Episode 3

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05It's Buzz And Tell, the puzzliest panel show on the telly.

0:00:05 > 0:00:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:10 > 0:00:15Here's your host, the taskmaster with the tusks, Walter Dipstick.

0:00:15 > 0:00:18Hello, welcome to Buzz And Tell.

0:00:18 > 0:00:20Let's meet the contestants.

0:00:20 > 0:00:24My name is Melanie Wiggles and I'm learning about prize-winning carrots.

0:00:24 > 0:00:29My name is Karl. I'm learning about how to get nuts out of chocolate

0:00:29 > 0:00:33because I don't like chocolate, but I like nuts.

0:00:33 > 0:00:38My name is Henrietta Peck and I'm learning about small, fluffy chicks

0:00:38 > 0:00:40that make you go, "Aw!"

0:00:40 > 0:00:44I'm Charles Cheese and I'm learning about strong, cheesy pongs.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Whiffy!

0:00:46 > 0:00:48My name is Mr Biscuits

0:00:48 > 0:00:53and I'm learning about biscuits through the ages.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55- How long will that take?- Ages.

0:00:55 > 0:01:00It's time to ask some questions. Fingers on buzzers, everyone.

0:01:00 > 0:01:05This is our missing word round. What is the missing word in this rhyme?

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Little Jack Horner sat in a...

0:01:08 > 0:01:12In a mood. My mum doesn't like it when I sit in a mood.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14She calls it a huff.

0:01:14 > 0:01:18Jack Horner didn't sit in a mood or a huff for that matter.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Me, I know this. Me, Mr Walter, me.

0:01:21 > 0:01:26- Karl, you have to buzz if you want to tell me the answer.- OK. Puddle.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Are you sure? Little Jack Horner sat in a puddle?

0:01:29 > 0:01:31No, but it would be funny.

0:01:31 > 0:01:32Not really.

0:01:34 > 0:01:38In a chicken shed. That's what I do. A lot.

0:01:38 > 0:01:39No.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45I've got it. Little Jack Horner sat in a corner.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49Yes, you've done it. Well done. 1 point to you.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Let's have the next round, which is the picture round.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57What is it? I'll give you a clue. This can get muddy.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02It's a footballer. They get muddy

0:02:02 > 0:02:05because they fall over and roll around crying.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09It's not footballer, but that was very interesting.

0:02:10 > 0:02:15It's a big, red telephone, which you should only use in emergencies,

0:02:15 > 0:02:17like when you've run out of biscuits.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Does that happen to you a lot?

0:02:19 > 0:02:23Oh, no. I always keep spare biscuits in my sock drawer,

0:02:23 > 0:02:26but I did run out of socks once and I had to wear biscuits.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33- I remember two bars. - Very good. What's the answer?

0:02:33 > 0:02:34No idea.

0:02:34 > 0:02:38Oh, well, I think it is a wellie boot.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42Oh, you'll be right. Brilliant answer. 1 point.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Now it's time for our sound round.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Listen to the sound and tell me what it is.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49ENGINE ROARS

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Was it an ice cream van?

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Bit fast for an ice cream van.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59The ice cream van that comes along my street is very fast.

0:02:59 > 0:03:00I've never caught it.

0:03:00 > 0:03:05- How do you get ice cream then? - I wait for it to stop. Much easier.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08It's not an ice cream van, but I can give you a clue.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10It flies.

0:03:11 > 0:03:12It's a kite.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13No!

0:03:14 > 0:03:19That noise wasn't me. I can only fly a little bit.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23Even if I could, I wouldn't make all that noise.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Fascinating.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29- Me! Me! Me!- Go on.- What?- Buzz. - Buzz what?- Your buzzer.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Silly me, I forgot.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Right, yes.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Oops, it's gone.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Was it a flying aeroplane?

0:03:40 > 0:03:43That was a super answer, you're right, it was an aeroplane.

0:03:43 > 0:03:451 point to you.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Well, we've come to our last round, it's general knowledge.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Here's your question, fingers on buzzers.

0:03:51 > 0:03:55Where would you find clowns, jugglers and acrobats?

0:03:56 > 0:03:57Up a tree.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01In a cheese shop.

0:04:01 > 0:04:02No.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05- In the bath?- No.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08On a park bench.

0:04:08 > 0:04:09No!

0:04:11 > 0:04:14It must be a circus!

0:04:14 > 0:04:18Brilliant, you'll find clowns, jugglers and acrobats in a circus.

0:04:18 > 0:04:201 point to you.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24Well, that was our last round. Now let's look at the scores.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28Our winner is, with 2 points, Charles Cheese.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33Your prize, Charles, is a cheese flavoured scratch and sniff card.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Wow! Woohoo!

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Amazing cheesy whiff!

0:04:40 > 0:04:43BUZZER What does whiff mean?

0:04:43 > 0:04:46- Smelly.- I only asked. - No, I... Oh, never mind.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Thank you everyone for watching Buzz And Tell.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Goodbye. See you next time.

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