0:00:02 > 0:00:05Yes, it's the greatest quiz in the world, Buzz And Tell.
0:00:05 > 0:00:09AUDIENCE CHEER
0:00:09 > 0:00:12The greatest quiz in the world needs the greatest host in the world -
0:00:12 > 0:00:15Walter Flipstick!
0:00:15 > 0:00:20Hello and welcome to the show that buzzes and tells, tells and buzzes.
0:00:20 > 0:00:21It's Buzz And Tell.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Now, let's meet the contestants.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Hello, everyone. I'm Calista Croak
0:00:26 > 0:00:29and I'm learning to hop as high as a house.
0:00:29 > 0:00:34I am Karl and I am learning to buzz before I tell.
0:00:34 > 0:00:39My name is B1n, the robot made from a bin.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43I'm Charles Cheese and I'm learning to say, "Cheesy easy-weasy!"
0:00:43 > 0:00:49My name is Mr Biscuits and I'm learning about biscuit astronomy.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Fingers on buzzers, everyone. The first round is a Missing Word Round.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55What's the missing word in this sentence? -
0:00:55 > 0:00:58"Monkeys love to climb..."
0:00:58 > 0:01:00- Charles Cheese!- Mountains.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01No, Charles.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Mr Biscuits!
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Into bed.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Well, I'm sure they do, but not before
0:01:07 > 0:01:09they've climbed a lot of these.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Please, please, please, Mr Walter! I know this.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Buzzer, Karl, remember?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Oh, yes, sorry , Mr Walter.
0:01:16 > 0:01:21- Karl!- I just need to remember the answer... Oops.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24B1n!
0:01:24 > 0:01:25ROBOTIC WHIRRING
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Monkeys like to climb...
0:01:27 > 0:01:29ROBOTIC WHIRRING
0:01:29 > 0:01:32..onions! Ow, I'm sorry, total rubbish.
0:01:34 > 0:01:35Calista Croak!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38It's trees. Monkeys like to climb trees.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Monkeys love to climb trees. You get a point.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42APPLAUSE
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Let's move on to our Picture Round.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Take a look at this and buzz and tell me what it is.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Oh, yes, I know this, please!
0:01:50 > 0:01:51You're going to have to buzz, Karl.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53So sorry, Mr Walter.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- Karl!- I like this buzzer!
0:01:56 > 0:01:58I remember the answer, as well.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59It's a frying pan.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00No.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- Calista Croak!- It's a man with a long neck and a small head.- No.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Mr Biscuits!
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- It's a lady with a long neck and a small head.- No.
0:02:12 > 0:02:18- B1n!- It's a bag of old onions. Oh, no, that was total rubbish.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Erm, here's a clue.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22It has strings.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Charles Cheese!
0:02:24 > 0:02:27I know! It's a guitar, Mr Flipstick.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28Brilliant, have a point!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Now, our Numbers Round.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34If a house had two rooms downstairs
0:02:34 > 0:02:37and two rooms upstairs, what would there be?
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Charles Cheese!
0:02:40 > 0:02:42A big house. That's a lot of rooms.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44The answer is not "a big house", Charles.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48Remember, there are two rooms upstairs and two rooms downstairs.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50How many rooms? Try and work it out.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53A work-out? Brilliant!
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Thank you! There will be time for a work-out after the show.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Now, does anyone know this?
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- Mr Biscuits! - This sounds like your house,
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Mr Flipstick.- It's not my house. It could be anybody's house.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Mr Walter, I know this. Plea-ea-se.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Well, then, you'd better buzz, Karl.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Oh, yes.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15- Karl!- A tree house, with a big nut cupboard.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17No.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19I'm looking for the number of rooms,
0:03:19 > 0:03:22if there are two downstairs and two upstairs.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25B1n!
0:03:25 > 0:03:26ROBOTIC WHIRRING
0:03:26 > 0:03:30Two rooms downstairs and two rooms upstairs is,
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- eh, onions.- No.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Salad cream. Light bulb.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Oh, dear. Four rooms!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39It is four rooms, B1n.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Well done, you got there in the end. One point to you.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Well, that brings us to our Sound Round.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Listen to this and buzz and tell me
0:03:46 > 0:03:47what you think it is.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51CAR STARTS UP AND DRIVES OFF
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Mr Biscuits!
0:03:52 > 0:03:53A big man chuckling.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Calista Croak!
0:03:56 > 0:03:57It's a dog, coughing.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Do dogs cough?
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Probably. Can I have a point?
0:04:01 > 0:04:02No, Calista, listen again.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06CAR STARTS UP AND DRIVES OFF
0:04:06 > 0:04:10- B1n!- It's the sound of an old hairbrush,
0:04:10 > 0:04:14with some onions and salad cream.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16You might need a rest, B1n.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20I think you're right. Zzzgrr.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- Charles Cheese! - Is it a car, Mr Flipstick?
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Yes, Charles, it is! That was the sound of a car starting.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28One point to you!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Well, that was our last round,
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- so now let's look at the scores. - DRUM ROLL
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Our winner is...Charles Cheese,
0:04:35 > 0:04:37- with two points! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:37 > 0:04:40And your special prize is a toy car!
0:04:40 > 0:04:45He-he-he! He-he! Bye, everybody! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Well, that brings us to the end of another show!
0:04:48 > 0:04:52See you next time on Buzz And Tell!
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