0:00:02 > 0:00:05'It's time to sit back and shout at the screen. It's Buzz & Tell!'
0:00:05 > 0:00:07CHEERING
0:00:07 > 0:00:11'And here to fire the questions and duck as the answers are fired back,
0:00:11 > 0:00:14'it's Walter Flipstick!'
0:00:14 > 0:00:17Hello and welcome to Buzz & Tell.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19I'm the one with the questions
0:00:19 > 0:00:23so, straight away, let's meet the ones with the answers.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26I'm Melanie Wiggles and I live in Carrotshire.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29I'm Ken Koala.
0:00:29 > 0:00:33I like pretending I'm not in the room by closing my eyes.
0:00:33 > 0:00:34I'm Orange Bernard
0:00:34 > 0:00:38and I make bananas straight by staring at them for a long time.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42I'm Charles Cheese and if the world was made of cheese,
0:00:42 > 0:00:43I'd be as big as the world!
0:00:44 > 0:00:46And I'm one Mr Biscuits
0:00:46 > 0:00:50and I can balance 14 biscuits on my head for several minutes.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54There we have it - a bunch of really wonderful contestants.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56I hope they can answer the questions I've got lined up.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00Here's the first round and it's the Missing Word Round.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Can you tell me what the missing word is in this sentence?
0:01:03 > 0:01:06The hair on a horse's neck is called a what?
0:01:06 > 0:01:08BUZZER RINGS 'Mr Biscuits!'
0:01:08 > 0:01:11The hair on a horse's neck is called...hair.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15I'm afraid not, Mr Biscuits. It is hair, but it has a special name.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17BUZZER RINGS 'Melanie Wiggles!'
0:01:17 > 0:01:19I've got a special name.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Is it called Melanie, like me?
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Your name is special.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24But it's not the name of the hair on a horse's neck.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26BUZZER RINGS 'Orange Bernard!'
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Banana, if it was yellow.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Or, if it was orange, it would be Orange Bernard.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Very interesting, but it's nowhere near the answer.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36It's a short word and it rhymes with "lane".
0:01:36 > 0:01:37BUZZER RINGS 'Charles Cheese!'
0:01:37 > 0:01:38Jane!
0:01:38 > 0:01:40No.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41BUZZER RINGS 'Melanie Wiggles!'
0:01:41 > 0:01:43- Rain.- No.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45BUZZER RINGS 'Charles Cheese!'
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Train!
0:01:46 > 0:01:47No.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49BUZZER RINGS 'Ken Koala!'
0:01:49 > 0:01:51- Can I answer?- No.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Sorry. Of course, Ken Koala. What do you think it is?
0:01:53 > 0:01:55A mane.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- CHEERING - Yes, it is! Well done, Ken Koala.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00The hair on a horse's neck is called a mane. A point to you.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Now we go on to the next round, our Picture Round.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Take a look at this, can you tell me what it is?
0:02:07 > 0:02:08BUZZER RINGS 'Charles Cheese!'
0:02:08 > 0:02:11I think it's an onion you can see through.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12No.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14BUZZER RINGS 'Orange Bernard!'
0:02:14 > 0:02:19- I'll guess that it's a balloon with a glow-worm inside it.- No.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21BUZZER RINGS 'Melanie Wiggles!'
0:02:21 > 0:02:23If I said it was a beach ball that glows in the dark
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- would I get a point?- No.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27BUZZER RINGS 'Mr Biscuits!'
0:02:27 > 0:02:31When it gets dark in our house, I have to press a light switch
0:02:31 > 0:02:36and one of these comes on and lights the room up. It's a light bulb!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38- CHEERING - It is a light bulb!
0:02:38 > 0:02:42Well done, Mr Biscuits. A point to you for being so bright! Ha-ha!
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Now our Numbers Round - we're going to do some adding.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Fingers on buzzers and listen carefully.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51If I have two doors open in my house and I open three more,
0:02:51 > 0:02:53what do I have?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55BUZZER RINGS 'Orange Bernard!'
0:02:55 > 0:02:57A very cold house, ha-ha!
0:02:57 > 0:03:01You are silly, leaving those doors open, Mr Flipstick.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03I didn't leave my doors open,
0:03:03 > 0:03:05I just made it up so I could ask the question.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09Why didn't you say so? Ask me the question again. I've forgotten it.
0:03:09 > 0:03:14Oh. If I had two doors open in my house and I opened three more,
0:03:14 > 0:03:15how many doors would be open?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17This is a numbers round, remember.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20BUZZER RINGS 'Melanie Wiggles!'
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Two doors open and three more open...
0:03:23 > 0:03:26That's two add three which is five.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27You're right, Melanie.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31I'd have five doors open. Two doors add three is five.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34A point to you, Melanie. Well done. We go on to our last round,
0:03:34 > 0:03:36the round about sound - our Sound Round.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Listen to this sound and see if you can tell me what it is.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42PARROT SQUAWKS
0:03:42 > 0:03:44BUZZER RINGS 'Melanie Wiggles!'
0:03:44 > 0:03:47If I said that was a carrot, would I be right?
0:03:47 > 0:03:52No, but something that sounds like "carrot" makes this noise.
0:03:52 > 0:03:57How can it sound like a carrot if a carrot doesn't make a sound?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59He's right, Mr Flipstick!
0:03:59 > 0:04:00I haven't made myself clear.
0:04:00 > 0:04:06I mean it sounds like the WORD "carrot". It rhymes with "carrot".
0:04:06 > 0:04:08BUZZER RINGS 'Charles Cheese!'
0:04:08 > 0:04:09- Carrot!- What?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Carrot rhymes with carrot.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12They're the same word.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Things only rhyme if they're different words that SOUND the same.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17I knew that.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18BUZZER RINGS 'Mr Biscuits!'
0:04:18 > 0:04:23It rhymes with "carrot" and makes a squawking noise.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25- Yes...- It's a parrot!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27You're right, Mr Biscuits, it's a parrot.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30With almost no help from me, either.
0:04:30 > 0:04:31That's a point to you.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33So let's look at the scores at the end of the show.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35DRUM ROLL
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Well, we have a winner,
0:04:37 > 0:04:39and it's Mr Biscuits
0:04:39 > 0:04:41with a stonking two points!
0:04:41 > 0:04:44'And your special prize is a year's supply of toast.'
0:04:44 > 0:04:45Oh, lovely!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Well, that brings us to the end of another show.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52See you next time on Buzz & Tell!
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