0:00:02 > 0:00:04It's Buzz And Tell, the craziest quiz on TV.
0:00:04 > 0:00:07CHEERING
0:00:07 > 0:00:14And here's our big and bouncy host, Walter Flipstick!
0:00:14 > 0:00:18Hello and welcome to Buzz And Tell. Let's meet the contestants.
0:00:18 > 0:00:22My name is Melanie Wiggles. I'm into orange root vegetables.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24It's me, I know who I am, I'm Karl,
0:00:24 > 0:00:27and I can't remember what I was going to say.
0:00:27 > 0:00:31I'm Henrietta Peck and... Oh, I've forgotten to go to the shops!
0:00:31 > 0:00:35I'm Charles Cheese and I'm studying cheese!
0:00:36 > 0:00:41I'm Mr Biscuits and I'm learning about advanced biscuits dynamics.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45Now, fingers on buzzers, everyone. What's the missing word?
0:00:45 > 0:00:49Little Jack Horner sat in the corner eating his Christmas pie.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a...what?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Me, me, me, I know this!
0:00:54 > 0:00:56- Press your buzzer, Karl.- Oh, yes.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59- BUZZ! - Karl.- His handkerchief.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00No.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01- Did he pull out a rabbit?- No.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05I'll give you a clue. It rhymes with thumb.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07- BUZZ! - Mr Biscuits.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09- Pr...- Yes?- Pr...- Yes?
0:01:09 > 0:01:10- Pr...- Yes?
0:01:10 > 0:01:13- Prune.- Oh, close. No.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Me, me, I know this, Mr Walter.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17- Buzz, Karl, you have to buzz. - Oh, yes.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- BUZZ! - Karl.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating his Christmas pie.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Oh...
0:01:25 > 0:01:27- BUZZ! - Mr Biscuits.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35And squirted the juice in his eye. Ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Yes, one point to Mr Biscuits.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Now for our next round, the Picture Round.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44You'll see a picture of something. Buzz and tell me what it is.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- BUZZ! - Henrietta Peck.- It's a hose.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- No.- Me, me, me, I know this!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54- Buzzer, Karl.- Oh, I'm sorry.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58- BUZZ! - Karl.- Oh, what was the question?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Ohh!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02- BUZZ! - Henrietta Peck.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- I think it's a worm.- Think bigger.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- The Loch Ness monster. - Not quite that big.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- BUZZ! - Melanie Wiggles.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Is it a snake?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14It is a snake! Thank you, Melanie Wiggles.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16One point to you.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Now on to our Numbers Round. How many...?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Five, nine, three...
0:02:21 > 0:02:25I haven't finished the question yet, Karl, and press your buzzer.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26- Oh, yes, buzzer. - BUZZ!
0:02:26 > 0:02:31Not yet, Karl. How many dickybirds were sitting on the wall?
0:02:31 > 0:02:35- I fell off a wall once. - Oh, did you hurt yourself?
0:02:35 > 0:02:39No, I landed in soft cheese... head first!
0:02:39 > 0:02:43- Ooh, wonderful!- The question - dickybirds, how many?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- BUZZ! - Henrietta Peck.- There were...
0:02:46 > 0:02:49er...there were...
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Oh!
0:02:51 > 0:02:53GASPS
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Two - one named Peter, one named Paul.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Correct, Henrietta Peck.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00One point to you.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Now it's time for our Sound Round.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08Listen to this sound, then buzz and tell me what it is.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10BRAYING
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Please, Mr Walter, I know.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14- Buzzer, please!- I know.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- BUZZ! - Karl.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Mr Biscuit's singing.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22What? I can sing much better than that.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Yes, go on, show them.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27# Hee haw, hee haw, hee haw. #
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Yes, I see what you mean, Karl. No, it's not Mr Biscuit singing.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32I like singing.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35So do I, dear. What's your favourite?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37I like songs about carrots.
0:03:37 > 0:03:42Will someone please tell me what does this? Hee-haw! Hee-haw!
0:03:42 > 0:03:44- BUZZ! - Mr Biscuits.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46It sounded just like a donkey.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Yes! That was a donkey. Well done, Mr Biscuits. One point to you.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55Now, on to our final round. Fingers on buzzers.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58What's the main ingredient in tomato soup,
0:03:58 > 0:04:00tomato ketchup and tomato juice?
0:04:00 > 0:04:04- BUZZ! - Henrietta Peck.- A big pot.- No.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07- BUZZ! - Melanie Wiggles.- A carrot.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11No, no, no. I'll give you a clue. It's round and red.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- BUZZ! - Mr Biscuits.- A tomat...- Yes?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- A tomat...- Yes?- A tomat...- Yes?
0:04:16 > 0:04:18A juicy lollipop.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19No!
0:04:19 > 0:04:21- BUZZ! - Charles Cheese.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24The main ingredient of tomato soup, tomato ketchup
0:04:24 > 0:04:25and tomato juice is tomatoes.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29You're right, well done. One point to Charles Cheese.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33That was the final round. Let's look at the scores.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37So, our winner, with two points,
0:04:37 > 0:04:38is Mr Biscuits!
0:04:40 > 0:04:45Your special prize is a year's supply of tomato ketchup.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Do you have any biscuits?
0:04:47 > 0:04:50No. That brings us to the end of another Buzz And Tell.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Goodbye, see you next time.
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