Episode 18

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, oranges and lemons

0:00:05 > 0:00:09it's time for the fast and furious Buzz And Tell.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:11 > 0:00:15And here's your host, he's the one with the whiskers and flippers,

0:00:15 > 0:00:18it's Walter Flipstick! CHEERING

0:00:18 > 0:00:21Hello and welcome to another edition of the only show on the telly

0:00:21 > 0:00:24with me as the host. So let's meet the contestants

0:00:24 > 0:00:26in this edition of Buzz And Tell.

0:00:26 > 0:00:31I'm Miss Honkover and this is the Miss Honkover Show!

0:00:31 > 0:00:33Only kidding!

0:00:33 > 0:00:36I'm Ken Koala. I like playing hide and seek.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39I'm really good at it.

0:00:39 > 0:00:45I'm called Orange Bernard cos I'm orange and my name is Bernard.

0:00:45 > 0:00:46I'm Charles Cheese

0:00:46 > 0:00:51and I've got the largest collection of cheese in the world! Lovely!

0:00:51 > 0:00:55I'm Mr Biscuits and I've just invented a biscuit

0:00:55 > 0:00:57that glows in the dark.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Well, there we are and now it's the first round -

0:01:00 > 0:01:02the missing word round!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04So, fingers on buzzers. Let's go.

0:01:04 > 0:01:08What's the missing word in this nursery rhyme?

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Baa-baa black sheep, have you any...?

0:01:11 > 0:01:13BUZZER Orange Bernard.

0:01:13 > 0:01:14Bananas!

0:01:14 > 0:01:16- Nope. - BUZZER

0:01:16 > 0:01:17Charles Cheese.

0:01:17 > 0:01:18Cheese!

0:01:18 > 0:01:20- Nope. - BUZZER

0:01:20 > 0:01:21Mr Biscuits.

0:01:21 > 0:01:25- Sweets.- No, Mr Biscuits. Sheep don't have sweets.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Well, they're missing a treat! - BUZZER

0:01:28 > 0:01:29Miss Honkover.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Feathers. I've got a song about feathers.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34# I've got my feathers... #

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Not now. We haven't got time. Sorry.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38I can give you a clue.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40It's what jumpers are made from.

0:01:40 > 0:01:41Is it wool?

0:01:41 > 0:01:45Yes! Correct! Well done, Miss Honkover. One point to you.

0:01:45 > 0:01:46CHEERING

0:01:46 > 0:01:49So now on to our second round - the picture round!

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Take a look at this and tell me what you think it is.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57BUZZER Orange Bernard.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00It's not a telephone, is it?

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Right. It's not a telephone.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03Oh, do I get a point?

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Not for being wrong.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07- But you said I was right! - BUZZER

0:02:07 > 0:02:08Ken Koala.

0:02:08 > 0:02:09I know what it is.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11OK, Ken. What is it?

0:02:11 > 0:02:13- It's a snail.- That's right!

0:02:13 > 0:02:15It's a snail. So that's a point to you, Ken.

0:02:15 > 0:02:20So it's time for round three - the numbers round.

0:02:20 > 0:02:21Let's do some adding.

0:02:21 > 0:02:25Listen carefully. If I have two helpings of mashed potato for lunch,

0:02:25 > 0:02:28and I have four helpings for supper,

0:02:28 > 0:02:30How many helpings have I had altogether?

0:02:30 > 0:02:33BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34Too many!

0:02:34 > 0:02:38I couldn't even eat one helping! Not on top of all the cheese.

0:02:38 > 0:02:39Does anybody know the answer?

0:02:39 > 0:02:41BUZZER Miss Honkover.

0:02:41 > 0:02:47The answer is, two helpings and four helpings is six helpings.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49You're right! 2 + 4 = 6

0:02:49 > 0:02:51So that's six helpings. Well done.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Another point to you, Miss Honkover.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58That brings us to round four - the sound round.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Listen to this sound and tell me what it is.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02HOOTING

0:03:02 > 0:03:04BUZZER Orange Bernard.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07It's a frog with a sore throat.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08That's not even close, Bernard.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13It's someone blowing into a biscuit barrel

0:03:13 > 0:03:15to see if there are any biscuits left in it.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19Sorry, Mr Biscuits, it's not someone blowing into a biscuit barrel

0:03:19 > 0:03:20to see if it's empty.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Oh. I was sure that was right.

0:03:22 > 0:03:23Hard cheese.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Oh, that sounds nice, actually.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29I'll give you a clue. They only come out at night.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31BUZZER Charles Cheese.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32Bed clothes!

0:03:32 > 0:03:33- Nope. - BUZZER

0:03:33 > 0:03:35- Orange Bernard.- Head lights.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37- Nope. - BUZZER

0:03:37 > 0:03:39- Miss Honkover.- Stars.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41- No. - BUZZER

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- Mr Biscuits.- It's a bird, isn't it?

0:03:44 > 0:03:46And it's called an...eh... Hmmm, yes...

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Oh, an owl! That's it!

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Yes! At last! It's an owl.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54So that's a point to you, Mr Biscuits.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57So, on to our final round - the general knowledge round.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Fingers on buzzers. Here we go.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02What month comes after March?

0:04:02 > 0:04:04BUZZER Miss Honkover.

0:04:04 > 0:04:05January.

0:04:05 > 0:04:06- No. - BUZZER

0:04:06 > 0:04:08- Orange Bernard.- November.

0:04:08 > 0:04:09No.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11BUZZER Charles Cheese.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14- Monday!- Uh, no, that's a day of the week, Charles.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16OK, everyone, remember how the months are ordered.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20- January, February, March... - BUZZER

0:04:20 > 0:04:21ALL: April!

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Yes, you're right. It's April. Well done.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25So, you all get a point for that.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28So, let's look at the final scores.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33Well, we have a clear winner. It's Miss Honkover, with three points!

0:04:33 > 0:04:37Oh, thank you. Thank you. How wonderful.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40So, you win this week's special prize, which is...

0:04:40 > 0:04:42some bird seed!

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Oh...

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Thank you for watching and thanks to our contestants.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Join us next time for another fun-tastic edition of Buzz And Tell!

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Bye!

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