0:00:02 > 0:00:03Yes, it's Buzz And Tell -
0:00:03 > 0:00:07the quaintest and quirkiest quiz on TV...
0:00:07 > 0:00:09CHEERING, APPLAUSE
0:00:09 > 0:00:15..featuring your quality question master Walter Flipstick!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17CHEERING, APPLAUSE
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Hello and welcome to Buzz And Tell.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Now let's straight away meet the contestants.
0:00:21 > 0:00:26I'm Calista Croak, and I'm your expert in keeping fit.
0:00:26 > 0:00:30Hi, I'm Karl, and I am your expert on nuts.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33I'm B1N, and I'm your expert on rubbish.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Ah! Cos I'm a bin. Ah, no! I mean a robot!
0:00:37 > 0:00:41I'm Charles Cheese, and I'm your expert on cheese.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45Hello. I'm Mr Biscuits, and I'm your expert on biscuits.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48I'm sure you're the experts in answering questions
0:00:48 > 0:00:50so let's get started. Fingers on buzzers.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52This is our missing word round.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56Buzz and tell me the missing word. Cows and sheep mainly eat what?
0:00:56 > 0:01:00- BUZZER Charles Cheese!- Cheese!
0:01:00 > 0:01:02- No.- Me, me, me, Mr Walter, please! Me!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Buzz and tell, Karl, buzz and tell.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06B-B-But... Oh, yes.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08BUZZER Karl!
0:01:08 > 0:01:12Em...cows and sheep eat...nuts!
0:01:12 > 0:01:16No. What is it that grows in the fields?
0:01:16 > 0:01:19- BUZZER Charles Cheese!- Buttercups.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21- And?- Dandelions.- And?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23BUZZER Mr Biscuits.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Grass, Mr Flipstick.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30- Grass is the correct answer, yes. - APPLAUSE
0:01:30 > 0:01:33One point to you, Mr Biscuits.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Now for our picture round. You're going to see a picture of something
0:01:36 > 0:01:40and you have to tell me what it is. Take a look at this. What is it?
0:01:41 > 0:01:45- Me, me, me! Please, Mr Walter. - Buzzer, Karl, buzzer.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Oh, yes. Sorry.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- BUZZER Karl.- It's a beehive.- No.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51BUZZER Charles Cheese.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53- It's an inflatable mountain.- What?!
0:01:53 > 0:01:57If you're somewhere very flat and you want to climb a mountain
0:01:57 > 0:02:00or ski or something, then you just unpack your very own mountain
0:02:00 > 0:02:02and blow it up like a huge bouncy castle.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05That's just silly, Charles.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07BUZZER Calista Croak.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10It IS a bouncy castle! Bounce, bounce, bounce!
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Thank you, Calista. It's not a bouncy castle, I'm afraid.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- BUZZER B1N.- I-I-It's a house.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Sort of, B1N. A house for...?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Um...sleeping in.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Yes, it certainly is, B1N. When would you sleep in this?
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- BUZZER Karl!- At night, Mr Walter -
0:02:27 > 0:02:31unless you are a bat, a bushbaby or a badger.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32They sleep during the day.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34BUZZER Charles Cheese.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37It's not a mountain you carry with you,
0:02:37 > 0:02:38it's a house you carry with you.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40BUZZER B1N.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Oh, that's right. It's a tent.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Yes, a tent. I remembered!
0:02:44 > 0:02:48- Correct, B1N. One point to you! - APPLAUSE
0:02:48 > 0:02:51And now, on to our numbers round.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54If three carol singers were singing outside your house
0:02:54 > 0:02:57and two more joined them, what would that make?
0:02:57 > 0:02:58- BUZZER Karl!- Three.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- No.- Nine.- No!
0:03:00 > 0:03:01- Three.- No!
0:03:01 > 0:03:03BUZZER B1N.
0:03:03 > 0:03:09Ah, yes. Three carol singers plus two carol singers make, um...
0:03:09 > 0:03:12half a sausage sandwich. No, that's rubbish!
0:03:12 > 0:03:13BUZZER Charles Cheese.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16I'd say it was five.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Three carol singers and two carol singers is five carol singers.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23Correct, Charles! Three and two is five.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25One point to you, Charles Cheese.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Now it's time for our final round. It's our sound round.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Listen to this sound and buzz and tell me what animal makes it.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36SQUEAKING
0:03:36 > 0:03:38BUZZER Charles Cheese.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Is it a monkey squeaking?
0:03:39 > 0:03:43- No.- A dog squeaking? - No.- A cat squeaking?- No!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45BUZZER Mr Biscuits.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Is it me eating a squeaky biscuit?
0:03:47 > 0:03:51No. Here's a clue. It's an animal
0:03:51 > 0:03:53and there's one of them in this room.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Oh, me, me, me, please, Mr Walter.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57- Buzzer, Karl.- Oh, sorry.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- BUZZER Karl.- A squeaking door.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04It's an animal, Karl, in this room.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06BUZZER Calista Croak.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08It's a walrus.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10A smaller animal.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12A small walrus.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Does anyone know? Squeak-squeak, ee-ee-ee!
0:04:14 > 0:04:15Squeak, ee-ee!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17BUZZER B1N.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Oh, eh, yes, yes. It's a house, speaking.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23No! Squeaking. A mouse, squeaking. Ha-ha!
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Absolutely correct, B1N. It's the squeak of a mouse.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27One point to you.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Oh, I really should have got that one right.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- Yes, you should, Charles, but never mind.- Ee-ee-ee!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Let's look at the scores, and today's winner is B1N!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38- CHEERING - Oh, thank you!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41It's too much! I'm filling up.
0:04:41 > 0:04:46- And your special prize is...a new bin liner!- Ooh-hoo! That'll help.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Well, that brings us to the end of another show.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52See you next time on Buzz And Tell.
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