0:00:05 > 0:00:08CHEERING
0:00:09 > 0:00:14Featuring your quick-witted host, Walter Flipstick.
0:00:14 > 0:00:18Welcome to Buzz and Tell, the show that quenches your thirst
0:00:18 > 0:00:21for knowledge. Let's meet our contestants.
0:00:21 > 0:00:26I'm Miss Honkover and I'm an expert in singing wonderful songs
0:00:26 > 0:00:28from my big musical shows.
0:00:28 > 0:00:35I'm Ken Koala and I'm an expert in talking very, very quietly.
0:00:35 > 0:00:40My name's Orange Bernard and I'm a bit of an expert in scratching!
0:00:40 > 0:00:44I'm Charles Cheese and I'm an expert in cheese!
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Hello, I'm Mr Biscuits and I'm an expert in biscuits.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52Thank you, everyone. It's time to play Buzz and Tell.
0:00:52 > 0:00:57Fingers on buzzers. Now buzz and tell me what's the missing word?
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Polly put the something on.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Charles Cheese!- Radio?
0:01:02 > 0:01:03No.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05- Mr Biscuits!- TV?
0:01:05 > 0:01:07No, sorry.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10- Miss Honkover.- Make-up.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14It's not make-up. Polly put the what on? What is it?
0:01:14 > 0:01:18- Mr Biscuits! - Is she putting her hat on?
0:01:18 > 0:01:21- Or a coat?- Or her gloves.- No.
0:01:21 > 0:01:22I'll give you a clue -
0:01:22 > 0:01:24she wanted to boil some water.
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Miss Honkover!
0:01:26 > 0:01:29A kettle. # Polly put the kettle on! #
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Excellent. Polly put the kettle on.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33It'll never fit her. Ha-ha!
0:01:33 > 0:01:35One point, Miss Honkover.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38And now to our picture round.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39You'll see a picture
0:01:39 > 0:01:42and you buzz and tell me what it is.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Look at this, what is it?
0:01:46 > 0:01:48- Orange Bernard!- A stick.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50No!
0:01:51 > 0:01:52- Charles Cheese!- An arrow?
0:01:52 > 0:01:56It can't be an arrow, an arrow has feathers.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Thank you. Yes, we know it's not an arrow, what is it?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02- Orange Bernard!- It's a stick.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03No, it's not a stick.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Ken Koala!
0:02:05 > 0:02:07A walking stick?
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- It's not a stick.- Sorry.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- Mr Biscuits!- It's either a pen or a pencil, Mr Flipstick.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Well, which one is it, Mr Biscuits?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19I'll stick with...pencil!
0:02:19 > 0:02:23Pencil is the right answer. Good decision to stick.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27- You said it wasn't a stick.- It's not. One point to Mr Biscuits.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Now on to our numbers round.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31If there were four clouds in the sky
0:02:31 > 0:02:33and two more joined them, what would you have?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- Miss Honkover!- A rainy day.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Hey, good name for a song!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42# It's raining... #
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Thank you, but it's not.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Charles Cheese!- Soggy clothes!
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Unfortunate, but not the answer.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54- Ken Koala!- Clouds keep moving and joining together.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56He's right, they won't stay still.
0:02:56 > 0:03:01Yes, but there are four clouds, then two clouds, not moving.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02What would you have?
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Mr Biscuits!- No wind.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Remember, it's a numbers round.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- Charles Cheese!- Four clouds and two clouds are six.
0:03:12 > 0:03:17Yes, excellent, Charles, six clouds. One point to you, Charles Cheese.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20It's time for our final round.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Listen to the sound and buzz and tell me what it is.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26WHIZZ AND BANG OF LAUNCHED FIREWORK
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Charles Cheese!
0:03:29 > 0:03:33That is the sound of Miss Honkover rising to be a huge star.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Thank you, Charles.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Sounded like she exploded when she got there.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- Mr Biscuits!- I think it sounds like Charles Cheese,
0:03:42 > 0:03:45rocketing to the moon, to get more cheese.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Some of that was very close.
0:03:47 > 0:03:52Oh! Erm, well, that's the sound moon cheese makes.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53No, the other bit.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57The sound Charles makes when he eats moon cheese?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59No, the OTHER bit.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02- Charles Cheese!- A cheese rocket!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Not quite.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- Ken Koala!- It's a moon rocket.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Oh, very close, Ken.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11- Orange Bernard!- It's a stick.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Not so close.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- Miss Honkover! - It is a firework!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18# Fly, fly... #
0:04:18 > 0:04:19You're absolutely correct.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22A firework zooming into the sky, then bursting into a million stars.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Oh, stick was quite close, then.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27No, it wasn't. One point to you.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Let's take a look at the scores.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31DRUM ROLL
0:04:31 > 0:04:34And that makes today's winner, Miss Honkover!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Thank you. I love you all.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41And your special prize, Miss Honkover is a large ice lolly!
0:04:41 > 0:04:44BERNARD: Oh, can I have your stick when you're finished?
0:04:44 > 0:04:45No.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Well, that brings us to the end of another show!
0:04:48 > 0:04:52See you next time on Buzz And Tell!
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