0:00:02 > 0:00:05Yes, it's Buzz & Tell, the maddest and messiest quiz on TV...
0:00:05 > 0:00:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:08 > 0:00:14..featuring your muddled, mild-mannered host, Walter Flipstick.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19Welcome to the buzzalicious, telltastic, Buzz & Tell.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Let's meet our contestants today.
0:00:21 > 0:00:28I'm Miss Honkover and I'm very interested in my wonderful fans.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31My name is Ken Koala
0:00:31 > 0:00:35and I'm learning to speak a little bit louder.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Yes...um...ooh... ahh... My name's Orange Bernard
0:00:39 > 0:00:42and I'm interested in bananas.
0:00:42 > 0:00:47I'm Charles Cheese and I'm interested in...cheese!
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Just cheese! Nothing else but cheese!
0:00:50 > 0:00:55Hello, I'm Mr Biscuits and I'm interested in...
0:00:55 > 0:00:58guess what? Biscuits!
0:00:58 > 0:00:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:59 > 0:01:04Thank you, everyone. Now we're eager to get started. Let's get going.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Fingers on buzzers, this is our missing words round.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Buzz and tell me what's the missing word here.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Mary had a little...
0:01:13 > 0:01:15BUZZER Mr Biscuits.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16Moustache.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Not a moustache, Mr Biscuits.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20BUZZER Orange Bernard.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Head. She had a little head.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24No, Orange Bernard, sorry.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26BUZZER Orange Bernard.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27A big head?
0:01:27 > 0:01:29No, sorry.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31BUZZER Charles Cheese.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Mary had a little...fish. No. Um...armadillo.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38Um...no. It's an animal, I know it is. Goat...er, sheep...lamb!
0:01:38 > 0:01:39That's it! Definitely lamb.
0:01:39 > 0:01:44Yes, correct. She had a little lamb that followed her to school one day.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46One point to Charles Cheese.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49I knew a lamb that went to school one day.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Really? Did he like it?
0:01:51 > 0:01:54No, he never went baaa-ck!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56LAUGHTER
0:01:56 > 0:01:57- Did you like that?- Yeah!
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Now it's time for our picture round.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02You're going to see a picture of something -
0:02:02 > 0:02:03buzz and tell me what it is.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Take a look at this.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06What is it?
0:02:08 > 0:02:10BUZZER Orange Bernard.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Um... It's a prickly banana.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14No, it's not a banana.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Shame, I love prickly bananas, I really do. I love them.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Oh. Does anyone know what it is?
0:02:20 > 0:02:22BUZZER Charles Cheese.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26- If it's green and got prickles it must be a gooseberry.- No.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28BUZZER Miss Honkover.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31It reminds me when I played Sleeping Beauty
0:02:31 > 0:02:33and I pricked my finger on the spinning wheel,
0:02:33 > 0:02:34but first I sang...
0:02:34 > 0:02:36# The spinning wheel... #
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Thank you. Does anyone know what this is?
0:02:39 > 0:02:41BUZZER Ken Koala.
0:02:41 > 0:02:42- QUIETLY:- Cactus.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Beg your pardon, Ken?
0:02:44 > 0:02:45It's a cactus, Mr Flipstick.
0:02:45 > 0:02:50Yes, yes! Thank you, Ken, it is indeed a cactus. One point to you.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52And now onto our numbers round.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55If I had two bananas and then bought two more,
0:02:55 > 0:02:57what would that give me?
0:02:57 > 0:02:58BUZZER Orange Bernard.
0:02:58 > 0:03:03Ooh... Me, as a friend, cos I love bananas! Hey-hey-hey!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Not quite the answer I was after.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07BUZZER Charles Cheese.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Er... Tummy ache.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12I didn't say I'd eat them all, Charles.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13BUZZER Orange Bernard.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15I'll have what you can't eat, then!
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Can we get back to the question?
0:03:17 > 0:03:21If I had two bananas and then bought two more, what would that give me?
0:03:21 > 0:03:22BUZZER Mr Biscuits.
0:03:22 > 0:03:28Two bananas and two bananas makes four bananas.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Absolutely right, Mr Biscuits. Eventually,
0:03:31 > 0:03:33but one point to Mr Biscuits.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36It's time for our final round.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Listen to this sound then buzz and tell me what it is.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Here's your sound.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43THUNDER
0:03:43 > 0:03:45BUZZER Charles Cheese.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48It's a giant moving its furniture round.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49No.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51BUZZER Mr Biscuits.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- A giant dancing.- No.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55BUZZER Miss Honkover.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- A giant's tummy rumbling.- No.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00BUZZER Orange Bernard.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03My tummy rumbling - no bananas, you see! Hey-hey!
0:04:03 > 0:04:06One last time, what is this sound?
0:04:06 > 0:04:09THUNDER
0:04:09 > 0:04:11BUZZER Ken Koala.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13I know what it is.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15OK, Ken, what is it?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17- QUIETLY:- It's thunder. - A bit louder, Ken.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19It's thunder.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21It's the correct answer! One point to Ken Koala.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Let's look at the scores. Our winner with two points is Ken Koala.
0:04:27 > 0:04:33Oh, yippee! Whooooo!
0:04:33 > 0:04:34He's going bananas!
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Oh, don't mention bananas. I'm hungry!
0:04:37 > 0:04:43And your special prize, Ken, is a ride on a camel!
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Oh, I was hoping for a dinghy!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47I'm sorry, we've run out of dinghies!
0:04:47 > 0:04:50That brings us to the end of another Buzz & Tell.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Goodbye! See you next time!
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Subtitles by Shaun Hadnett Red Bee Media Ltd
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