0:00:02 > 0:00:06Yes, it's Buzz & Tell, the wibbliest and wobbliest quiz on TV!
0:00:06 > 0:00:07APPLAUSE
0:00:07 > 0:00:14Featuring your wibbly-wobbly host, Walter Flipstick!
0:00:14 > 0:00:20Welcome to Buzz & Tell, the quiz that makes you laugh your hair off.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Let's meet our contestants. We have...
0:00:23 > 0:00:28I'm Miss Honkover and I find singing just so, so interesting!
0:00:29 > 0:00:34I'm Ken Koala. I'm finding the inside of my hat very interesting.
0:00:35 > 0:00:40I'm Orange Bernard. I'm finding my tummy button very interesting.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44I'm Charles Cheese. And I find cheese interesting.
0:00:45 > 0:00:51Hi, I'm Mr Biscuits. I find biscuit crumbs in my fur very interesting.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Thank you, everyone. Now, fingers on buzzers.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58Get ready, this is our missing word round.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Now buzz and tell me what's the missing word.
0:01:01 > 0:01:06If you're "something" and you know it, clap your hands.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Charles Cheese!
0:01:07 > 0:01:10If you're COLD and you know it, clap your hands?
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Good answer, but not the right one, Charles.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Orange Bernard!
0:01:15 > 0:01:19If you're being attacked by a lion and you know it, clap your hands.
0:01:19 > 0:01:20And it'll go away, maybe?
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Interesting advice, but no, Orange Bernard.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Miss Honkover.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29If you're listening to my hit songs and you know it, clap your hands.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33- # I'm only a songbird... # - Miss Honkover, it's a missing WORD!
0:01:33 > 0:01:37If you're "what" and you know it, clap your hands.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Ken Koala!
0:01:39 > 0:01:40Australian?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42- No.- Charles Cheese.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Small?
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- No.- Orange Bernard.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47I clap my hands when I'm happy.
0:01:47 > 0:01:52- If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!- Totally correct!
0:01:52 > 0:01:56One point to Orange Bernard. And now for our picture round.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58You'll see a picture of something
0:01:58 > 0:02:00and you buzz and tell me what it is. Take a look.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02What is it?
0:02:04 > 0:02:07- Charles Cheese.- A tickling stick!
0:02:07 > 0:02:08No, Charles. Good guess.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Mr Biscuits.
0:02:10 > 0:02:15A brush for brushing up all those biscuit crumbs that escape.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17No, not a crumb brush, Mr Biscuits.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Miss Honkover.
0:02:19 > 0:02:24I think it is a baton used to conduct the song in my musical!
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- # I'm just a musical... # - No, not a baton, Miss Honkover.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Ken Koala.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31I think you paint pictures with it.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Yes! Thank you, Ken! So it is a...
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Paintbrush.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Absolutely spot on, Ken Koala.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41It's a paintbrush! One point to you.
0:02:41 > 0:02:42And now on to our numbers round.
0:02:42 > 0:02:48If I had six grapes and someone ate two of them, what would be left?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51- Orange Bernard. - Less grapes and a stalk.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54I'm afraid that's not the answer on my card.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- Miss Honkover. - Oh, I know a song about grapes!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00# I'm only a grape... #
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Ahem! No need to sing, the grapes aren't real.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06OK, I'll have a lie-down. Perhaps a few grapes?
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Oh, did YOU eat the grapes, Miss Honkover?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13The grapes haven't really gone.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14It was a simple question -
0:03:14 > 0:03:18if I had six grapes and someone ate two, what would I be left with?
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Ken Koala.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24That would be six grapes, take away two, Mr Flipstick.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26And how many is that, Ken?
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Er...
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Charles Cheese.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Four! You'd have four grapes left!
0:03:31 > 0:03:36It's the correct answer, Charles! Sorry, Ken. Pipped at the post.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37No worries.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40One point to you, Charles Cheese.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Now it's time for our final round.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47Listen to this sound and buzz and tell me what it is.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49SPLASH
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Mr Biscuits.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Me dropping a biscuit in the bath.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55Biscuits in the bath? No.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Charles Cheese.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Very runny cheese falling onto my plate!
0:03:59 > 0:04:01- You wish, Charles.- I do!
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Orange Bernard.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Can I hear it again, Mr Flapstack?
0:04:05 > 0:04:07You may, Orange Bernard.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09SPLASH
0:04:10 > 0:04:11Orange Bernard.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14It reminds me of the time the monkey who delivers the bananas
0:04:14 > 0:04:16fell into a crocodile-infested swamp.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20It's a splash. Monkeys make a splash.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23That's the correct answer! One point to Orange Bernard.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27So let's check the scores.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31With two points, our winner this time is...Orange Bernard!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33CHEERING
0:04:33 > 0:04:36I'll take a holiday on a boat, please!
0:04:36 > 0:04:40And your special prize, Orange Bernard, is...a large banana!
0:04:41 > 0:04:45That's just like a holiday on a boat! Heh-heh-heh!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48I hope you have many hours of fun with that.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52That brings us to the end of another Buzz & Tell. Goodbye!
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