0:00:02 > 0:00:05They said it wasn't possible and couldn't be done.
0:00:05 > 0:00:09But it is, and we have. Yes, it's Buzz And Tell.
0:00:09 > 0:00:12APPLAUSE
0:00:12 > 0:00:18With the buzziest, telliest host of them all, Walter Flipstick!
0:00:19 > 0:00:24Welcome to the show that buzzes and tells - it's Buzz And Tell.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Now let's meet the contestants.
0:00:27 > 0:00:33I'm Melanie Wiggles and I like to make jewellery from carrots.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37I'm Ken Koala and I can fall asleep while climbing a tree
0:00:37 > 0:00:39and still hold on.
0:00:39 > 0:00:44I'm Orange Bernard. I can shake hands with you from across the room.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48I'm Charles Cheese and I'm learning to share my cheese.
0:00:48 > 0:00:53I'm Mr Biscuits and I'm writing a poem about biscuits.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Well, now let's see how clever they are.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00Fingers on buzzers, first it's a missing word round.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02What's the missing word in this sentence?
0:01:02 > 0:01:07"The boy wanted to get home quickly, so instead of walking,
0:01:07 > 0:01:09"he decided to..."
0:01:10 > 0:01:13- Get the bus! - He's still using his legs.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Is it hopping?
0:01:16 > 0:01:18It's not hopping, Melanie.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22He should get a piggy-back from his mum.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25That's very sweet, but it's not right.
0:01:25 > 0:01:30Listen carefully to the question. "The boy wanted to get home quickly,
0:01:30 > 0:01:33"so instead of walking, he decided to..."
0:01:35 > 0:01:39If I wanted to get somewhere quickly, I'd run!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41The missing word is "run"!
0:01:41 > 0:01:45It IS "run", Charles. You've got it - have a point.
0:01:45 > 0:01:50Time for our picture round. Take a look at this and tell me what it is.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Is that a superhero's mask?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Not quite.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- Cheese goggles!- What?!
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- Special goggles for looking at cheese.- No!
0:02:03 > 0:02:06No, no, you wear these when the sun is shining.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Swimming trunks.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12You wear them on your head.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Yeah, it's still swimming trunks. - Oh, dear.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19I wear a handkerchief on my head when the sun is shining,
0:02:19 > 0:02:23so I'll say handkerchief. I think I'm right.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26I think you're wrong, Mr Biscuits.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30They're sunglasses.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33They ARE sunglasses, Ken. One point to you!
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Now it's time for our numbers round.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40If a football team scored two goals in the first half of a match
0:02:40 > 0:02:44and two goals in the second half of a match, what would we have?
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- A big noise.- Sorry?
0:02:48 > 0:02:54People shout and cheer a lot when a football team scores a goal.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57It's very noisy. The answer is a big noise.
0:02:57 > 0:03:02Good answer, but it's not right. Remember, it's a numbers round.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05A number of big noises.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09No. Listen again. If a football team scores
0:03:09 > 0:03:11two goals in the first half of a match
0:03:11 > 0:03:15and two goals in the second half of a match, what would we have?
0:03:17 > 0:03:19That's a lot of goals, Mr Flipstick.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Yes, but how many?
0:03:23 > 0:03:26You've got to add two goals and two more goals,
0:03:26 > 0:03:29and that's two and two, which is...
0:03:29 > 0:03:31four! Four goals!
0:03:31 > 0:03:34You're right, that's a point to you.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Now listen and tell me what this is. Here's a clue.
0:03:38 > 0:03:43These creatures lived a long, long time ago.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47ROARING
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- Er, that's three men doing giant sneezes.- Nope.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59Three men pulling a massive carrot from the ground?
0:03:59 > 0:04:00No.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04An incredibly squeaky door.
0:04:04 > 0:04:09No. This is some very old creatures, which were on the Earth
0:04:09 > 0:04:11a long, long time ago. Listen again.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13ROARING
0:04:16 > 0:04:21It sounds like some great, big, scary dinosaurs.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25You're right! They WERE dinosaurs. One point to you.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28That brings us to the end. Let's look at the scores.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30And the winner is...
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Ken Koala with two points!
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- That's good news!- It is indeed! And your special prize,
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Ken, is...
0:04:39 > 0:04:42a French loaf!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Thanks, Mr Flipstick.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48That's all we've got time for. Join us next time
0:04:48 > 0:04:52for another wacky episode of Buzz And Tell. Goodbye!
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