0:00:02 > 0:00:06It's Buzz & Tell, the brainiest, zaniest quiz show in the world!
0:00:06 > 0:00:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:08 > 0:00:10And here's your host,
0:00:10 > 0:00:14the fliptastic founder of facts, Mr Walter Flipstick.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Hello, welcome to Buzz & Tell.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Now let's meet the contestants.
0:00:20 > 0:00:25I'm Melanie Wiggles and I'm learning how to make carrot-flavoured jelly.
0:00:25 > 0:00:29My name is Karl, and I'm learning to become a nutty professor
0:00:29 > 0:00:34because nuts are brilliant and professors are very clever people.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38My name is Henrietta Peck and I'm learning to sit on eggs.
0:00:38 > 0:00:43I'm Charles Cheese and I'm learning how to put holes in cheese. Ha ha!
0:00:43 > 0:00:48My name is Mr Biscuits and I'm taking lessons in biscuit physics.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52Time to get started. Fingers on buzzers, everyone.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56Spot the missing word in this well-known nursery rhyme.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Humpty Dumpty sat on a...
0:00:58 > 0:00:59BUZZ
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Mr Biscuits.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01Toilet.
0:01:01 > 0:01:02No! I'll give you a clue.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06What he sat on might be found in your garden.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07BUZZ
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Charles Cheese.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12Oh! A gnome. I have a lovely gnome called Geoffrey.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16He's always fishing, I sit on him when I have a cheese break.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17No.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Me, me, me! Mr Walter, I know this.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Buzzer, please.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Oh, yes! Silly me. Sorry.
0:01:23 > 0:01:24BUZZ.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Karl.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Humpty Dumpty sat on a cactus.
0:01:28 > 0:01:29No.
0:01:29 > 0:01:30BUZZ
0:01:30 > 0:01:31Henrietta Peck.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Did Humpty Dumpty sit on a wall?
0:01:34 > 0:01:35Yes!
0:01:35 > 0:01:39He certainly did! Well done. You get one point.
0:01:39 > 0:01:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:40 > 0:01:44Our next round is the picture round. What is this?
0:01:46 > 0:01:47BUZZ
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Henrietta Peck.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Is it a ski slope for zooming down on skis?
0:01:52 > 0:01:53No.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Oh, good. Because I don't like skiing.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57BUZZ
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Melanie Wiggles.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00Is it a ship's funnel?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02No.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03BUZZ
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Charles Cheese.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Oh, it's cheese.
0:02:05 > 0:02:10Because some cheese has holes and some is triangle-shaped.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13No. I'm going to give you a clue.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14If this gets tickly,
0:02:14 > 0:02:17you could sneeze.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18BUZZ
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Mr Biscuits.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- My nephew, Ryan.- What?
0:02:21 > 0:02:24If you tickle my nephew Ryan he sneezes.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28Nobody knows why. But it's terribly funny!
0:02:28 > 0:02:29No.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Does anyone know what this is?
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Me, me, me! Please, me, Mr Walter!
0:02:34 > 0:02:35Buzzer, Karl.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Oh, yes. So sorry.
0:02:37 > 0:02:38BUZZ
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Karl.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41This is a person's nose.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Yes!
0:02:43 > 0:02:47Fantastic answer. It is a person's nose. One point.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Time for our numbers round.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Let's do some taking away.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56If I had four sausages in a pan, and one hopped out,
0:02:56 > 0:02:57what would I have?
0:02:57 > 0:02:58BUZZ
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Melanie Wiggles.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Naughty sausages.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Thank you, naughty sausages is not the answer.
0:03:04 > 0:03:05BUZZ
0:03:05 > 0:03:06Mr Biscuits.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08You'd have less lunch.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Well, yes, that's true but, erm...
0:03:10 > 0:03:11BUZZ
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Charles Cheese.
0:03:13 > 0:03:18Oh, oh! A sausage on the floor which would need to be cleaned up which...
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Charles! Charles, the answer is a number.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25What would I have if I had four sausages in a pan,
0:03:25 > 0:03:26and one hopped out?
0:03:26 > 0:03:27BUZZ
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Henrietta Peck.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31It's four take away one which is...
0:03:31 > 0:03:33er...
0:03:33 > 0:03:35It must be...
0:03:35 > 0:03:36er...
0:03:36 > 0:03:38- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:03:38 > 0:03:41It's three sausages.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Yes! You're absolutely right, it's three sausages,
0:03:46 > 0:03:48you get one point.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52Now our sound round. Listen to the sound, and tell me what it is.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53BIRDS SING
0:03:53 > 0:03:55BUZZ
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Karl.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- A lot of squeaky bikes.- No.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00BUZZ
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Henrietta Peck.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03The farmer's wife snoring.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05No. BUZZ
0:04:05 > 0:04:06Mr Biscuits.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09It's the world whistling championships.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10Ah-ha!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Whistling! Now you're getting warm.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14BUZZ
0:04:14 > 0:04:15Charles Cheese.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17I like whistling. Watch.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:04:19 > 0:04:20Oh, sorry!
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- Ha, ha, ha!- Thank you, but do you know the answer?
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Oh, that, yes!
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Er... It must be birds singing in the trees.
0:04:29 > 0:04:34Oh, yes. Absolutely right. Thank you, Charles, one point to you.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38That was our last round so now let's look at the scores.
0:04:38 > 0:04:39So our winner is...
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Henrietta Peck.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47Your special prize, Henrietta, is a pair of skis.
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Oh, no.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Oh, yes. Goodbye.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52See you next time.
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