0:00:02 > 0:00:05It's Buzz and Tell! The most fun you will ever have
0:00:05 > 0:00:06in five minutes!
0:00:08 > 0:00:13And here's your host, the man with the facts at his flipper-tips,
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Walter Flipstick!
0:00:15 > 0:00:18Hello and welcome to Buzz and Tell.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21Let's meet the contestants.
0:00:21 > 0:00:26I'm Miss Honkover and this is the Miss Honkover Show!
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Only kidding!
0:00:29 > 0:00:31My name is Ken Koala
0:00:31 > 0:00:34and I'm learning to speak a little bit louder.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39My name is Orange Bernard and I'm learning to eat a banana
0:00:39 > 0:00:41with my foot.
0:00:41 > 0:00:46I'm Charles Cheese and I'm learning how to make a cheesecake.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50My name is Mr Biscuits and I'm learning about
0:00:50 > 0:00:52proton biscuit acceleration.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Fingers on buzzers, everyone.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57The first round is a missing word round.
0:00:57 > 0:01:02See if you can spot the missing word in this well-known rhyme.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Five currant buns in a baker's...
0:01:04 > 0:01:05BUZZ
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Hat!
0:01:07 > 0:01:08No, Orange Bernard.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09BUZZ
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Wardrobe?
0:01:11 > 0:01:15No. Think of where you might buy a currant bun.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16BUZZ
0:01:16 > 0:01:22I don't buy them, Walt. I have them sent to my dressing room.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26That's wonderful, but it's not right. Five currant buns
0:01:26 > 0:01:27in a baker's...
0:01:27 > 0:01:28BUZZ
0:01:28 > 0:01:33Baker's shop? Five currant buns in a baker's shop.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Yes! You're right, Mr Biscuits.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37You get one point.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Now, let's have our next round, which is the picture round.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45I'm going to show you a picture of something and you have to
0:01:45 > 0:01:47tell me what it is. Ken.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50You'll need to pop up and take a look at this.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52All right, Mr Flipstick.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54What is this?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56BUZZ
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Is it a lot of aliens' heads?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00I don't think so.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01BUZZ
0:02:01 > 0:02:04It's a plate full of clowns' noses.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07No. I'll give you a clue.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09They come in a tin.
0:02:09 > 0:02:10BUZZ
0:02:10 > 0:02:11Biscuits!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13NO!
0:02:13 > 0:02:14BUZZ
0:02:14 > 0:02:18This looks like a lot of beautiful birds' eggs
0:02:18 > 0:02:21that I could sing a song to, like this.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23# I love my... #
0:02:23 > 0:02:25It's more a delicious tea-time treat.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28BUZZ
0:02:28 > 0:02:29(Beans.)
0:02:29 > 0:02:31You'll need to pop up, Ken.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35It's a plate of beans, Mr Flipstick.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37YES! It's a plate of beans.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40One point to you.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Time for the numbers round. Let's do some taking away.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46If there were three monkeys in a tree,
0:02:46 > 0:02:48and one jumped out of the tree,
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- what would there be in the tree? - BUZZ
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Leaves.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Well, yes, but, no.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57BUZZ
0:02:57 > 0:02:58Angry monkeys.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02This guy who jumped out has run off with their bananas.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06Well, no, Orange Bernard. It's a number I need.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07BUZZ
0:03:07 > 0:03:11It's three monkeys take away one monkey.
0:03:11 > 0:03:16That's 3 - 1 = 2! Two monkeys are left in the tree!
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Well done, one point to you.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Now it's time for our sound round.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25Just listen to this sound and tell me what it is.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27DRUM ROLL
0:03:27 > 0:03:28BUZZ
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Is it a motorbike?
0:03:30 > 0:03:33No. I'll give you a clue. You play this with sticks.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35BUZZ
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Hockey - you play that with sticks.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40No, Charles, this is not a game.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- It's a quiz!- No, I meant the sound isn't a game.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45BUZZ
0:03:45 > 0:03:49I know this sound. I hear it every night before I go on stage
0:03:49 > 0:03:52to sing my beautiful songs like this one.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56- # I love my feathers... # - Thank you, Miss Honkover.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- The answer please? - It's a drum roll.
0:03:59 > 0:04:04Yes, Miss Honkover, it was indeed a drum roll. One point to you.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Our last round is general knowledge.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Fingers on buzzers. What do we call a king's wife?
0:04:10 > 0:04:12BUZZ
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Miriam.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- No. - BUZZ
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Mrs King.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- No. - BUZZ
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Mrs Miriam King.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23- NO! - BUZZ
0:04:23 > 0:04:29Queen. A king's wife is called a queen.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31That is the right answer. One point.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35That's the end of the show and the winner is...
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Ken Koala with two points!
0:04:38 > 0:04:42And your special prize, Ken, is this cream cake.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46That's absolutely fantastic!
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Join us next time when we'll be answering more questions
0:04:50 > 0:04:51on Buzz and Tell. Bye!
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