0:00:02 > 0:00:05It's Buzz And Tell - the busiest, fuzziest quiz on the telly.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07CHEERING
0:00:07 > 0:00:11And here's your host - the man with the facts at his flipper tips -
0:00:11 > 0:00:15Walter Flipstick!
0:00:15 > 0:00:18Hello and welcome to Buzz And Tell.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Let's straightaway meet our contestants. We have...
0:00:21 > 0:00:24I'm Miss Honkover and I am studying
0:00:24 > 0:00:28the most fascinating subject in the whole world - singing.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32I'm Ken Koala. I'm studying the end of my nose
0:00:32 > 0:00:35and it's making my eyes go funny.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39My name is Orange Bernard and I'm studying
0:00:39 > 0:00:42the possibility of me having a quick snooze.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46I'm Charles Cheese and I'm studying
0:00:46 > 0:00:48what happens when you eat too much cheese.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50- HE BURPS - Ooh!
0:00:51 > 0:00:54I'm Mr Biscuits and I'm studying
0:00:54 > 0:00:57big, small, round, square, soft and crunchy biscuits.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Thank you, everyone.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03I can tell we're raring to go so fingers on buzzers.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06This is our missing words round.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Buzz and tell me what are the missing words.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10"The wheels on the bus go..."
0:01:10 > 0:01:12BUZZER Mr Biscuits.
0:01:12 > 0:01:13Flat.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15I hope not, Mr Biscuits.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17BUZZER Orange Bernard.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Er, missing?
0:01:18 > 0:01:19No, sorry.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Shame, I'd like a nice tyre to swing on.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24"The wheels on the bus go..."
0:01:24 > 0:01:26BUZZER Charles Cheese.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30- # The wheels on the bus go up and down. #- No.
0:01:30 > 0:01:31- BUZZER - In and out?
0:01:31 > 0:01:35No. Remember, it's the missing word ROUND.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37BUZZER Mr Biscuits.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Round and round.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Yes. One point to Mr Biscuits.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42APPLAUSE
0:01:42 > 0:01:44And now for our picture round.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48Buzz and tell me what the picture is. Take a look at this.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52What is it?
0:01:52 > 0:01:53BUZZER Charles Cheese.
0:01:53 > 0:01:54Orange.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Yes, it is, but what sort of orange thing is it?
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Er, an orange orange.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01No, it's not an orange.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03BUZZER Charles Cheese.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04You said it was orange.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Yes, it's orange, but not an orange.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09BUZZER Miss Honkover.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11It looked like a microphone for singing into.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13# I'm only a bird... #
0:02:13 > 0:02:15It's not a microphone.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18BUZZER Ken Koala.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19A vegetable?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- I beg your pardon, Ken.- A vegetable.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Yes, but could you tell me what kind?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25No.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26BUZZER Charles Cheese.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30A crunchy carrot kind of vegetable.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Yes! Spot on, Charles, a carrot. One point to you.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35APPLAUSE
0:02:35 > 0:02:37And now onto our numbers round.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41If I have five cabbages growing in my garden
0:02:41 > 0:02:44and a rabbit comes in and eats two of them
0:02:44 > 0:02:45what would I have?
0:02:45 > 0:02:47BUZZER Charles Cheese.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48A very happy rabbit.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52That's not quite the answer I was after, Charles.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53BUZZER Orange Bernard.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Ooh, a very big happy rabbit.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Well, yes, but that's not the answer, Orange Bernard.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Five cabbages in my plot,
0:03:01 > 0:03:03two are eaten, now I've got...?
0:03:03 > 0:03:05..to grow some more.
0:03:05 > 0:03:10No. Five cabbages, take away two, gives me...?
0:03:10 > 0:03:12BUZZER Miss Honkover.
0:03:12 > 0:03:18Five cabbages, take away two cabbages... Three cabbages, Walt.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19The answer is three.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Correct, Miss Honkover. One point to you.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24APPLAUSE
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Thank you. Now it's time for our final round.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Listen to the sound then buzz and tell me what it is.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Here's your sound. What is this sound?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34GLASS SHATTERS
0:03:35 > 0:03:37BUZZER Mr Biscuits.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Daybreak.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Ooh! Ha-ha-ha-ha. Very good. Daybreak.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Yes, very good, Mr Biscuits. He-he-he-he.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Er, no. It's not daybreak.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48BUZZER Orange Bernard.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Oh, tea break. I'll have a banana smoothie.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Oh, I'll have a bird seed smoothie.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56I'll have a biscuit smoothie.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Ooh, I'll have a cheese smoothie.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02And I'll have a fish smoothie... No, wait a minute, it's not a tea break.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Let's get back to the quiz. What is this sound?
0:04:04 > 0:04:07GLASS SHATTERS
0:04:07 > 0:04:09BUZZER Orange Bernard.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Sounds like the last time I played football.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- BUZZER - That is a really smashing sound, Walt.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Smashing glass is the correct answer.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21- What is?- That.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25Miss Honkover has the answer. It is, in fact, smashing glass.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27One point to Miss Honkover.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30With two points, Miss Honkover wins the show!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Oh, thank you, thank you.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33APPLAUSE
0:04:33 > 0:04:35It's not a tea break, then?
0:04:35 > 0:04:36No, it's not.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39And your special prize, Miss Honkover, is...
0:04:39 > 0:04:42some singing lessons.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Oh.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46That brings us to the end of another Buzz And Tell.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Now it is time for a tea break. Goodbye and see you next time.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Goodbye!
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