Episode 17

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Welcome to the buzziest show in the history of the world!

0:00:05 > 0:00:08It's buzzier than a kazoo band in a bee hive,

0:00:08 > 0:00:10it's Buzz and Tell!

0:00:10 > 0:00:11APPLAUSE

0:00:13 > 0:00:18And to ask the questions, he's the unmissable Walter Flipstick!

0:00:18 > 0:00:21Hello and welcome to Buzz and Tell.

0:00:21 > 0:00:24Now, let's meet the contestants.

0:00:24 > 0:00:27I'm Melanie Wiggles and I'm sitting on a chair.

0:00:27 > 0:00:31Hi, I'm Karl and I have been on holiday in a bucket.

0:00:31 > 0:00:37I'm Henrietta Peck, and I'm really interested in laying eggs.

0:00:37 > 0:00:42I'm Charles Cheese and I can name 400 types of cheese

0:00:42 > 0:00:44and I've eaten them all.

0:00:44 > 0:00:49I'm Mr Biscuits, and I'm working out how to travel through time

0:00:49 > 0:00:52so I can find out where I left my biscuits.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54We've met the contestants,

0:00:54 > 0:00:58so let's dive into the round that's first, round one -

0:00:58 > 0:00:59our missing word round.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02What is the missing word in this rhyme?

0:01:02 > 0:01:06Doctor Foster went to Gloucester in a shower of...

0:01:06 > 0:01:08BUZZER

0:01:08 > 0:01:09- Karl!- Oranges.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Oranges? Really, Karl?

0:01:11 > 0:01:14No, I was making it up! He-he!

0:01:14 > 0:01:16I make a joke, Mr Walter!

0:01:16 > 0:01:20Doctor Foster went to Gloucester in a shower of...

0:01:20 > 0:01:21BUZZER Henrietta Peck!

0:01:21 > 0:01:22Paint.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24- No. - BUZZER

0:01:24 > 0:01:25Mr Biscuits.

0:01:25 > 0:01:26Poodles?

0:01:26 > 0:01:29No, Mr Biscuits, no it's not poodles.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31It begins with R.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33BUZZER Melanie Wiggles.

0:01:33 > 0:01:34I think I know this.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37- Rain.- Yes! Well done, Melanie.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41Doctor Foster went to Gloucester in a shower of rain!

0:01:41 > 0:01:42One point to you.

0:01:43 > 0:01:47That's the end of round one so it's time for round two,

0:01:47 > 0:01:48the picture round.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52Look at this picture and see if you can tell me what it is.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54BUZZER

0:01:54 > 0:01:55Mr Biscuits.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57I was going to say space rocket.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01- No!- Me, please, Mr Walter, I know this. Me, please.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04- Karl, please use your buzzer. - Oh, I forgot.

0:02:04 > 0:02:05BUZZER

0:02:05 > 0:02:06Karl!

0:02:06 > 0:02:10- Is it a space rocket? - No, Karl, it's not a space rocket.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12BUZZER Charles Cheese.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Well, if it's not a space rocket

0:02:14 > 0:02:16it must be a mug.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Well done, Charles, it is a mug!

0:02:18 > 0:02:21That's a point to you.

0:02:21 > 0:02:25Now let's move on to round three, our numbers round.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28If I have six towels in my bathroom,

0:02:28 > 0:02:31and I put two of them in the washing machine,

0:02:31 > 0:02:33what do I have?

0:02:33 > 0:02:34BUZZER

0:02:34 > 0:02:35Mr Biscuits.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37- A washing machine.- No.

0:02:37 > 0:02:38BUZZER

0:02:38 > 0:02:41- Henrietta Peck.- Clean towels.

0:02:41 > 0:02:42No.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44BUZZER Charles Cheese.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48- Wet hair.- No. This is a numbers round, remember?

0:02:48 > 0:02:49BUZZER

0:02:49 > 0:02:50Mr Biscuits.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54- Two washing machines.- Can we stop talking about washing machines?

0:02:54 > 0:02:56BUZZER Melanie Wiggles.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00If there were two towels in the washing machine,

0:03:00 > 0:03:05and six towels in the bathroom, 6 - 2 = 4

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Yes! Thank you, Melanie! 6 - 2 is indeed 4.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12A point to you, Melanie, and on we go to round four.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Now, onto our sound round.

0:03:15 > 0:03:16What is this sound?

0:03:16 > 0:03:18GURGLING

0:03:18 > 0:03:21I know, Mr Walter, I know!

0:03:21 > 0:03:22Buzzer, Karl.

0:03:22 > 0:03:23Oh, yes, my Buzzer.

0:03:23 > 0:03:24BUZZER

0:03:24 > 0:03:25Karl.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28It's a bee stuck in a trumpet.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30No, it's not a bee stuck in a trumpet.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32BUZZER Charles Cheese.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35It's a trumpet stuck in a bee.

0:03:35 > 0:03:40No, it's not that either. Here's a clue. You hear this in the bathroom.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41BUZZER Henrietta Peck.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42I know.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Squawwwwwk!

0:03:45 > 0:03:46Squawwwwwk!

0:03:46 > 0:03:47POP!

0:03:48 > 0:03:52- AUDIENCE GASP - It's somebody gargling, innit?

0:03:52 > 0:03:56Yes, it is somebody gargling. One point to you both.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00And now for our final round - general knowledge.

0:04:00 > 0:04:04What do you call the first meal of the day?

0:04:04 > 0:04:05BUZZER Charles Cheese.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09- Cheese!- Charles, it's not called cheese.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10It is in my house.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12BUZZER Melanie Wiggles.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Is it called Simon?

0:04:14 > 0:04:17What? No, meals don't have boys' names.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19First meal of the day...

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Me, please, Mr Walter, I know this, me please!

0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Karl, use your buzzer please. - Oh, I forgot.

0:04:25 > 0:04:26BUZZER

0:04:26 > 0:04:28- Karl.- Breakfast.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Yes, the first meal of the day is breakfast.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34That's a point to you. Let's look at the scores.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39The winner is Melanie Wiggles with two points!

0:04:39 > 0:04:44- Thank you.- Your prize, is this lovely box of false moustaches.

0:04:44 > 0:04:49Thanks for watching, from all of us it's goodbye until the next time

0:04:49 > 0:04:52we buzz and tell on Buzz and Tell!

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