0:00:02 > 0:00:05Yes, it's Buzz And Tell, the fastest and funniest few minutes on TV.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08CHEERING
0:00:10 > 0:00:15And here's your happy, frappy host, Walter Flipstick.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Hello, and welcome to Buzz And Tell.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Now, let's meet the contestants.
0:00:19 > 0:00:23My name is Melanie Wiggles and I'm loving my greens.
0:00:23 > 0:00:27Me, me, me! I know who I am. Yes, I am Karl
0:00:27 > 0:00:29and I am learning, er...learning...
0:00:29 > 0:00:31just learning.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Hello, I'm Henrietta Peck
0:00:33 > 0:00:36and I'm learning all about cheques,
0:00:36 > 0:00:38lots and lots of them.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41I'm Charles Cheese and I'm studying cheese,
0:00:41 > 0:00:45cheesy things and cheesy-cheese things. Ha-ha-ha!
0:00:45 > 0:00:47I'm Mr Biscuits
0:00:47 > 0:00:51and I'm learning about the molecular structure of biscuits.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53So, those are our contestants.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55They look as if they're raring to go.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59Fingers on buzzers. This is our Missing Word round.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Twinkle, twinkle, little...what?
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Henrietta Peck.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Is it a bell?
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Does a bell twinkle?
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Oh, I thought you said "tinkle".
0:01:08 > 0:01:10- BUZZ - Melanie Wiggles.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13It must be something shiny, like a star.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17Oh, well done, Melanie Wiggles, it is star. One point to you.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20And now for the Picture round.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Tell me what this is.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- BUZZ - Mr Biscuits.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27A pie.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- With four legs.- Not even close, Mr Biscuits.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Well, it has a crust and it has four legs.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Pies don't have four legs, they have six.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Flies have six legs.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40I wouldn't like THAT landing on my beak!
0:01:40 > 0:01:43It's not a fly, or a pie, or a tie, for that matter.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45I like YOUR tie, Mr Walter.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Oh, thank you, Karl, but do you know what this is?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50I'll give you all a clue.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52It's very slow, it has a shell...
0:01:52 > 0:01:54- BUZZ - Mr Biscuits.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- It's a tort...- Yes?
0:01:56 > 0:01:57It's a tort...
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- BUZZ - Charles Cheese.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01It's a tortoise.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Yes, Charles, one point.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Yippee!
0:02:05 > 0:02:07And now on to our Numbers round.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11If I'm seven years old, what age am I on my next birthday?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14I know this, Mr Walter, me!
0:02:14 > 0:02:16- Buzzer, Karl.- Oh, yes, my buzzer.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- BUZZ - Karl.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Er...what was the question?
0:02:19 > 0:02:23If I was seven, what age would I be on my next birthday?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- BUZZ - Henrietta Peck.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Oh...Ohh...
0:02:27 > 0:02:29I'll have to hurry you.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30- Oh... - POP
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Ooh.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33CRACKING
0:02:33 > 0:02:38If you're seven now, on your next birthday you would be eight.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42Correct! One point to Henrietta Peck and Chick.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Time for the Sound round.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Your clue is, they're tasty to eat, they're in a pan,
0:02:47 > 0:02:51- and they rhyme with "ausages". - SIZZLING
0:02:53 > 0:02:54- BUZZ - Melanie Wiggles.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Rain. It sounds as if it's raining.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59No, Melanie, it's not rain.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Does anyone else know what this sound is?
0:03:02 > 0:03:03- Me, me, me, please!- Buzzer, Karl.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Oh, sorry, yes, buzzer.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- BUZZ - Karl.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Someone having a shower.
0:03:09 > 0:03:10No, Karl.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12- BUZZ - Charles Cheese.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13Water coming out of a hosepipe!
0:03:13 > 0:03:17No. Listen carefully. It's a tasty treat,
0:03:17 > 0:03:20it's not water, but it's sausage-shaped.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- BUZZ - Mr Biscuits.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23It could be something sizzling.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Good! Now we're getting somewhere.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27- BUZZ - Charles Cheese.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- Sizzling sausage-shaped cheese!- No.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31- BUZZ - Melanie Wiggles.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32Sizzling carrots.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33No.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35- BUZZ - Henrietta Peck.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36- Sizzling corn.- No!
0:03:36 > 0:03:40- BUZZ - Karl. Karl, you buzzed! Well done!
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- So I did!- What's your answer? - I've forgotten.- Ohh!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45- BUZZ - Mr Biscuits.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48It's sizzling sausages!
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Well done, Mr Biscuits. That's correct!
0:03:50 > 0:03:54One huge point to you.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58And now to the final round. General Knowledge. Fingers on buzzers.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01What do you fill a sandpit with?
0:04:01 > 0:04:02- BUZZ - Charles Cheese.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- Toys!- That's not the answer I want.
0:04:05 > 0:04:06- BUZZ - Mr Biscuits.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- Water.- What's with the water? No!
0:04:09 > 0:04:11- BUZZ - Henrietta Peck.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Eggs. No...sand!
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Sand is the correct answer! Henrietta gets one point.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Now, let's look at the scores.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24And the winner is - with two points - Henrietta Peck.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Thank you, everybody.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29And your special prize, Henrietta, is...
0:04:29 > 0:04:35- some straw.- Straw? I've got enough straw to last me a lifetime!
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Well, that brings us to the end of another Buzz And Tell, I hope.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41- Can I leave now? - BUZZ
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ - That wasn't a question, Karl.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- BUZZING CONTINUES - Goodbye. Stop, Karl.
0:04:47 > 0:04:52Stop, Karl! See you next time on Buzz And Tell. Please stop buzzing!
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