0:00:02 > 0:00:05It's that time again, so make yourselves at home -
0:00:05 > 0:00:08it's Buzz And Tell!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11APPLAUSE
0:00:11 > 0:00:14And here's the man with the facts at his flippertips -
0:00:14 > 0:00:18Walter Flipstick.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21Hello and welcome to Buzz And Tell.
0:00:21 > 0:00:22Now let's meet the contestants.
0:00:22 > 0:00:26Hello, I'm Calista Croak.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28I can't get enough of keeping fit.
0:00:28 > 0:00:33I'm Karl. If there's one thing I like, it's nuts.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35I'm nuts about nuts.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39My name's B1N - the world's first robot dustbin.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42I love rubbish.
0:00:42 > 0:00:47I'm Charles Cheese - I've perfected the art of cheese sculpture.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Hello, I'm Mr Biscuits.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54I own the largest collection of biscuits in the world.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59Let's play the marvellous missing word round.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02See if you can tell me which word is missing from this song.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Ten green bottles standing on a...?
0:01:07 > 0:01:10- B1N!- Um... Bicycle!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Did I say bicycle? I do talk rubbish.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16- Calista Croak.- They shouldn't be standing at all.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19They should be keeping fit like this.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Up, down, one, two.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23And relax.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- You don't know, do you? - I haven't got a clue.
0:01:26 > 0:01:31- Mr Biscuits.- It's ten green bottles standing on a wall.
0:01:31 > 0:01:37Yes, you're right. One point to you, Mr Biscuits.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38The end of round one.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Round two is the picture round.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Take a look at this picture and tell me what it is.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Charles Cheese.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48It's a loaf of bread.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51One of those long ones you can spread soft cheese on.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55I love those. I put cucumbers on them. Very healthy.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57No...
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Mr Biscuits.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02It's a thing for pushing buttons or doorbells.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05I can give you a clue. It rhymes with drum.
0:02:06 > 0:02:11- B1N.- Searching memory bank for words that rhyme with drum.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Have to hurry you, I'm afraid.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16..Breaking down...!
0:02:16 > 0:02:20- Calista Croak.- It's like a finger, isn't it?
0:02:20 > 0:02:21Very close, Calista.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- It's a thumb.- Correct! It's a thumb.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26That's a point. Well done.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Now, round three - our numbers round.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32Fingers on buzzers, and here we go.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34If there are five elephants in a room,
0:02:34 > 0:02:37and four of them walk away - what do you have left?
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Mr Biscuits.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42A lot more room!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Sorry, that isn't the answer.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46How disappointing.
0:02:46 > 0:02:51- B1N.- If there are five elephants in a room,
0:02:51 > 0:02:55and four leave, that's five take away four, which is one.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58You have exactly one elephant in the room.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Well done, B1N.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02It's one point to you.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04On we go to our sound round.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07You listen to a sound and buzz and tell me what it is.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Fingers on buzzers, and here we go.
0:03:09 > 0:03:14DUCKS QUACK
0:03:14 > 0:03:18- Calista Croak. - Squeaky shoes on a shiny floor.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Good guess, but that's not what it is.
0:03:21 > 0:03:26- Mr Biscuits.- It sounds like someone cleaning a window with a cloth.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Sorry, no, but I can give you a clue.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31It's an animal with a beak and feathers.
0:03:31 > 0:03:37- B1N.- It's a cow at a fancy dress party dressed as a duck!
0:03:37 > 0:03:38No, not dressed as a duck.
0:03:38 > 0:03:45- Karl.- If he's not dressed as a duck, then it must be a duck!
0:03:45 > 0:03:48It was a duck quacking, so it's one point to you.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Our final round,
0:03:50 > 0:03:55the general knowledge round, so fingers on buzzers.
0:03:55 > 0:04:00A shape with three sides is called a what?
0:04:01 > 0:04:05- Mr Biscuits.- A three-sided shape.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Yes, I suppose so, but it is called something else. One word.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12- Charles Cheese.- Is it cheese?- No.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15I thought not. You never ask about cheese.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17I'll try and do a question about cheese soon, but right now,
0:04:17 > 0:04:20I want to know what you call a shape with three sides.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Calista Croak.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24I need to jump up and down to get this.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27It's called a triangle.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Well done, Calista. A point to you,
0:04:29 > 0:04:33so it's the end of the show. Let's look at the final score.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38We have a winner! It's Calista Croak with two points.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Your prize is a lovely cucumber sandwich.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Oh, it's just what I wanted.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48That brings us to the end of another show.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52See you next time on Buzz And Tell!
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