0:00:02 > 0:00:05It's Buzz and Tell, the funniest quiz on TV!
0:00:05 > 0:00:07CHEERING
0:00:07 > 0:00:14Featuring your bright and beaming host, Walter Flipstick!
0:00:14 > 0:00:18Welcome to Buzz and Tell, the quiz show that shows
0:00:18 > 0:00:23how brilliant five minutes can be! Let's meet our contestants.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26I'm Calista Croak and I'm interested in keeping fit
0:00:26 > 0:00:28and jumping as high as I can.
0:00:28 > 0:00:32I am Karl and I am interested in lots.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36I am B1N and I am interested in rubbish!
0:00:36 > 0:00:39I'm Charles Cheese and I'm interested in cheese.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43Hello, I'm Mr Biscuits and I'm interested in biscuits.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Thank you, everyone.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49Fingers on buzzers, this is our missing word round.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53Buzz and tell me what is missing... a boat floats on what?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55BUZZ! Mr Biscuits!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57- Air.- No, not air, Mr Biscuits.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59BUZZ! Charles Cheese!
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- A pond?- Good answer, Charles, but I need a bit more.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06- A lake?- No, what is a lake full of?
0:01:06 > 0:01:08BUZZ! Mr Biscuits!
0:01:08 > 0:01:10- Fish!- Yes! I mean, no.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12BUZZ! Charles Cheese!
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Water, Mr Flipstick! A boat floats on water.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Correct, one point to you.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20And now for our picture round.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23You're going to see a picture of something
0:01:23 > 0:01:27and you have to buzz 'n' tell me what it is. Take a look.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32- What is it? - Me, me, me, please, Mr Walter!
0:01:32 > 0:01:34- Try your buzzer, Karl.- Yes!
0:01:34 > 0:01:35BUZZ! KARL!
0:01:35 > 0:01:39- It's a snake, Mr Walter. - No, Karl, it's not a snake.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41BUZZ! CHARLES CHEESE!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43A giant's shoelace.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45No, have another look.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49BUZZ! B1N!
0:01:49 > 0:01:54Ah, yes, mmm...it's a very long piece of spaghetti.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- No, it's not, B1N. - BUZZ!
0:01:56 > 0:01:58- KARL! - I buzzed, Mr Walter!
0:01:58 > 0:01:59You did, well done.
0:01:59 > 0:02:04It has the same name as my friend from South America. Jose!
0:02:04 > 0:02:07That's near enough for me, a hose, eh?
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Ha-ha, a hose. One point to you.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Now onto our numbers round. If I had three snails
0:02:13 > 0:02:18crawling along the top of my wall and two fell off, what would I have?
0:02:18 > 0:02:20BUZZ! CHARLES CHEESE!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- A slippery wall.- Maybe it's wet.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- Maybe it's icy. - Maybe it's too smooth.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30You've got to sort it out, otherwise things could slip off.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33There's nothing wrong with my wall,
0:02:33 > 0:02:36the snails just fell off in the question.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37BUZZ! KARL!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Did the snails hurt themselves?
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Uh, no. No, they didn't. It was a low wall.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48If there were three snails to begin with, and two fell off,
0:02:48 > 0:02:52very slowly and only fell about ten centimetres,
0:02:52 > 0:02:54then what would I have left?
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- Mr Walter!- Buzzer, Karl.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- Oh, yes! - BUZZ!
0:02:59 > 0:03:00- KARL! - Yes, Karl.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03- Where was the snail going? - What snail?
0:03:03 > 0:03:09- The one that was left.- Oh, how many did you say were left?- Just one.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13One's the correct answer. One snail is left, one point to Karl!
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Now, our final round.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Listen to this sound, buzz and tell me what it is.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20CHURCH BELLS RINGING
0:03:20 > 0:03:22BUZZ! MR BISCUITS!
0:03:22 > 0:03:27- SHOUTING:- It's a very noisy tune. - Yes, but what's making that tune?
0:03:27 > 0:03:29BUZZ! CALISTA CROAK!
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Whatever it is, someone needs to turn it down a bit!
0:03:33 > 0:03:38- My ears are ringing.- Very good, Calista, you're very close.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40BUZZ! B1N!
0:03:40 > 0:03:45It's the sound a doughnut makes. That was rubbish. It's a telephone.
0:03:45 > 0:03:50- Telephone?- Yes, the one that belongs to the giant who lost his shoelace.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51I know! Me, please.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- Remember your buzzer, Karl.- Oh, yes!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56BUZZ! KARL!
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Maybe he's phoning to find out if we know where his shoelace is.
0:04:00 > 0:04:05No, it won't be him because he's not real! What is this sound?
0:04:05 > 0:04:06CHURCH BELLS RINGING
0:04:06 > 0:04:08BUZZ! CALISTA CROAK!
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Is it someone celebrating something? A wedding, perhaps?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14A wedding, it could be.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18- Are you getting married, Mr Flipstick?- No.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21But if I WAS, I would have these playing at my wedding.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Bells! Church bells!
0:04:24 > 0:04:28Well done! You're correct, Miss Calista Croak.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30The sound of church bells. One point.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34And let's have a look at the final scores.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Today's winner is...Karl!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Your special prize is...
0:04:41 > 0:04:42a bell!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44DING!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46- (ECHOING)- Thank you!
0:04:46 > 0:04:50That brings us to the end of another fantastic Buzz And Tell.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Goodbye!
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