUZZER
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Um...
0:02:29 > 0:02:31It's a frying pan, Mr Flipstick.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Brilliant, Ken, it is!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36You get another point.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Now it's time for our numbers round.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42If three children were bouncing on a bouncy castle
0:02:42 > 0:02:45and they were joined by two more children,
0:02:45 > 0:02:47what would you have?
0:02:47 > 0:02:48BUZZER
0:02:48 > 0:02:50A big pile of shoes.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- What?- You can't wear shoes on a bouncy castle.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57So you'll get a big pile of shoes with all those children bouncing.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58No!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00BUZZER
0:03:00 > 0:03:02A sore bottom!
0:03:02 > 0:03:07- What?- You shouldn't go bouncing on a castle, they're made of stone.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11But it's not a real castle. It's a bouncy castle, for bouncing on.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14I need to know how many children are on it.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15BUZZER
0:03:15 > 0:03:18You have to add two children to three children.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20That's three and two
0:03:20 > 0:03:21which is five children!
0:03:21 > 0:03:25You've got it, Charles. It is five children.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26One point to you.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28It's time for our sound round.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Listen to the sound and say what it is.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32HORN BLARES
0:03:32 > 0:03:34BUZZER
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Is that a cow?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38No. Here's a clue.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42- You find this on a ship. - BUZZER
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Did I ever tell you about the time I was on a ship,
0:03:45 > 0:03:49it reminded me of a song I sing in my big, musical show.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51# I'm only a bird...#
0:03:51 > 0:03:55As much as we'd like to hear your song, I need an answer.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56BUZZER
0:03:56 > 0:03:59It's a ship's horn!
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Yes! Absolutely right! That sound was a ship's horn.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04One point to you.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Our last round.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09It's general knowledge so fingers on buzzers.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11What noise does a cat make?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13BUZZER
0:04:13 > 0:04:16They make a terrible noise. Unlike me!
0:04:16 > 0:04:17No!
0:04:17 > 0:04:19BUZZER
0:04:19 > 0:04:22We had a cat in our house and he's always saying,
0:04:22 > 0:04:25"Come back with our cheese!"
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Oh, no!
0:04:26 > 0:04:27BUZZER
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Ken Koala!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Miaow.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Cats go, "Miaow".
0:04:32 > 0:04:35That's the right answer! One point to you!
0:04:35 > 0:04:38That's the end of the show. Our winner is,
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Ken Koala with three points!
0:04:40 > 0:04:42CHEERING
0:04:42 > 0:04:45And your special prize is a big, honky horn.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47This is absolutely...
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Thank you for watching Buzz & Tell.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Goodbye, see you next time!
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Subtitles by Rosemary Douce, Red Bee Media Ltd.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk