0:00:02 > 0:00:04It's time for another exciting edition of Buzz & Tell,
0:00:04 > 0:00:07the quiz show which even makes cats laugh!
0:00:07 > 0:00:09APPLAUSE
0:00:09 > 0:00:13And here's your host - the man with the fabulous facts -
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Walter Flipstick!
0:00:15 > 0:00:18- CHEERING - Hello and welcome to Buzz & Tell.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20I'm the one with the questions,
0:00:20 > 0:00:24so let's straight away meet the ones with the answers.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26- AMERICAN ACCENT:- I'm Miss Honkover,
0:00:26 > 0:00:29and I'm learning to sing really high notes.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34- AUSTRALIAN ACCENT:- Hello. My name is Ken Koala,
0:00:34 > 0:00:37and I'm learning to say "yes" instead of just nodding.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40My name is Orange Bernard,
0:00:40 > 0:00:43and I'm learning to swing from a tree with one hand
0:00:43 > 0:00:45whilst scratching my armpit with the other.
0:00:46 > 0:00:51I'm Charles Cheese, and I'm learning how to make a cheese-flavoured hat.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54My name is Mr Biscuits,
0:00:54 > 0:00:58and I'm learning about advanced biscuit engineering.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02So those are our contestants, and they look ready to start.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Fingers on buzzers, everyone, for our Missing Word Round.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09See if you can spot the missing word in this well-known rhyme.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12"There was an old woman who lived in a..."
0:01:12 > 0:01:15- BUZZER Orange Bernard.- Handbag.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19No, Bernard. "There was an old woman who lived in a..."
0:01:19 > 0:01:21BUZZER Charles Cheese.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24World of her own. Mum says I live in a world of my own.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28If I did, it would be made entirely of cheese.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31- BUZZER Miss Honkover.- Big pink castle.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35BUZZER Mr Biscuits.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37I'm sure I know this.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39- She lived in a shoe.- That's right!
0:01:39 > 0:01:44There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. One point to you.
0:01:44 > 0:01:49Our next round is the Picture Round. I'm going to show you a picture.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Tell me what it is.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52What's this?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56BUZZER Charles Cheese.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Is it someone's leg with a boot on the end?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- No. - BUZZER
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- Orange Bernard.- A television aerial.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Nice try, Orange Bernard, but sadly not.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Did I ever tell you that I've appeared on television many times?
0:02:10 > 0:02:14- Thank you, Miss Honkover. Do you know what the picture is?- No, Walt.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Maybe you need a clue. You can play golf with this.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19BUZZER Mr Biscuits.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23My brother, Reginald. He's a keen golfer.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25That's a funny picture of him.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29- I don't think that's your brother, Mr Biscuits.- Whose brother is it?
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Nobody's.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32BUZZER Ken Koala.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36- I've seen one of those before. It's a...golf club.- Yes!
0:02:36 > 0:02:40It's a golf club, and a point to you. Well done!
0:02:41 > 0:02:45Now it's time for our Numbers Round. Let's do some taking away.
0:02:45 > 0:02:50If there were six muffins in a basket and somebody ate two muffins,
0:02:50 > 0:02:52what would there be?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54BUZZER Charles Cheese.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Someone with a full tummy.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58That's not the answer.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00BUZZER Orange Bernard.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04- Were they banana muffins? - Er...I don't know, Orange Bernard.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06BUZZER Mr Biscuits.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- 53 muffins.- What?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Sorry, I got carried away.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15I like muffins a lot, but not as much as I like biscuits.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17BUZZER Miss Honkover.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20You've just got to do a little sum.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23It's six muffins take away two muffins
0:03:23 > 0:03:26which has to be four muffins.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Yes, well done, Miss Honkover. One point to you.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33So now it's time for our Sound Round.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37Just listen to the sound and tell me what it is.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39MOOING
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- BUZZER Mr Biscuits.- A motorbike.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44No.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47- BUZZER Miss Honkover.- A motorboat.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48No.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50BUZZER Orange Bernard.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52A motorcar.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54No, it's nothing to do with a motor.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58I'll give you a clue. This gives you milk.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00BUZZER Charles Cheese.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Ooh! My mum gives me a glass of milk every night before bed.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07That's nice of her, but does she make a sound like that?
0:04:07 > 0:04:11She does when she falls asleep in front of the TV.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- Oh, dear! - BUZZER
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- Miss Honkover. - Maybe I can help, Walt.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19The sound we heard was a cow mooing.
0:04:19 > 0:04:24That's right! Well done, Miss Honkover. One point to you.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Well, it's the end of the show.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Our winner is...
0:04:31 > 0:04:33- ..Miss Honkover, with two points. - CHEERING
0:04:33 > 0:04:35And your special prize today
0:04:35 > 0:04:39is to sing one of your beautiful songs to us.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Take it away!
0:04:41 > 0:04:43- SHRILLY:- # I am only a bird... #
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- That's all we've got time for.- Oh.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50I'm sorry, Miss Honkover. Maybe next time when we play Buzz & Tell.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52See you then. Bye!
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