0:00:02 > 0:00:04It's Buzz And Tell - the silliest, quizziest
0:00:04 > 0:00:06question and answer show on the telly.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:10 > 0:00:12And here's your host,
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Walter Flipstick!
0:00:14 > 0:00:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:15 > 0:00:18Hello and welcome to Buzz And Tell.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Now, let's meet the contestants.
0:00:20 > 0:00:21My name is Melanie Wiggles
0:00:21 > 0:00:24and I'm learning about long orange vegetables.
0:00:25 > 0:00:26My name is Karl
0:00:26 > 0:00:28and I'm learning about the history of nuts.
0:00:30 > 0:00:31My name is Henrietta Peck
0:00:31 > 0:00:33and I'm learning to sit on an egg.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36I'm Charles Cheese
0:00:36 > 0:00:41and you can please me, if you give me something cheesy! Ha-ha-ha!
0:00:42 > 0:00:43My name is Mr Biscuits
0:00:43 > 0:00:47and I'm taking lessons in nuclear biscuit dynamics.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Time to ask some questions. Fingers on buzzers, everyone.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52What are the missing words
0:00:52 > 0:00:53in this sentence?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55"Jack and Jill went..."
0:00:55 > 0:00:56BUZZER
0:00:56 > 0:00:57- Charles Cheese!- Round the corner.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59No. BUZZER
0:00:59 > 0:01:00- Henrietta Peck.- For a pizza.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02No.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Me, me, me, Mr Walter. Me. I know this.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06- You need to buzz, Karl.- Oh, yes!
0:01:06 > 0:01:07BUZZER
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Karl!
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Jack and Jill went to the shops
0:01:11 > 0:01:13to get a lovely bag of peanuts.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Oh!
0:01:15 > 0:01:16BUZZER
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Mr Biscuits!
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Up the hill,
0:01:18 > 0:01:20to fetch a pail of water.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Yes, they did!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24One point. Well done, Mr Biscuits!
0:01:24 > 0:01:25APPLAUSE
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Was their tap broken?
0:01:26 > 0:01:29We don't know, Charles, but we need to get on with the quiz. Ready?
0:01:29 > 0:01:30BUZZER
0:01:30 > 0:01:31Charles Cheese!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Yes. Do I get a point?
0:01:33 > 0:01:34No, Charles.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37OK, everyone, let's have our next round,
0:01:37 > 0:01:38which is the Picture Round.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39What is this?
0:01:39 > 0:01:42CLOCK TICKS
0:01:42 > 0:01:43BUZZER
0:01:43 > 0:01:44Henrietta Peck!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Is that a flying saucer?
0:01:46 > 0:01:48No, Henrietta, it's not.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49BUZZER
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Mr Biscuits!
0:01:50 > 0:01:51It's a shiny hat.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52Not quite.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53BUZZER
0:01:53 > 0:01:54Charles Cheese!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56It's a toilet seat.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58No, Charles. I'll give you a clue -
0:01:58 > 0:01:59you can ring it.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00BUZZER
0:02:00 > 0:02:02- Karl!- It's my granny.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05You can ring here, because she's got a telephone.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Oh, my word.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08BUZZER
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- Henrietta Peck!- It's a...
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Ohh... It must be...
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Ohh-ohh!
0:02:14 > 0:02:15AUDIENCE GASPS
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- CHICK:- It's a bicycle bell.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20That's right, Henrietta and chick.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23It is a bicycle bell! That's a point to you.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25APPLAUSE
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Now for our Numbers Round. Let's do some adding up.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31If three sheep from a field join one sheep in the field next door,
0:02:31 > 0:02:32what would you get?
0:02:32 > 0:02:33BUZZER
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Melanie Wiggles!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- An empty field.- Well, yes,
0:02:36 > 0:02:38but that's not what I meant.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39BUZZER
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Mr Biscuits!
0:02:40 > 0:02:42A great big woolly jumper.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Eh, no, Mr Biscuits.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Do sheep make jumpers?
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Jumpers don't have anything to do with it.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Can we now please answer the question?
0:02:50 > 0:02:51BUZZER
0:02:51 > 0:02:52- Mr Biscuits!- Yes.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54- Well, what is it?- I don't know.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57I was just saying, "We can now answer the question."
0:02:57 > 0:02:58BUZZER
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Charles Cheese!
0:02:59 > 0:03:01You've got to add them up.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03It's three sheep and one sheep,
0:03:03 > 0:03:05which is four sheep!
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Brilliant, Charles! You got it right.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09That's one point to you.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:11 > 0:03:13It's time for our Sound Round.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Listen to the sound, tell me what it is.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16I'll give you a clue -
0:03:16 > 0:03:17this thing is really,
0:03:18 > 0:03:19really, really big!
0:03:19 > 0:03:23ELEPHANT TRUMPETS
0:03:23 > 0:03:24BUZZER
0:03:24 > 0:03:25- Melanie Wiggles!- A carrot.
0:03:25 > 0:03:30- What?- I had a really big carrot last night for tea.- No.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Me, me, me, Mr Walter.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34- Buzzer, Karl.- Oh, yes, yes, yes.
0:03:34 > 0:03:35BUZZER
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Karl!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Is it a giant blowing his nose?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Good guess.
0:03:40 > 0:03:41- Try again.- OK.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44It's a giant blowing his trumpet.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45No! BUZZER
0:03:45 > 0:03:46Henrietta Peck!
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Could it be an elephant?
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Oh, correct, Henrietta!
0:03:51 > 0:03:53It was the sound of an elephant.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55One point to you. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Our last round is General Knowledge.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Fingers on buzzers.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01In which sport would you use a football?
0:04:01 > 0:04:02BUZZER
0:04:02 > 0:04:04- Karl!- Swimming.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05No. BUZZER
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- Henrietta Peck!- Running?
0:04:07 > 0:04:08No. BUZZER
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- Charles Cheese!- Wrestling.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13No, no, just listen to the question.
0:04:13 > 0:04:18In which sport would you use a football? A football.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19BUZZER
0:04:19 > 0:04:20Melanie Wiggles!
0:04:20 > 0:04:21It's football.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Yes! Yes, that's right!
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Thank you, Melanie! Thank you!
0:04:24 > 0:04:25That's one point to you.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Well, that's the end of Buzz And Tell today.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Let's look at the scores.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33So, our winner is Henrietta Peck, with two points!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:36 > 0:04:38And your special prize, Henrietta,
0:04:38 > 0:04:39is a day out
0:04:39 > 0:04:40on the farm!
0:04:40 > 0:04:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:42 > 0:04:44But I already live
0:04:44 > 0:04:45- on a farm.- It's not that farm.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46Oh.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Thank you, everyone,
0:04:48 > 0:04:50for watching Buzz And Tell.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Goodbye! See you next time!
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