Episode 44

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04'Open your eyes and pin back your ears

0:00:04 > 0:00:07'for another earth-shatteringly exciting edition of Buzz & Tell!'

0:00:07 > 0:00:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:10 > 0:00:14'And here's the man in the chair with a lip topped with hair -

0:00:14 > 0:00:18'Walter Flipstick!' CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:18 > 0:00:20Oh, I say! What an introduction!

0:00:20 > 0:00:23Now, on with the show! It's time to meet the contestants.

0:00:23 > 0:00:27I'm Calista Croak and I'm learning to hop to the moon!

0:00:27 > 0:00:28BOING!

0:00:28 > 0:00:32My name is Karl and I'm learning to sing a song about nuts.

0:00:33 > 0:00:39My name is B1N. I'm learning that being a robot bin can be good.

0:00:39 > 0:00:44Even if I sometimes talk rubbish! Soup can! Ha-ha! Bzzz! You see?

0:00:44 > 0:00:46I'm Charles Cheese.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49I'm learning to share my love of cheese with the world!

0:00:51 > 0:00:53I'm Mr Biscuits.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56I'm learning to share my love of biscuits with, um...

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Oh, I don't know really...

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Well, those are our contestants,

0:01:00 > 0:01:03who could explode with knowledge at any moment!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Fingers on buzzers, everyone.

0:01:05 > 0:01:09The first round is missing words. What's the missing word here?

0:01:09 > 0:01:13"The little bird sat in the branch of a..."?

0:01:13 > 0:01:14BUZZER

0:01:14 > 0:01:15Toy shop!

0:01:15 > 0:01:17- No.- Maybe a cheese shop?

0:01:17 > 0:01:20- No.- I know this, Mr Walter! Mr Walter!

0:01:20 > 0:01:22- Buzzer, Karl!- Oh, yes...

0:01:22 > 0:01:23BUZZER

0:01:23 > 0:01:26- I don't remember! - I'll refresh your memory then.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30What's the missing word? "The bird sat in the branch of a..."?

0:01:30 > 0:01:31BUZZER

0:01:31 > 0:01:36Little birds...when they're...not flying sit in tomato cartons. No!

0:01:37 > 0:01:40- Potato peelings! No, a teabag! Ha! - CRACKLING

0:01:40 > 0:01:44What's the missing word? "The bird sat in the branch of a..."?

0:01:44 > 0:01:46BUZZER

0:01:46 > 0:01:47Tree!

0:01:47 > 0:01:50It's got to be tree, hasn't it?

0:01:50 > 0:01:53That's right, Mr Biscuits! One point to you!

0:01:53 > 0:01:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Let's move on to the picture round.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01Buzz and tell me what it is.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04BUZZER

0:02:04 > 0:02:06A thin man with a round face.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08- No. - BUZZER

0:02:08 > 0:02:11A thin woman with a round face.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14It's not a man or a woman.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16BUZZER

0:02:16 > 0:02:20Bzzz... A television aerial. That's it! A television aerial!

0:02:20 > 0:02:22- No. - < BUZZER

0:02:22 > 0:02:24I buzzed, Mr Walter!

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Are you going to tell me the answer?

0:02:26 > 0:02:27It's a nut cracker.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30It's not a nut cracker, but you can eat with it.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32BUZZER

0:02:32 > 0:02:35- My mum and dad!- What?

0:02:35 > 0:02:37I eat with my mum and dad every day.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39It's not your mum and dad, Charles.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41BUZZER

0:02:41 > 0:02:44It's a spoon for eating lots of lovely, healthy food!

0:02:44 > 0:02:49You're right! That is a picture of a spoon! One point to you.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52OK, on to our numbers round.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54So, here's the question.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58A bus stops three times on its way to school,

0:02:58 > 0:03:00and one more time when it gets to school.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04How many times does it stop altogether?

0:03:04 > 0:03:09The bus doesn't stop, Mr Flipstick. It's the driver who stops the bus!

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Thank you, Charles(!) What would we do without you?

0:03:12 > 0:03:13BUZZER

0:03:13 > 0:03:18We'd have more cheese sandwiches at lunch. Can I have a point?

0:03:18 > 0:03:21You're right, Calista, but no. I need an answer to this one.

0:03:21 > 0:03:26A bus stops three times on its way to school and once at school.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28How many times does it stop altogether?

0:03:28 > 0:03:29BUZZER

0:03:29 > 0:03:30Nine.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32No.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33BUZZER

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Now, hang on...dg-dg-dg-dgn... OK!

0:03:36 > 0:03:38So three stops added to one stop

0:03:38 > 0:03:40is four stops!

0:03:40 > 0:03:43- The answer is four stops! Yeah! - CRACKLING

0:03:43 > 0:03:45- Yes, B1N! A point to you! - APPLAUSE

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Let's move on to our sound round.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Listen to this and buzz and tell me what it is.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53WOODY CHIMES

0:03:54 > 0:03:56BUZZER

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- Someone playing music on their teeth?- No.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00BUZZER

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Musical nuts falling down a staircase!

0:04:03 > 0:04:05No...

0:04:05 > 0:04:06BUZZER

0:04:06 > 0:04:11I think it's the sound of a snake with wobbly eyeballs.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14It's not the sound of a snake with wobbly eyeballs.

0:04:14 > 0:04:15BUZZER

0:04:15 > 0:04:20A xylophone! Hahaha! A xylophone! Hahahaha!

0:04:20 > 0:04:24It's the right answer! So, that's a point to you!

0:04:24 > 0:04:28And it's the end of the show to let's take a look at the scores.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34You are today's winner, Mr Biscuits!

0:04:34 > 0:04:39And your special prize is a trip to the National Moustache Museum.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Oh, what fluffy fun! - LAUGHTER

0:04:42 > 0:04:46That's all we've got time for.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Join us next time on another very silly edition of Buzz & Tell!

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Goodbye from me and my moustache!

0:04:52 > 0:04:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Subtitles by Evelyn Morrish, Red Bee Media Ltd

0:04:58 > 0:05:00E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk