0:00:02 > 0:00:05It's Buzz & Tell, the busiest, fuzziest quiz on the telly!
0:00:05 > 0:00:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:07 > 0:00:12And here's your host, the man with the facts at his flipper-tips,
0:00:12 > 0:00:15Walter Flipstick!
0:00:15 > 0:00:19Hello and welcome to the show that buzzes and tells, tells and buzzes,
0:00:19 > 0:00:20it's Buzz & Tell!
0:00:20 > 0:00:24Now let's straightaway meet the contestants.
0:00:24 > 0:00:29I'm Miss Honkover and I'm learning a new song about feathers.
0:00:29 > 0:00:34My name's Ken Koala and I'm learning not to be so quiet in company.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37My name is Orange Bernard
0:00:37 > 0:00:42and I'm learning to wrap my arms around my head twice!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44I'm Charles Cheese
0:00:44 > 0:00:48and I'm learning how to juggle three pieces of cheese.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50My name is Mr Biscuits
0:00:50 > 0:00:53and I'm learning how to stop crumbs falling off your biscuit.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- How do you do that? - Eat it in one go!
0:00:56 > 0:00:58So, those are our contestants
0:00:58 > 0:01:01and their brains look like they're bulging with answers.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Fingers on buzzers, everyone.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Our first round is a missing word round.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10See if you can spot the missing word in this well-known song.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14Row, row, row your boat gently down the...?
0:01:14 > 0:01:16BUZZER SOUNDS
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Lane?
0:01:17 > 0:01:18No.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21- BUZZER SOUNDS - Street!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23- No. - BUZZER SOUNDS
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Road!
0:01:25 > 0:01:29You can't row a boat down a lane, a street or a road, Charles.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31You can if the puddles are big enough!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33BUZZER SOUNDS
0:01:33 > 0:01:35- Stream?- What was that, Ken?
0:01:35 > 0:01:37You might need to pop up and answer that.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40It's row, row, row your boat
0:01:40 > 0:01:42gently down the stream.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46That's right. Well done, Ken! One point to you.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Now it's time for our picture round.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Take a look at this and tell me what it is.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55BUZZER SOUNDS
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Is it a man with a moustache?
0:01:57 > 0:01:58No.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00BUZZER SOUNDS
0:02:00 > 0:02:02A man with a moustache, wearing a funny hat.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04I don't think so.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06BUZZER SOUNDS
0:02:06 > 0:02:10It's a man with a moustache, wearing TWO funny hats!
0:02:10 > 0:02:14No. Here's a clue - this tells you the time.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- My dad tells me the time. - BUZZER SOUNDS
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Is it Ken's dad?
0:02:19 > 0:02:20BUZZER SOUNDS
0:02:20 > 0:02:22With a moustache?
0:02:22 > 0:02:24BUZZER SOUNDS
0:02:24 > 0:02:25And two hats?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27BUZZER SOUNDS
0:02:27 > 0:02:31That's not Ken's dad, it's a clock!
0:02:31 > 0:02:34That's right, Mr Biscuits, it is a clock. One point to you, well done!
0:02:34 > 0:02:37OK, now it's time for our numbers round.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Let's do some adding-up!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Now, if a train was pulling three carriages,
0:02:42 > 0:02:45and it picked up two more carriages at the station,
0:02:45 > 0:02:47what would there be?
0:02:47 > 0:02:49BUZZER SOUNDS
0:02:49 > 0:02:52A very long train.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54No, Charles, it's a number.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55BUZZER SOUNDS
0:02:55 > 0:02:58A very long number of trains.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59What?!
0:02:59 > 0:03:01BUZZER SOUNDS
0:03:01 > 0:03:04I don't know the answer, but I do know a song about a train.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- SHE SINGS - I'm so sorry, Miss Honkover,
0:03:07 > 0:03:09we really must get on.
0:03:09 > 0:03:10BUZZER SOUNDS
0:03:10 > 0:03:13You've got to add three carriages to two carriages,
0:03:13 > 0:03:17that's three added to two, which is five.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20It's five carriages on the train.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Yes, well done, Mr Biscuits, that's absolutely right,
0:03:23 > 0:03:26it is five carriages. One point to you.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30OK, so now we're rushing headlong into our sound round.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Listen to this and buzz and tell me what you think it is.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35CAR HORN HONKS
0:03:35 > 0:03:37BUZZER SOUNDS
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- Ah, yes, it's a banana!- Banana?!
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Yes, a banana, being peeled.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Bananas don't make a noise when they're peeled!
0:03:45 > 0:03:49That's right, bananas don't. But I do!
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- Like this! - HE MAKES HONKING SOUNDS
0:03:53 > 0:03:56I see. But that doesn't answer the question.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Listen again and see if you can tell me what it is.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00CAR HORN HONKS
0:04:00 > 0:04:02BUZZER SOUNDS
0:04:02 > 0:04:04A seagull.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- No. - BUZZER SOUNDS
0:04:06 > 0:04:08A flock of seagulls!
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- No. - BUZZER SOUNDS
0:04:10 > 0:04:14I know what this is! It's a car horn. Honk! Honk!
0:04:14 > 0:04:17It's the right answer, Charles. It is a car horn.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Honk! Honk! Well done, one point to you.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Well, we've come to the end of the quiz
0:04:21 > 0:04:24and our winner is Mr Biscuits, with two points!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:26 > 0:04:29And your special prize today, Mr Biscuits, is...
0:04:29 > 0:04:33- a banana! - LAUGHTER
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Er, thank you!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37- BERNARD HONKS - Keep calm, Orange Bernard!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39I can't, I love bananas!
0:04:39 > 0:04:43It's OK, Orange Bernard. You can have it.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Oh, thank you!
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Well, that's all we have time for on this edition.
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Don't forget to join us again
0:04:48 > 0:04:52for another flip-tastically funny edition of Buzz & Tell. Goodbye!
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