0:00:02 > 0:00:04Oh, my goodness, it's that time again!
0:00:04 > 0:00:07The time when we say "welcome" to Buzz & Tell.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:10 > 0:00:14Please welcome the fact-flipper general, Walter Flipstick!
0:00:14 > 0:00:17- CHEERING - Hello and welcome to Buzz & Tell.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19I'm the one with the questions,
0:00:19 > 0:00:22so let's meet the ones with the answers.
0:00:22 > 0:00:27I'm Miss Honkover and I'm here to entertain you all.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30I've got 100 songs and you'll love all of them.
0:00:30 > 0:00:35I'm Ken Koala and I'm building a den under the desk.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37It's made of pillows and fluff.
0:00:37 > 0:00:42My name's Orange Bernard, and I can eat a banana...
0:00:42 > 0:00:43sideways!
0:00:43 > 0:00:47I'm Charles Cheese. I love cheese so much that I'm named after it.
0:00:47 > 0:00:51The second name, not the first - Charles isn't a cheese, Cheese is!
0:00:51 > 0:00:53My name is Mr Biscuits,
0:00:53 > 0:00:57and I've invented a biscuit that bakes itself.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Fingers on buzzers, everyone.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02The first round is our missing-word round.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06see if you can spot the missing word in this well-known rhyme.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Old MacDonald had a...
0:01:07 > 0:01:09BUZZ! Orange Bernard.
0:01:09 > 0:01:10Fruit cake.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12No, Orange Bernard, not a fruit cake.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14- Sponge cake, then.- No.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Chocolate cake.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17No, Bernard, it's not any kind of cake.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Old MacDonald had a...
0:01:19 > 0:01:20BUZZ!
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Miss Honkover.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Dance, everybody loves to dance.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25No, sorry.
0:01:25 > 0:01:26BUZZ!
0:01:26 > 0:01:28I think Old MacDonald
0:01:28 > 0:01:30had a farm, Mr Flipstick.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Yes, you're right, Ken. Old MacDonald had a farm.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36One point to you!
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Now it's time for our picture round.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Look at this picture and Buzz & Tell me what it is.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43BUZZ!
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Mr Biscuits.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46It's a football.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47I'm afraid not, Mr Biscuits.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Did you say football?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50- Yes, I did.- Are you sure?
0:01:50 > 0:01:51Absolutely.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53You're not going to say cake
0:01:53 > 0:01:55or lamppost or door knob like you usually do?
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Why would I? It's a football.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Yes! It is a football. Well done, Mr Biscuits,
0:02:00 > 0:02:03for the first time ever, we've a correct answer straightaway!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05A point to you!
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Now it's our numbers round.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09We're adding up, so fingers on buzzers and listen carefully.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13If I have five people at my birthday party,
0:02:13 > 0:02:16and then three more arrive,
0:02:16 > 0:02:18How many people are there at my party?
0:02:18 > 0:02:19BUZZ!
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Miss Honkover.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23You're having a party? You never told me!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Nor me! None of us were invited.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28There's always cheese at parties too!
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Yes. I could have done my tyre and banana balancing act.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34It's popular at parties. It's very dangerous, but popular.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Well, let's sing him Happy Birthday anyway,
0:02:37 > 0:02:38even though he didn't invite us.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40One, two...
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Please, don't sing. There isn't any party and it's not my birthday.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45It's just a question.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47If there are five people at the party,
0:02:47 > 0:02:49and three more arrive,
0:02:49 > 0:02:50how many people are there?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52BUZZ!
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Charles Cheese.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56It's five add three, which is eight!
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Yes! Five people and three people is eight people!
0:02:59 > 0:03:02So, that's a point to you, Charles.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Now it's time for our sound round.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07Fingers on buzzers, listen to this and Buzz & Tell me what it is.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10TINKLING SCALE
0:03:10 > 0:03:12BUZZ! Orange Bernard.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15That's someone hitting a lot of half-empty milk bottles
0:03:15 > 0:03:16in a row on a wall.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17No.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Oh! Bluebottles!
0:03:18 > 0:03:20No, Bernard. No bottles of any kind.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Bluebottles are large flies anyway.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Yes, I knew that.
0:03:24 > 0:03:25No, he didn't!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Thank you, Mr Biscuits.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28- Do you know the answer?- To what?
0:03:28 > 0:03:30- What the sound was.- Which sound?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- This one. - TINKLING SCALE
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Oh! That one!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36- No. - BUZZ!
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Miss Honkover.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40It's what I sing along to all the time in my show.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42It's a piano.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Yes! Well done, Miss Honkover, it's a piano.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47So, that's one point to you, Miss Honkover.
0:03:47 > 0:03:52Now it's time for our final round - the general knowledge round.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Fingers on buzzers.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55What colour is an orange?
0:03:55 > 0:03:56BUZZ!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- Charles Cheese.- Red.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59BUZZ!
0:03:59 > 0:04:01- Miss Honkover.- Yellow.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02- No. - BUZZ!
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Mr Biscuits.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05- Green.- No.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08What colour is an orange?
0:04:08 > 0:04:09BUZZ!
0:04:09 > 0:04:10Orange Bernard.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- It's, um... Ooh! Ah...- Yes?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- It's... Ooh, or... Oh, dear.- Yes?
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Um... Ooh, orange... Orange...
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Purple! Hey-hey!
0:04:18 > 0:04:19No!
0:04:19 > 0:04:21BUZZ!
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Mr Biscuits.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24It's orange!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26An orange is orange.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28At last! Yes, an orange is orange.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31That's a point to you, Mr Biscuits.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Let's look at the final scores.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37So, we have a clear winner - Mr Biscuits with two points!
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Your prize is this bunch of balloons!
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Oh, thank you! It's just what I wanted.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45That's all we've got time for,
0:04:45 > 0:04:48and it's goodbye from me and all the contestants.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Join us next time
0:04:49 > 0:04:51when we play another fantastic game of Buzz & Tell!
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