0:00:01 > 0:00:02Yes, it's Buzz & Tell,
0:00:02 > 0:00:05the only quiz show on TV that leaves you wanting less.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07APPLAUSE
0:00:07 > 0:00:09MUSIC
0:00:09 > 0:00:15Featuring your happy-go-lucky host, Walter Flipstick.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Hello and welcome to Buzz & Tell.
0:00:17 > 0:00:22The quiz show that makes you realise how clever you really are.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Let's meet our contestants today. We have...
0:00:24 > 0:00:29I'm Miss Honkover and my specialist subject is my adoring fans.
0:00:29 > 0:00:37I'm Ken Koala. My specialist subject is trying to be loud.
0:00:37 > 0:00:43My name is Orange Bernard and my specialist subject is bananas.
0:00:43 > 0:00:48I'm Charles Cheese and my specialist subject is cheese.
0:00:48 > 0:00:54My name is Mr Biscuits and my specialist subject is crumbs.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56MUSIC
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Thank you, everyone. We're right on schedule. Let's get going.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Fingers on buzzers. This is our missing words round.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Now, Buzz & Tell me what's the missing word.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Coconuts are covered in what?
0:01:08 > 0:01:09BUZZER
0:01:09 > 0:01:11- Mr Biscuits.- Chocolate.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Not chocolate, Mr Biscuits.
0:01:13 > 0:01:14BUZZER
0:01:14 > 0:01:16- Orange Bernard.- Fleas.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19No, Orange Bernard, coconuts do not have fleas.
0:01:19 > 0:01:20BUZZER
0:01:20 > 0:01:22- Charles Cheese.- Cheese.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26Er... I've never seen cheese on a coconut before, Charles.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Oh!
0:01:27 > 0:01:28BUZZER
0:01:28 > 0:01:30- Mr Biscuits.- Aren't they a bit hairy, Mr Flipstick?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32They certainly are, Mr Biscuits.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36Coconuts are covered in hair. One point to you. Ha-ha.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40Now for our picture round. You're going to see a picture of something
0:01:40 > 0:01:44and you have to buzz and tell me what it is. Take a look at this.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46What is it?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Orange Bernard.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51- Erm... A teapot.- No.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53It's got a handle and a spout.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55BUZZER
0:01:55 > 0:02:00- Mr Biscuits.- It's a musical instrument. A sort of trumpet.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02No, I'm afraid not, Mr Biscuits.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03BUZZER
0:02:03 > 0:02:07- Miss Honkover.- Did I tell you my voice is a musical instrument?
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Thank you, Miss Honkover. I'm sure you've mentioned it before.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Anyone know what this is?
0:02:12 > 0:02:13BUZZER
0:02:13 > 0:02:18- Charles Cheese.- It's a shower for small creatures like me.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21You can't be suggesting it covers you with water.
0:02:21 > 0:02:26- Oh, yes. You scrub yourself clean. - Oh, you can't be serious.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27BUZZER
0:02:27 > 0:02:28- Ken Koala.- Can.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- What?- Can. Watering can.
0:02:31 > 0:02:36Oh, I see. It's a watering can to water plants.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Oh, that's a relief!
0:02:38 > 0:02:40One point to you, Ken.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Now, onto our numbers round.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48You have 10 blueberries and you eat nine of them.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49What are you left with?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51BUZZER
0:02:51 > 0:02:56- Charles Cheese.- A tummy ache. - Not the right answer, Charles.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57BUZZER
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- Orange Bernard.- A blue tongue. - No.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00BUZZER
0:03:00 > 0:03:04- Mr Biscuits.- You're left with a feeling you should've shared them
0:03:04 > 0:03:06instead of gobbling them all yourself.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Probably, but it's not the right answer.
0:03:09 > 0:03:10BUZZER
0:03:10 > 0:03:14- Charles Cheese.- Have you tasted blueberries and cheese? Mmm.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15I can't say I have.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Since there's only one left, I don't think you'll get the chance.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20One blueberry left is the correct answer.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24One point to Charles Cheese.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Now, it's time for our final round.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Listen to this sound then buzz and tell me what it is.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Here's your sound.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32WOLF HOWLS
0:03:32 > 0:03:33BUZZER
0:03:33 > 0:03:37- Charles Cheese.- It's an owl. - Not an owl, Charles.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38BUZZER
0:03:38 > 0:03:43- Miss Honkover.- It's... It's... Oh, I can't remember.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45It's... It's big and hairy.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47A giant coconut!
0:03:47 > 0:03:50No, no. It's very dangerous.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53A giant angry coconut.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55No, no, it howls at the moon.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Oh, a giant angry coconut that can't sleep.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01No, no, no, no. Bernard. Miss Honkover is very close.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02BUZZER
0:04:02 > 0:04:07- Mr Biscuits.- Sounds like a dog to me. - You're getting warmer, Mr Biscuits.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08BUZZER
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- Charles Cheese.- A hotdog.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- No.- A hairy hotdog with an owl.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15It's just one creature, Charles.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19It can only be one thing. A wolf that owls.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21You've got it, Charles. A wolf's howl.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23That's what I said. An owl. A wolf's owl.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27Whatever you said, Charles, it's correct. One point to toy.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28HE LAUGHS
0:04:28 > 0:04:33Let's look at the scores. Our winner this time is Charles Cheese.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34THEY CHEER
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Hooray! I'm the big cheese again.
0:04:36 > 0:04:41Your special prize, Charles Cheese, is a giant coconut.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43THEY CHEER
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Oh, lovely. Just what I've always wanted.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49That brings us to the end of another Buzz & Tell.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53It was all a bit hairy but we got there in the end. See you next time.
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