0:00:02 > 0:00:04Stop what you're doing and come over here,
0:00:04 > 0:00:07because it's time for five minutes of fast fact-flipping
0:00:07 > 0:00:08in Buzz & Tell!
0:00:08 > 0:00:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:10 > 0:00:15And here's your host, the man who makes facts fun, Walter Flipstick!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Hello and welcome to Buzz & Tell.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Now, let's meet the contestants.
0:00:21 > 0:00:27I'm Miss Honkover and I've just got back from doing my big musical show!
0:00:27 > 0:00:33My name is Ken Koala, and I'm learning how to say hello properly.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36I'm Orange Bernard. I'm trying to find a way
0:00:36 > 0:00:38of making a tyre out of banana skins!
0:00:39 > 0:00:43I'm Charles Cheese! I've made the first-ever bicycle made of cheese!
0:00:44 > 0:00:49My name is Mr Biscuits. I'm searching for the perfect biscuit.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51- CHEERING - That's the panel
0:00:51 > 0:00:53and they look like they could play all day.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57Let's get straight into our first round, our missing word round.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Fingers on buzzers. Here we go.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01What word is missing from this phrase?
0:01:01 > 0:01:03A swimming pool is filled with...
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Mr Biscuits!
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Biscuits!
0:01:05 > 0:01:09- No...- I want a swimming pool filled with cream cheese!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11I'd like one filled with bananas.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Right. The question is, swimming pools are filled with...
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Ken Koala!
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Swimming pools are filled with water.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Well done, Ken, swimming pools are filled with water,
0:01:22 > 0:01:25so that's a point to you. Onto our second round,
0:01:25 > 0:01:29the picture round, take a look at this picture and tell me what it is.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Orange Bernard!
0:01:33 > 0:01:35A talking stool!
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- What?!- Two people can sit on either end
0:01:37 > 0:01:39and have a chat about bananas.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- Or cheese!- Or biscuits!
0:01:41 > 0:01:45Well, you might have a chat on this, but that's not what it's called.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Mr Biscuits!
0:01:46 > 0:01:49It's a coconut catapult.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51You put a coconut on one end
0:01:51 > 0:01:53and drop a large rock on the other end
0:01:53 > 0:01:56and the coconut is sent flying through the air.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57Very, very clever.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Wrong. Sorry, Mr Biscuits. I'll give you a clue,
0:01:59 > 0:02:01it rhymes with "hee-haw".
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Charles Cheese!
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Nee-naw!
0:02:04 > 0:02:05- No.- Orange Bernard!
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Mee-maw!
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- No.- Miss Honkover.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Oh, this is easy. It's a seesaw!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15You're right, Miss Honkover, it's a seesaw, so well done,
0:02:15 > 0:02:18one point to you! So onto the next round, this is the numbers round,
0:02:18 > 0:02:21we're going to do some adding, so fingers on buzzers.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23If you have three cats in a house
0:02:23 > 0:02:26and another walks in from the garden, what do you have?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Orange Bernard!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Muddy paw-prints on the floor!
0:02:30 > 0:02:34- Mr Biscuits! - Claw marks all over the furniture!
0:02:34 > 0:02:38- Charles Cheese! - I have to hide, I don't like cats!
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Miss Honkover!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41You'd have cats meowing,
0:02:41 > 0:02:45which is as lovely as a song. Talking of which...
0:02:45 > 0:02:46# Meow... #
0:02:46 > 0:02:48OK, thank you for those answers.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50They were all right, but this is a numbers round,
0:02:50 > 0:02:52so I want a number for the answer.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55There are three cats in a house, one more walks in, how many cats?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Mr Biscuits!
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Three cats and one more cat
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- is four cats! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Well done, Mr Biscuits, three and one is four,
0:03:04 > 0:03:06That's a point to you!
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Let's move onto the next round, it's a sound round, so here we go.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Listen to this sound and see if you can tell me what it is.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14CLIP-CLOPPING
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Mr Biscuits!
0:03:16 > 0:03:18It's the sound of biscuits being hit
0:03:18 > 0:03:21to see if they have a jam filling or a cream filling!
0:03:21 > 0:03:22No.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Charles Cheese!
0:03:24 > 0:03:27I've got it! It's an animal, isn't it?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- Yes, it is!- A big animal that doesn't like cheese!
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- Yes!- It's a horse walking!
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Well done, Charles Cheese!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36It's the sound of a horse's hooves clip-clopping!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39So that's a point to you, Charles!
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Now onto our final round, it's the general knowledge round,
0:03:42 > 0:03:44so fingers on buzzers, here we go.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48Do you eat soup with a fork, a spoon or a knife?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50BUZZING
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Mr Biscuits!
0:03:51 > 0:03:53I don't eat soup at all!
0:03:53 > 0:03:54I need biscuits!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Well, let's pretend you do eat soup.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58What would you eat it with?
0:03:58 > 0:04:00I would eat it with biscuits.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04The choice, Mr Biscuits, is fork, spoon or knife.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- No biscuits?- No.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- Then I don't know. - Is it banana soup?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11No, Orange Bernard, it's not banana soup, but if it was,
0:04:11 > 0:04:14would you use a fork, spoon, or a knife?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16That's very difficult to answer.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Why?- Because I don't know.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Right. Does anyone know?
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Mr Biscuits!
0:04:22 > 0:04:24- HE LAUGHS - It's a spoon!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Yes, it is!
0:04:26 > 0:04:27That's one point to you,
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Mr Biscuits, and it's the end of the show.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Let's look at the final scores.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32DRUM ROLL
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Well, we have a winner, it's Mr Biscuits with two points!
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Well done!
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Your prize is this giant wooden spoon!
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Thank you! I shall keep it for special occasions!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46That's all for this edition of Buzz & Tell.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50It's goodbye until the next time we spend five fantastic minutes
0:04:50 > 0:04:52playing Buzz & Tell! Goodbye!
0:04:52 > 0:04:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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