0:00:02 > 0:00:06'Let's all settle down and enjoy the factiest quiz on TV...'
0:00:06 > 0:00:08CHEERING
0:00:10 > 0:00:15'Here's your host, the big wise walrus himself, Walter Flipstick!'
0:00:15 > 0:00:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:17 > 0:00:20Welcome to Buzz & Tell. I've got the questions.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Let's meet the ones with the answers.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25I'm Calista Croak,
0:00:25 > 0:00:30and my ambition is to jump higher than an armchair 25 times.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34I am Karl and I have a bicycle made of nut shells.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36It's a cracking ride.
0:00:36 > 0:00:42I'm B1N, zzz-bleep, robot and waste disposal unit at your service!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Hello. I'm Charles Cheese.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48I want to fill the world with cheese so we can all eat it all day.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Hello to you all. I'm Mr Biscuits,
0:00:51 > 0:00:54and my favourite biscuit is the one I have with my lunch.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57There they all are, raring to go.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01Let's dive into the deep end of the Missing Word round.
0:01:01 > 0:01:02Fingers on buzzers.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05What word is missing from this phrase?
0:01:05 > 0:01:09"When you go to bed, you put your head on a..." what?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11- Mr Biscuits.- A biscuit.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- No.- B1N.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15HE SPEAKS GOBBLEDEGOOK
0:01:15 > 0:01:20Sailing boat. Bumblebee. Anvil. Flower pot. Nettle. I talk rubbish.
0:01:20 > 0:01:25I'm afraid none of those are right. Here's a clue. Rhymes with "willow".
0:01:25 > 0:01:27- Calista Croak.- I think the word is -
0:01:27 > 0:01:31one-two, one-two, up, down and relax - pillow.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Yes, you're right. So that's one point to Calista Croak,
0:01:35 > 0:01:39and off we go to our picture round. Look at this picture
0:01:39 > 0:01:41and buzz and tell me what it is.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Karl.- Mr Walter, I remembered my buzzer!
0:01:45 > 0:01:49- Well done. What's the answer? - It's a nutcracker.- No.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Calista Croak.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52I think it's a climbing frame.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Not a climbing frame, but it rhymes with "train".
0:01:55 > 0:01:58- B1N.- Brain.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- No.- Charles Cheese.- Drain.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- No.- Mr Biscuits.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07It's a crane, of course. Crane!
0:02:07 > 0:02:12You're right, it's a crane. Well done. That's a point to you.
0:02:12 > 0:02:17Now it's time for our numbers round. We're going to do some taking away.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Fingers on buzzers. Listen carefully.
0:02:19 > 0:02:24If there are five horses in a field and three gallop away,
0:02:24 > 0:02:25what would you have?
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- Calista Croak.- A lot of exercise.
0:02:28 > 0:02:33You'd have to chase the horses that galloped away, round the field.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- And relax.- Probably true, but that's not on the card.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Hello, Mr Walter, Mr Walter.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Buzzer, Karl.- Oh, yes. Sorry, Mr Walter.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44BUZZ! Karl.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48If the horses gallop away, you'd have more room in the field.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52- You could plant a nut tree and grow lots of nuts.- Good idea,
0:02:52 > 0:02:54but it's a NUMBERS round.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Charles Cheese.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Got it! Five horses. Three gallop away.
0:02:58 > 0:03:005 - 3 = 2. Two horses.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Yes. Well done, Charles. 5 - 3 = 2.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06So that's a point to you.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Now, our Sound round. Listen to this sound
0:03:09 > 0:03:12and see if you can buzz and tell me what it is.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14CREAKING AND CRASHING
0:03:14 > 0:03:15BUZZ! Karl.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Oh! I did my buzzer!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- Very good. Can you tell me the sound?- A buzzer.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25- No, the sound before that. - You saying, "Well done, Karl."
0:03:25 > 0:03:29- Before that. This sound. - CREAKING AND CRASHING
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Oh, that! I don't know.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33- Anyone?- Charles Cheese.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37An elephant sitting on a creaky chair that breaks?
0:03:37 > 0:03:41No, it's not an elephant. It's usually heard in a wood or a forest.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43B1N.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Ah, yes - bzz! - it's an owl on a motorbike.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- No.- Calista Croak.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51I think it's a tree falling over.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55That's correct, so that's a point to you. Well done.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Now, our final round, General Knowledge.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03See if you can answer this. What do you use to dry yourself
0:04:03 > 0:04:04after a swim?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Charles Cheese.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07Cheese!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- No!- B1N.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Er, a floorboard. Kettles. No. Oh, shoelace.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Lizard. I've no idea. I talk rubbish.
0:04:15 > 0:04:20- Anyone else? What do you use to dry yourself after a swim?- Mr Walter!
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- Buzzer, Karl, remember?- Oh, yes.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27- BUZZ! Karl.- Towel. That's it - a towel!
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Absolutely right. Well done, Karl.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33That's the end of the show. Let's look at the final scores.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34DRUM ROLL
0:04:34 > 0:04:38We have a winner. With two points, it's Calista Croak.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42Your special prize is this enormous towel!
0:04:42 > 0:04:46That's the end of the show. I hope you've enjoyed it.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Join us next time when we get together
0:04:49 > 0:04:52in the show we call Buzz & Tell. Goodbye!
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