0:00:02 > 0:00:05Welcome to the most quizziliciously quirky quiz of all quizzes,
0:00:05 > 0:00:08it's time to play Buzz & Tell!
0:00:10 > 0:00:13And here's your host, the man with the facts at his flipper-tips,
0:00:13 > 0:00:17Walter Flipstick!
0:00:17 > 0:00:20CHEERING Hello, and welcome to Buzz & Tell.
0:00:20 > 0:00:26I'm the one with the questions, so let's meet the ones with the answers.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28It's me, Miss Honkover.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30And don't you just love this show?
0:00:30 > 0:00:34I'm Ken Koala. Is it time to come out now?
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Hello?
0:00:36 > 0:00:38My name's Orange Bernard.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41I can make a pie from seven bananas and another banana.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46I'm Charles Cheese. I'm making a big list of all cheeses in the world.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49I'm Mr Biscuits.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53I'm studying the difference between custard creams and flapjacks.
0:00:53 > 0:00:59Now onto our first round, which is the missing word round. Here we go.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02What word is missing from this song?
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Heads, shoulders, knees, and...
0:01:04 > 0:01:06BUZZ
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Nose!
0:01:07 > 0:01:09That's close, Mr Biscuits.
0:01:09 > 0:01:10Oh, right. Mouth.
0:01:10 > 0:01:11That's close to your nose.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14No. I meant it sounds like "nose".
0:01:14 > 0:01:15BUZZ
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Clothes! That sounds like "nose".
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Sorry, Charles, that's not what I'm after.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Here's a clue - people have ten of these.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26BUZZ
0:01:26 > 0:01:29It's songs. I've got ten songs
0:01:29 > 0:01:31on my new big musical album.
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Here's one of them.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36SHE SINGS TUNELESSLY Thanks, Miss Honkover. Maybe later.
0:01:36 > 0:01:41- We need to know what comes next. Heads, shoulders, knees...- Toes.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Well done, Ken. A stunning answer.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48One point to Ken. Round Two is the picture round.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Take a look at this picture then tell me what it is.
0:01:53 > 0:01:54BUZZ
0:01:55 > 0:01:56That's a fishing net,
0:01:56 > 0:02:00with all the holes filled in so you can pick up big bits of cheese.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01It's not, Charles.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03BUZZ
0:02:03 > 0:02:07It's a comfy seat for people with flat, round bottoms.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11Or a hat for people with flat, round heads. And a handle.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15No, it isn't either of those. Here's a clue. It's a pan,
0:02:15 > 0:02:18and you can cook sauce in it.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22- BUZZ - It's a pansauce.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Oops! No. Saucepan.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Yes! One point to you.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30It's time for the numbers round.
0:02:30 > 0:02:35This is where we do some taking away, so fingers on buzzers.
0:02:35 > 0:02:41If there are four children on a merry-go-round and two get off,
0:02:41 > 0:02:45- how many are left on it? - What sort of merry-go-round?
0:02:45 > 0:02:49If it's the sort with horses, I know a song about those.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- BUZZ - Saucepan!
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- That was another round, Charles. - Oh, sorry.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Does anyone know the answer?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- BUZZ - Two!
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Yes, four take away two is two.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Ha-ha-ha!
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Yes. It's two. That's a point to you.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Now, quickly onto our sound round.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12What is this sound?
0:03:12 > 0:03:15CAT MEOWS
0:03:15 > 0:03:17BUZZ
0:03:17 > 0:03:18It's a violin!
0:03:18 > 0:03:19No. BUZZ
0:03:19 > 0:03:23It's a small bus with tiny brakes
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- squealing as it stops at a miniature bus stop.- No.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30- BUZZ - It's a firework.- No.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34- BUZZ - It's the squeak of a wheel.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36I'm sorry, Miss Honkover, it's not.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38- BUZZ - It's a cat.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Sorry, Ken?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42It's a cat meowing.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Yes! Well done, it's a cat meowing. That's a point to you.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49So here we are, the last round. It's our general knowledge round.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Get ready to buzz.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Where does wood come from?
0:03:54 > 0:03:56BUZZ
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Cheese!
0:03:57 > 0:03:58No.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- BUZZ - Wooden bananas.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02No!
0:04:02 > 0:04:06Wood is made from the things birds nest in.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- BUZZ - Soup.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10No. Soup?
0:04:10 > 0:04:12BUZZ
0:04:12 > 0:04:16It's a tree. Wood comes from trees!
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Well done, Charles. Wood does indeed come from trees.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22That's the end of the show. Let's look at the final scores.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27The winner is Ken, with two points!
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Your prize this week, Ken, is this lovely, small, tiny drum.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Oh, that's great. I've always wanted a tiny drum.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40I'm going to play it.
0:04:40 > 0:04:45HE REPEATEDLY BANGS THE DRUM Err, yep, Ken...
0:04:45 > 0:04:47PLEASE STOP PLAYING THE DRUM!
0:04:47 > 0:04:52Well, that brings us to the end of another Buzz & Tell. Goodbye!
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