0:00:02 > 0:00:06Yes, it's Buzz & Tell, the cheekiest and chuckliest quiz on TV!
0:00:06 > 0:00:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:08 > 0:00:13Featuring your charming host, Walter Flipstick!
0:00:13 > 0:00:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:15 > 0:00:18Hello and welcome to the show that buzzes and tells,
0:00:18 > 0:00:21tells and buzzes, it's Buzz & Tell.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Let's meet the contestants.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26My name's Melanie Wiggles,
0:00:26 > 0:00:29and I'm really interested in crunching carrots.
0:00:29 > 0:00:34I'm Karl, and I'm really, really, erm...
0:00:34 > 0:00:36interested.
0:00:36 > 0:00:37GROANING
0:00:37 > 0:00:42I'm Henrietta Peck, and I'm really interested in laying eggs.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43LAUGHTER
0:00:43 > 0:00:48I'm Charles Cheese, and I'm really interested in nibbling cheese!
0:00:48 > 0:00:49LAUGHTER
0:00:49 > 0:00:55I'm Mr Biscuits, and I'm really interested in nibbling biscuits!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57- CHEERING - Thank you, everyone.
0:00:57 > 0:01:02Our first round is our missing words round. Fingers on buzzers!
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Now, buzz and tell me, what's the missing word?
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Hey diddle-diddle
0:01:08 > 0:01:09The cat and the fiddle
0:01:09 > 0:01:11The cow jumped over the...
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Melanie Wiggles!
0:01:13 > 0:01:14Gate.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16- Nope.- Henrietta Peck.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Fence.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- Nope.- Charles Cheese.
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Crocodile.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22What was a crocodile doing there?
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Trying to get away from the cat with the fiddle!
0:01:25 > 0:01:29That's all very well, but what did the cow jump over?
0:01:29 > 0:01:30I'll give you a clue.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33It shines at night.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34Melanie Wiggles.
0:01:34 > 0:01:35A lamppost.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37No, something else that shines at night.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39The moon.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Correct, the moon!
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- One point to Melanie Wiggles! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:44 > 0:01:48Now for our picture round. You're going to see a picture of something
0:01:48 > 0:01:51and you have to buzz'n'tell me what it is. Look at this.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54What is it?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Me, me, me, please, Mr Walter!
0:01:56 > 0:01:57Buzzer, Karl, buzzer.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Yes, but I, but I-I-I...
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Buzzer, Karl!
0:02:01 > 0:02:03BUZZING Karl.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04The moon.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06That was the last question, Karl.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Melanie Wiggles.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- Is it something to do with sport? - Yes.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Do you use it with a ball?
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Yes, well done, Melanie!
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Charles Cheese!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21It is a racket?
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Yes, Charles Cheese, a tennis racket, one point to you.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:26 > 0:02:29And now, onto our numbers round.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33If I had five turnips growing in a field,
0:02:33 > 0:02:36and one of them disappeared, what would I have?
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Charles Cheese.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42- Some very happy rabbits!- Probably, yes, but it's not the answer.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Melanie Wiggles.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Where is this field? I must go there.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50It's not a real field, Melanie, I just made it up.
0:02:50 > 0:02:55If I did have five turnips - and I don't! - and one disappeared,
0:02:55 > 0:02:56how many would be left?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- Karl.- Five.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- No.- Nine.- No.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01- Three!- No!
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Melanie Wiggles.
0:03:03 > 0:03:08I make that four. Four juicy turnips.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Absolutely right, Melanie!
0:03:10 > 0:03:12- One point to you! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Now it's time for our sound round -
0:03:14 > 0:03:17listen to the sound and tell me what it is.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- DOORBELL RINGS - Oh, who can that be?
0:03:20 > 0:03:21LAUGHTER
0:03:21 > 0:03:24If it's someone selling feather dusters,
0:03:24 > 0:03:26then tell them I don't need any!
0:03:26 > 0:03:30It might be my cousin, Buster. He sells dusters!
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- Are you going to let him in, then? - No!
0:03:33 > 0:03:37- Me, me, me! Hello! Mr Walter, I know!- Buzzer, Karl!
0:03:37 > 0:03:40No, it was more of a "bing-bong".
0:03:40 > 0:03:41WALTER GROANS
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Henrietta Peck.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46It was a doorbell, wasn't it?
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Yes, it was, one point to you!
0:03:48 > 0:03:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:49 > 0:03:52And now for our final round, general knowledge.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55What does a sheep give us?
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Henrietta Peck.
0:03:56 > 0:04:02They give us lovely little cuddly lambs that spring around the fields.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Yes, and WHY are they cuddly?
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Their little woolly coats!
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Yes! So, what do sheep give us?
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Mr Biscuits!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14A rash.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- LAUGHTER - No, not a rash!
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Oh, yes! Wool! They give us wool!
0:04:20 > 0:04:25That's correct! They give us wool. One point to Mr Biscuits.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Let's look at the scores.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31And that means today's winner, with two points,
0:04:31 > 0:04:33is Melanie Wiggles!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Your special prize is...
0:04:36 > 0:04:38a trip to the seaside!
0:04:38 > 0:04:43Thank you, everyone. Can I change it to a trip to that turnip field?
0:04:43 > 0:04:45No!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47That brings us to the end of another Buzz & Tell.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Thank you for sticking with it.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Goodbye! See you next time, probably!
0:04:52 > 0:04:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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